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PHUCK U MEAN IM A DEMON NOW? (Phighting isekai

Chapter 3: I get hired while being a internet music historian

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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[Pen]

Pen is starting to get used to crossroads after being here for 4 days so far

So be it Pen still doesn't have a functional home or food supply but that could change today

Because today Pen was going to a job interview or something

 

"Does this look good?" He asked himself as he looked at the spare white shirt he found with the makeshift tie he made cutting a black fabric and tying it to make it look like a tie. Pen then got his stuff like his computer, 2 dollars and his "gear" ,which really was just a regular old pen to his knowledge, then Pen walked towards the door and grabbed onto the door handle " Alright you got this your going to pass the interview get this job and start living the good life. You got this Alex." Pen said to himself before twisting the door knob and opening the door. Pen pressed the downards elevator button and stepped inside as the doors opened then closed again, then Pen pressed the ground floor button and a few seconds later the elevator dinged and the doors opened. Pen stepped out of the elevator and walked out of the apartment building as the elevator doors closed behind him then Pen got out a piece of paper that contains a poorly made map of crossroads he had made the 2nd day since spawning here so he could trace his steps back then Pen started following the Map so he can find where slingshots Cafe is. After a few minutes of walking in the wrong directions and accidentally going to the wrong buildings Pen finally found slingshot's Cafe and before walking inside Pen took a deep breath and exhaled before pushing the door to the cafe open

 

"Hey so I'm here for the job intervi-" Pen said as he entered before getting cut off by a strange feeling like everything slowed down then Pen looked straight ahead and saw a glass plate coming towards his head but Pen was easily able to duck below the plate and just as Pen ducked everything felt normal again and the plate that got thrown did not hit his head and instead hit the glass door itself not breaking the door but instead breaking the plate.

So that's how danger sense worked

Cool.

 

"SHURIKEN YOU COULD'VE JUST KILLED A CUSTOMER!" Slingshot yelled at shuriken with pure HATRED in his eyes "SORRY BUT LOOK!" Shuriken said as he pointed towards Pen "THEY SURVIVED SO ITS ALRIGHT" Shuriken explain basically pleading for his life as vine staff stood behind shuriken with murder in her eyes "Him actually..." Pen replied softly correcting shuriken "Sorry for shuriken theres something wrong with him and stuff anyways..." slingshot explained as Pen saw shuriken screaming for his life while vine staff was dragging them away "... so yeah! But I'm ready to start the interview when your ready" slingshot said disregarding any knowledge of what's happening with shuriken right now "uhm Alright then!" Pen said as slingshot and him walked to one of the empty tables to start the interview.

 

"So first, tell me about yourself!" Slingshot asked as he got a blank piece of paper probably to write Pen's answers down "Uhm I have really good work ethics and I know how to cook food plus I can fairly work with anyone and help anyone Pen answered as he saw slingshot write what he presumes is his answer "how do you handle stress?" Slingshot asked as he stopped writing "I take deep breaths in and out to calm myself down in times of stress" Pen replies as slingshot writes down what he said "what motivates you?" Slingshot asks "What motivates me is the thought that my parents would be proud where I am today" Pen replies "what are your goals here?" "My goals here is to build skills for future experiences while making money and being useful." "What's your ideal work environment?" " My ideal work environment is a work environment where I'm able to to work without the feeling of stress and anxiety." This went for a hour or two of slingshot asking Pen a question having to do with himself or the job itself until slingshot got to the last question.

 

"Why should we hire you?"

 

"You should hire me because I can be of great use to the work place and give my help to any of my co workers" Pen replies with as he nervously taps the booth him and slingshot were sitting in. "Alright uhm this shouldn't come as a superise due to the fact we don't have a lot of staff members but your hired" slingshot says as he gets up from the booth and raises his arm out to shake Pen's hand. "I AM? Thank you soooooo much!" Pen says as they quickly get up from the booth and shake slingshot's hand "I needed this job so much" Pen says as they shook slingshot's hand "No problem!" Slingshot replies with as they stopped shaking hands "so you start tomorrow and I'll show you how everything works here and I'll give you a apron once you come in tomorrow, that sounds good?" Slingshot asks "peferctly fine with me" Pen replies with "Good well i guess I should be seeing you tomorrow!" Slingshot says as Pen heads for exit. "Have a great day!" Slingshot says as they waved Pen goodbye as he saw him exit "you too!" Pen replies with as he waves him goodbye as he exists the cafe.

 

Pen could barely keep their excitement in "FINALY I FOUND A JOB AND NOW I WONT BE THAT BROKE ANYMORE!" Pen says to himself as he walks down the streets of crossroads with a smile on his face and after a bit Pen found the apartment complex he was currently staying at. Pen entered the building and went straight to the elevator and clicked the upwards button before stepping after the elevator dinged and opened its doors. Pen then pressed the 3rd floor button and the elevator started to take him upwards and a few seconds later the elevator dinged and Pen walked out of it after the doors opened. Pen then opened the door and walked through it before closing the door and falling onto the bed mattress.

 

"Damn now what do I do now?" Pen asked himself as he spotted his computer before getting up from the mattress, grabbing the computer, opening it up and sitting back down on the bed mattress again. "What should I post to the music archive?" Pen asked himself as he went onto his worlds internet browser and going on YouTube to download a song to post on the music archive "maybe I can post a full album today" Pen suggested to himself put the computer beside so he can constraint on what he should "ooh maybe I can post the Entirety of blond! Since I posted White Ferrari last time" Pen said as he grabbed the computer again before searching "Blond by frank ocean full album download" Pen then downloaded the Entirety of blond off YouTube before saving it to his computer and switching back to the inpherno internet browser. Pen then went onto the isekai songs YouTube account then he clicked the upload video button before he dragged the file into YouTube.com "God why is this taking so long??" Pen asked himself as the YouTube video was only at 25% finished. Pen in the mean time of the video uploading started drafting ideas for songs/albums he can post on his YouTube account "Maybe I could post Tyler the creator albums soon" Pen said as he waited on the video to upload "Nah that wouldn't work right now due to Tyler's old music." "Maybe Kendrick music? Good kid Mad City or Mr. Morale And The Big Steppers would be a good way to introduce the inpherno to Kendrick then maybe later he could post ether Damn,Tpab or gnx?" "But I also do have unreleased music so I could create a entire new album called Nation or smth based off of that fake album that was supposed to drop right after damn dropped " Pen talked to himself about ideas for the music archive until he heard a sound and checked the computer to see that it had hit 100% "Great! Now I just wait for the views to start rolling in."

 

[Youtube]

 

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Frank Ocean - Blonde [FULL ALBUM] - August 20, 2016

809 views - July 7, 201X [Genre: RnB]

 

344 △ Likes   22 ▽ Dislikes    ➦ Share    ✂ Clip    ☰+ Save

 

Isekai Songs
153 Subscribers

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XxxJukeboxJunkiexxX

Wait wasn't there another artist on white Ferrari?

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Isekai Songs

That was a early version of White Ferrari I posted it cus it sounded cool as hell

 

CĹ0ùD$

This is so fire where the fuck did you even find this???

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Isekai Songs

I can't explain how but let's just say I've been gifted these songs 👀

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CĹ0ùD$

Huh???? Wydm "gifted" ???

 

AJ000

Thanks alot Isekai Songs now I will be crying myself to sleep tonight :(

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Isekai Songs

Mb twin

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AJ000

It's alright atleast we get new music from you!

 

[Pen]

Pen scrolled through the comments of his latest video with a smile on his face seeing how people were enjoying the songs and replying to the comments that had questions it genuinely made Pen happy THIS is what Pen wanted with his life back on his world, People listening to his art having questions about it and just enjoying what he has to offer on the table. "I'm starting to get tired I should really get some sleep besides it's my first day on the job tomorrow" Pen said to himself as he looked out the window to see it was night outside before closing the laptop and putting it to the side. Slowly Pen's sensations started to fade away until he closed his eyes and fell asleep

 

[Shuriken]

Shuriken just had a LONG ass day cleaning the glass shards that he accidentally threw at the direction of a customer and dealing with the wrath of his older sister vinestaff.

 

"Bro theres barely anything to watch nowadays " Shuriken said as he was swiping on YouTube trying to find a good video to watch while he was laying on his bed at night time. Shuriken then found a video that caught his attention or well album that caught his attention

 

"Frank Ocean - Blonde [FULL ALBUM] - August 20, 2016"

 

Shuriken had heard of boombox talking about the creator of the video "Isekai songs" or something like and about how the music they post is from a "different world." Now did that kinda intrigue shuriken? Yes but did he give a shit if his videos were from a different world or planet and shit? Fuck no But shuriken still wanted to see what boombox was talking about and decided to hit play on the video while he turns off his screen so he can get the full experience.

 

"Wow this sounds nice so far."

Notes:

Finally Pen is no longer unemployed and works at slingshots Cafe and shit. Also the next chapter is probably going to have a time skip so yeah anyways new chapter for the 5 people that are reading this fanfic so far

Notes:

Like I said this is going to be VERY influenced by Vauschens fanfic but it's going to be a more music influenced archive like Pen/Alex will still use the archive to share stuff about humans but most time out of not it when Pen updates the archive it would probably be music related due to Alex being a music artist before he died