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Words, Thoughts, Dreams

Summary:

A look into the processors of Cybertronians during their times of joy, need, sorrow, humor, horror, and more. A series of drabbles based on the popular 100 prompts/themes challenge.

~ So far ~
Skyfire - Ice // Red Alert - What If... // *Ratbat - Abandoned // Swindle - Mislead // Grimlock - Skull // *Shockwave - Evil // Rumble - Orange // *Wheelie - Song // Jazz - See // Megatron - Obsession // *Thundercracker - Triangle // *Blaster - Mother // *Windcharger - Iron // Vortex - Broken // *Ironhide - Old-school // *Warpath - Sound Effect // Galvatron - Cursed // *Inferno - Red // Frenzy - Clone // *(SG) Ravage - O RLY??? // (IDW) Whirl - Time

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Chapter 1: Skyfire

Summary:

(4) 77. Ice

Genre: Angst

Characters: Jetfire/Skyfire, Starscream (mentioned)

~ Funny how fire is encased by the ice…

Chapter Text

...Cold... so cold it burns.

Ice fire.

Tendrils of icy mist rise up to meet me; I am falling.

Star... Where is my Star? Is that him, plummeting? No, he would never.

I am falling—falling to the planet below.

STATUS REPORT:

67% Damaged.

Navigation systems have frozen; optics cracked from below-zero temperatures; processor stalling; wings…

Burn.

Numb… I feel so numb...

…I suppose it is better than being in pain.

Sad… grace is not my ally like Star, yet the sky has never failed me before.

...Will he come for me? Yes, he will. He always does. Always.

Chapter 2: Red Alert

Summary:

(3) 65. / (4) 37. What if…

Genre: Humor

Characters: Red Alert, Jazz, Bumblebee (mentioned)

~ "Red, we can what-if 'till the cows come home!" "B…but what if-!" "RED!"

Chapter Text

They all think I'm paranoid, even my allies! Oh, but they won't be laughing when I disrupt the Decepticons' plan to gas us all in our sleep, turning us into mindless drones! Or when the human government decides to team up with the Decepticons to take us out! Oh, they think I'm screwy now, but they won't be laughing then!

"Yo, Red! What's shakin'?"

"How are you so calm? The Decepticons are going to attack any breem, I know it! They're going to kidnap somebot! What if it's Bumblebee again? What if he cracks? W-we have to protect him!"

"...Oi..."

Chapter 3: Ratbat

Summary:

(1) 38. / (2) 38. Abandoned

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Drama

Characters: Ratbat, Soundwave

~ Wh-who a-are y-you…?

Chapter Text

Lost / Weak / Hopeless

"Help," small, slight chirps.
'Pointless, pointless…'

"…Please…" pathetic mewling, barely whispered.
'No one there, no one…'

Questioning / Wary / Concern

Heard, it was heard…!
'Don't hope; no hope…'

"Is… someone there?"
'Broken spark, nobody cares…'

"Response: yes. Designation: Soundwave. Query: you are alone?"

"…Yes," nervous, but hopeful.
'No, crush hope, crush hope!'

"A-are you… h-here f-for m-m-me?"
Say yes, say yes!
'It will say no… always no…'

"Affirmative."

"R-really?"
'No, not really…'

"Confirmation: yes."

Said yes, said yes!
'Will betray, will betray…'

Comfort / Embrace / Trust

"Query: stay with me?"

"Oh… kay…"
Y-yes!

"Response: welcome home."

Found / Purpose / Love

Chapter 4: Swindle

Summary:

(2) 72. Mislead

Genre: Humor

Characters: Swindle, Onslaught, Vortex, Blast Off

~ Heh, now, why would I ever do that?

Chapter Text

"Swindle..." a threatening tone warned—growled at, really—the attack vehicle.

Freezing in its tracks, the military truck's engines rumbled a bit, nervous. Not that it would admit that! "Ah... yes, Ons?" His 'innocent victim' voice... yep, guilty.

A cackle somewhere to his left. "Ooh, you're in for it now, Swin!"

An exasperated sigh crackles in his comm. link. "What did you do this time, Swindle?"

"Nothing, I swear Blast Off!"

"Yeah, right!" The sadistic laughter reaches his audio receptors, receiving a slight growl from the jeep.

"Shut it, Tex!"

"Swindle..." his commanding officer rumbled, dangerously low.

Swindle gulped. 'Scrap.'

Chapter 5: Grimlock

Summary:

(4) 19. Skull

Genre: Humor

Characters: Grimlock, Wheeljack, Ratchet

~ Can't you get this through that thick helm of yours, Grimlock?!

Chapter Text

"Now, Grimlock..." a voice patiently explained while holding back his furious comrade. "Ratchet really doesn't like it when you break his stuff, remember?"

Scratching his helm, the T-Rex stared at the scientist below. "But you, Wheeljack, always blow up him, Ratchet's, stuff." While saying this, his lumbering tail swatted a table, medical supplies sent flying.

"GRIMLOCK!" The medic, practically frothing at the mouth, roared at the dino-bot.

Wheeljack winced, narrowly avoiding a wrench. "That's, uh, different."

"How?"

"It—youch! It just is, Grimlock."

"Me, Grimlock, don't understand."

"YOU WILL WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOUR GLITCHED PROCESSOR!"

Crash!

"I NEEDED THAT!"

Chapter 6: Shockwave

Summary:

(4) 29. Evil

Genre: Drama, Tragedy

Characters: Shockwave, Cybertronian femme

~ They call me evil; however, evil is illogical.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Single optic blazed, thoughts indistinguishable from the mech's emotionless stance.

His database registered the half-starving femme as a neutral. Unallied mechs were rare enough… to find a femme? The odds were minuscule; not impossible. It was logical to assume she had been separated from other refugees… and mate.

'A sparkling. How… illogical to spark during wartime.'

Terrified, celadon reflected within carmine, femme curling further in on herself, attempting to conceal the child. "P-please… have m…mercy…"

Optic flashed while the mech processed this request, barrel tip gleaming with a purple aura. "It is illogical to spare you and waste resources."

/Static./

Notes:

Heh, finally, an author's note! XD

Anyways, I just wanted to know what you guys thought of this so far, seeing as how the story hasn't received any reviews... yet, hopefully. I was wondering if you guys thought I should continue this at all, or should I just abandon it here? Maybe put it on hiatus? I'm personally enjoying writing these short, tricky drabbles, but if you guys don't like 'em I can go back to writing something else. I do owe my other readers some updates, after all. (Which I have an explanation for! I'll be posting it when I next post a story or an update. I don't think too many people will see it if I put it here... though I will be putting it on my page shortly, if I don't get sidetracked by school again. *Sweatdrops*)

So, um, I guess I should explain this chapter? First, the femme's just a random OC I came up with... poor femme. :( Second, well, I've been wanting to try writing Shockwave for a while, but wasn't really sure how to go about doing it. I eventually happened upon this theme and inspiration struck! Now I'm just hoping I portrayed him properly, or at least decently... don't really know much about him, especially from G1... *Scratches the back of my head, looking sheepish* Erm, for that matter, I don't know most of these characters that well at all. Skyfire, sure, he's part of why I like reading G1 fanfictions at all. Red Alert... I know next to nothing about him other then that he's paranoid... and a medic, maybe? Or is that only Armada? Ratbat I basically guessed how to write, though I figured out Sounders easily enough. ;) Swindle, however, is not only fun to read about, but also fun to write about! Not to mention I don't think I did half bad with him and his gestalt. :P Grimlock... hm, I hope I did him properly. I didn't really get to portray much of him, despite it being his turn. Though, I gotta say, Ratchet and Wheeljack were as fun as I expected them to be! Plus, “Bulkhead...!” XD

So... that's all I guess. G'night/afternoon/morning everybody! :D

P.S. Sorry about the perhaps confusing AN. I was half asleep when I wrote it. *Grins sheepishly* Ah, well, Rose out!

Chapter 7: Rumble

Summary:

(4) 91. Orange

Genre: Humor

Characters: Rumble, Ratchet, Ironhide, Prowl

~ Ugh… I hate the color orange…

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Optics onlined to a bright orange ceiling…

"Hmph, it's about time!"

…and to the charmin' vocalizer of the Autobot medic.

Scrap.

"So, the punk's up, huh? Good! Lemme show 'im why ya don't mess with us Autobots!"

There's the old geezer… Was wonderin' how long it'd take him to show.

I glared, mouth moving before Hatchet could. "Oh, so ya wanna go? I'll show you what this squirt can do when I toss you outta this volcano!"

"Why Ah oughta-!"

"Enough, Ironhide!"

Cue Mr. Stick-Up-His-Aft to ruin my fun…

"Now, Rumble, there's evidence…"

Fraggit all...

It's official: I hate oranges.

Notes:

Heh, take what you will from that ending. xD

Yah, I couldn't resist doing another of these to help with writers block, even if I'm not getting any feedback… but you gotta love Soundwave and his cassettes! ;3

-Rose, out!

Chapter 8: Wheelie

Summary:

(4) 85. Song

Genre: Humor, Poetry

Characters: Wheelie, Daniel, Kup, Blurr, Grimlock

~ What could be so wrong / With Wheelie’s little song?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text


Hidden in a corner
Though worthwhile, soon a goner.
Still, chuckling, Wheelie winked
For who else could've tricked?


 

"Has anyone seen Wheelie?" Daniel queried.

Kup shook his helm. "Nope, sorry kid. I'd be sure'n tell if I did."

“Alright, thanks. Blurr—?”

"Nope-sorry-Daniel-I-haven't-seen-the-snitch," Daniel stared. Did Blurr just... pause? "But-he-should-hope-I-don't-if-he's-the-cause-of-this-darn-glitch!"

Daniel blinked, "...Glitch?"

Before Speedy continued— "Me Grimlock confused! Why Me Grimlock rhyme like it need be used?"

And, suddenly, it dawned on the boy. With a mighty heave and utter ease, Daniel had quite the laughing fit indeed. Seems Wheelie kept his promise, everybot would stop mocking his rhyming fondness!

Notes:

Welp, there's everyone's favorite (hated) rhyming Bot! I just couldn't resist doing the guy, even if I know very little about him... Haha, call me crazy, but I actually like him so far because he's so annoying! XD Plus, you gotta respect 'im, it's HARD to talk in rhymes all the time! O.O :\

Oh, and just to note, I counted Blurr's jabber as one word per mini monologue in order to pass the drabble requirement of 100 words. Hope you guys don't mind, and I hope my first attempt at Blurr is passable. :3

Btw, catch the Animated reference? :P

Chapter 9: Jazz

Summary:

(2) 37. See

Genre: Angst

Characters: Jazz, Bumblebee, Ratchet (mentioned)

~ “Ratch’, Ah… Ah cracked mah visor.”

Chapter Text

“Look out!”

Cr-aaack!

“Jazz! I’m so sor- are you okay?”

Wincing, servos flew up to his helm, shielding his optics from view as if to protect them.

He can’t let them—his friends, allies—see. If they do, they’ll view him in an entirely different light… and carefree Jazz?

He’s scared of that.

Ah, who’s he kidding… he’s terrified! Not of them, though… of what they’ll think.

Still, no matter how hard the saboteur tried, Bumblebee saw that one secret Jazz was desperately trying to hide. Because, in that split second before it was covered, Jazz’s visor was tinted purple.

Chapter 10: Megatron

Summary:

(1) 71. / (2) 71. Obsession

Genre: Drama

Characters: Megatron, Optimus Prime

~ No... it is the thrill of battle, the rush that comes from fighting the only one who poses a challenge

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“It has been said I am obsessed with winning, with beating Prime…”

Blue eyes narrowed, locked with red. Meaningless banter… amusing to him.

“Perhaps I am, it matters not. Regardless I shall keep this endless cycle between us until I bore of it.”

Black gripped blue, struggling against their equal.

“Perhaps I am obsessed with the Prime, with the challenge he poses to me…”

Laughter from a silver form, the charge of its canon following.

“Ah, but then again, perhaps I merely wish to prolong it. Indeed, for once the Prime is gone, who will be left to oppose me?”

Notes:

On a side note, I've had it pointed out to me that this could also apply to the Screamer in regards to Buckethead. ;P

Chapter 11: Thundercracker

Summary:

(1) 90. / (2) 90. Triangle

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Friendship

Characters: Thundercracker, Starscream, Skywarp

~ But, then again, is it really so surprising?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Trines… Three Seekers come together as one, the ideal being perfect synchronization.

We fly in threes. We live in threes. Often, we bond in threes.

“Thundercracker, you imbecile!”

Sometimes, I wonder why.

“Hey, TC! Stop thinking about it already!”

They're overbearing...

“Hmph, obviously I am the only intelligent one around!”

…Obnoxious...

“C’mon, don't tell me you’re still mad! It was hilarious!”

…Utterly incompatible. And yet…

“TC?”

“Ugh, the incompetence…”

They’re my trine.

“Warp… Scream…?”

“Oh, hush you idiot! We're taking you back to base for repairs.”

“Just hold on, TC. We gotcha.”

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Notes:

An outtake of sorts:

My dad thought “we bond in threes” read “we bond in trees”.

Lol! XD

Chapter 12: Blaster

Summary:

(2) 22. / (5) 56. Mother

Genre: Humor, Family

Characters: Blaster, Rewind, Eject, Steeljaw, Ramhorn, Soundwave (mentioned)

~ So, wait… does that make you our mommy?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Briefly shuttering his optics, the red boombox stared at his Recordabot twins, both calmly waiting for his response. “…Say wha?”

“On Earth, household units generally have a parental figure in charge of their young.”

“But… how does this make me a femme?” Blaster fumbled, tuning out the snickering coming from his chest components.

“I'm thinking the media’s blowing this out of proportion…” Eject muttered to his brother who only shrugged at the sports reference.

::Love you too, mom:: his eldest purred, the more rambunctious sibling chortling beside him in cassette form.

“Slag, why doesn't Soundwave have to deal with this?”

Notes:

How do you know Soundwave doesn't have to deal with it, Blaster??? XD

Chapter 13: Windcharger

Summary:

(2) 93. Iron

Genre: Humor

Characters: Windcharger, Brawn, Wheeljack, Ratchet (mentioned)

~ He knows his magnetic field is strong, but this is just getting plain ridiculous...

Chapter Text

“Well… This is a first.”

The unfortunate red and gray mech waited (impatiently, mind you) for his best friend to get off his fragging aft and comm. the doc.

Wheeljack (un)helpfully piped up from behind. “It could be worse—we could’ve exploded.”

That just brought another wave of laughter from the usually tough-as-nails minibot.

“Will you just call Ratchet already?” Windcharger grumbled, twitching uncomfortably from his spot as the Ark’s latest wall decoration.

Wheeljack’s head fins flashed sheepishly, unable to do much more while magnetized between Windcharger and the wall.

Windcharger’s never letting Wheeljack near his electromagnetic field again. Ever.

Chapter 14: Vortex

Summary:

(2) 76. Broken

Genre: Horror

Characters: Vortex, First Aid

~ The interrogator examined his prize, considering just how he wished to proceed with the… operation.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Humming, the insane Combaticon selected a scalpel. Vortex felt like taking his time. He wanted to enjoy it, after all!

“Wh…what are you g-g-g-going to do to m-me, De…Decepticon?”

He grinned, rotors flicking in delight. How cute! The sillly Autobot was trying to sound brave.

“Oh, a lot of things! But don't worry, I'm not gonna deactivate you.” He laughed, finally deciding—the mask would go first.

Vortex locked gazes with First Aid. The terror on his victim’s faceplates… This will be gratifying.

“Nah, I'm gonna break you down until I get what I want. Break you piece by piece.”

Notes:

Sorry, sorry, sorry First Aid! You don't deserve this at all… I've read too many fics that ship them in some weird, messed up way and Aid just seemed to work with this idea! T.T

I can be really twisted towards my favorite characters sometimes… Though in this case the one I like is the one who’s nuts. Figures that I like the insane ones. They often have the most interesting personalities out of all the characters… *Sweatdrops awkwardly*

My first real attempt at horror… Hope it was at least semi-passable.

Chapter 15: Ironhide

Summary:

(4) 33. Old-school

Genre: Humor, Parody

Characters: Ironhide, Decepticon Seekers, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper

~ Time for an old-school aft-kickin’!

Chapter Text

‘Hide got to his pedes. He was alone in enemy territory… and he was surrounded!

The leader stepped forward, “What’re ya doin’ here so far from base, Autoslag?”

While the Seekers laughed, Ironhide turned towards the head goon. Training his weapon on the ‘Con, Ironhide said,

“Why’m Ah here? Ah’m here ta kick aft ‘n chew rust sticks, an’ Ah’m all out’a sticks!”


“Hey, what's that s’posed to be? He’d never say that!”

Bumblebee frowned. “He did Cliff, I was there.”

“No way, you said he was alone! What really happened, ‘Hide?”

Ironhide only smirked, continuing to polish his gun.

Chapter 16: Warpath

Summary:

(4) 44. Sound Effect

Genre: Humor

Characters: Warpath, Perceptor

~ Onomato-whatiea?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Now that the electrum enhanced skirmish has concluded, I would like to converse with you on an observation I noted in regards to your unconventional communication preferences.”

Warpath briefly shuttered his optics. “Mech, speak English or BANG! Cybertronian, would ya?”

Perceptor out-vented, “I thought I was... Very well, my apologies.” He paused, slower now. “I was wondering why you speak that way.”

“What way? ZOW!

“You utilize vocal expressions for war-related activities. Does your vocalizer have a malfunction?”

Warpath stared, so Perceptor tried again. “You say boom a lot.”

The tank grinned, “Easy, I just think it sounds cool—KABLAMMO!!!

Notes:

Yep, this occurs shortly after the G1 episode “The Golden Lagoon”. It’s the only time I could find where the two meet up. ;)

KAPOW!

Chapter 17: Galvatron

Summary:

(4) 87. Cursed

Genre: Drama

Characters: Galvatron, Megatron (mentioned), Optimus Prime (mentioned), Unicron (mentioned)

~ Do not speak of rebirth as if it were a blessing!

Chapter Text

You ask who I am; who I was. Such a question had once been unheard of.

I was the mighty leader of the Decepticons and before that a gladiator in the Pits of Kaon!

None could defeat me, my power was matched only by the Prime! I was reliant on none… now, I am merely a tool.

My name… It was once feared by all! Now, it is my master who inspires true terror.

You ask of my name? My name…

I, the disciple of the Unmaker, cursed to live a life of madness...

Megatron no longer, I... am Galvatron.

Chapter 18: Inferno

Summary:

(4) 48. / (5) 68. Red

Genre: Friendship

Characters: Inferno, Red Alert

~ My favorite color? That's easy: red

Chapter Text

Inferno considered a moment.

“Red’s my favorite color for many reasons, not just ‘cause of my paint job.” He grinned, “it’s the color for Autobots, which is cool. Not to mention that it represents fire, so there's that.”

“Is that all?”

“Hardly, you ever seen a sunset?” He chuckled, “I mean, despite being such a, well, fiery color, it can still be part of a beautiful whole.” His smile turned gentle. “More than that, it reminds me of my best friend.”

Red Alert made a slight noise, embarrassed.

Inferno laughed, curiously watching the security director. "So… Why’d you wanna know?"

Chapter 19: Frenzy

Summary:

(4) 81. Clone

Genre: Drama, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Frenzy, Rumble, unnamed Decepticons, Soundwave

~ “Whoa, wouldn’t it be cool if we were clones?!

Notes:

This one goes out to anyone who feels their favorite characters (or chars they like in general) are under appreciated... I know I’ve felt that way

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Rumble once said that.

Clones.

And I laughed it off because that’s all it was—a joke. Obviously, we’re more than that! The twins, Boss’ boys, muscle backin’ the Decepticons!

“Get back here, you little pit-spawn!”

“Which fragger even are you?”

“Shut it and catch ‘im—s’not like matters!”

—Are we really just that to the rest of ‘em, though? Just The Cassette Twins?

…Heh.

What am I doing, actin’ like a strutless Auto-wimp over this slag?

Rumble’s my bro, and I’m his! I ain’t his back-up copy or something! I’m me!

“RUMBLE!!!”

“I’m F-F-Frenzy, bolts-for-brains!”

…Aren’t I, Boss?

“Affirmative.”

Notes:

It’s been a while, guys! How’ve you been? :D

*Crickets*

...Ok. So, I know you guys prefer my other stories, but I like this one. Plus, I feel like it helps me get back into the swing of writing.

Anywaaays... hope you guys have a good day! Take care!

Btw, hope you guys don’t mind my little nod to the movies ;)

Chapter 20: Shattered Glass Ravage

Summary:

(4) 40. O RLY???

Genre: Humor

Characters: SG Ravage, SG Steeljaw (mentioned), Ravage, SG Soundwave

~ Wut??? Less than 140 chars????? #lolzSux2BMe #YUDoDisAuthor #OhWait #lulNM

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Hi im waving @ u! u cant c it but i m =D
Haven updated yatter in while… gasp oh noes! :'(
Been busy w spy stuff—v cool! i is quietest :3

W8 im not done? i dunno wut 2 do lol
Mybe steeljaw want 2 talk!

Awww… steeljaw nvr responds D:
Worst bff >:(
Oooo other mes on! HAI RAVAGE!!!!

 

No.

Awww… =(


*Sir Soundwave likes this post*


YAS! hi wave! can u c me waving?

“Totally, my main cat! But you gotta focus on the mission, dude. We’re rollin’ stealth mode.”

Lol k g2g bai!!!

Notes:

OMG I nvr use so much txt speak! Such hard, much h8, nvr again! D:<

Oof, well, that was a challenge lol. Hope you guys enjoyed my little special here. I might do more from other universes, or even Shattered Glass, but when I saw this prompt… I mean, really, it’s just too perfect! :D
So... guess this is my unintended submission to AU August. Welp ;)

Chapter 21: IDW Whirl

Summary:

(4) 22. Time

Genre: Humor, Friendship

Characters: Whirl, Rung

~ Only one mech—bless his spark—is brave (or foolish) enough to confront the crazy copter

Chapter Text

A ranting and raving Whirl is hardly a new experience for the Lost Light. Less so to see Whirl with a petite precision tool clutched between his pincers while smashing an unidentifiable lump of metal against the ship’s walls. All while screaming something about clocks.

“Whirl, are you quite alri-”

“SHUDDUP BROWS! I’M BUSY!”

“Mutilating the corridor?”

“…YES!”

“Ah. I see… Shame, I was actually hoping for your assistance.” Rung smiled, unflinching under Whirl’s one-optic gaze. “I really don’t know much about chronometers. Could you perhaps teach me how to build one for my office?”

“...”

“For ambiance.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“…Thanks, Doc.”