Brucie Wayne Is Best Boi
A collection meant for those fics featuring Bruce being airheaded and a flirt and very unserious.
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Tell Me Your Secrets (I Already Did) by Athi816
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 May 2023
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5 times Batman tried to reveal his identity to the Justice League
+ 1 time everyone was on the same page.
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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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Why Bruce shouldn't try to drink in pace with superhumans by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Oct 2022
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In all fairness, Bruce hadn't intended to get drunk. It was an accident. He could not be blamed for this. So what if he accidentally let slip the fact that he had kids? Bruce was at no fault at all. It was the JL's fault for asking so many damn questions.
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Why Bruce shouldn't try to drink in pace with superhumans by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Oct 2022
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In all fairness, Bruce hadn't intended to get drunk. It was an accident. He could not be blamed for this. So what if he accidentally let slip the fact that he had kids? Bruce was at no fault at all. It was the JL's fault for asking so many damn questions.
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14 May 2024
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DC: Why Bruce shouldn't try to drink in pace with superhumans
In all fairness, Bruce hadn't intended to get drunk. It was an accident. He could not be blamed for this. So what if he accidentally let slip the fact that he had kids? Bruce is at no fault at all. It was the JL's fault for asking so many damn questions.
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Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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14 May 2024
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DC: Batman? More Like Baby Man
Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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14 May 2024
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DC: Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection
Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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Breaking News: Billionaire's Kidnapping Bungled by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Jan 2019
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The Joker’s henchmen are in dire need of funds. They decide the easiest way to get some is to kidnap billionaire Brucie Wayne and hold him for ransom. Spoiler: It doesn’t go as planned. Clark Kent reports.
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- Part 2 of Clark Kent Reports
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27 May 2024
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DC: Breaking News: Billionaire's Kidnapping Bungled
The Joker’s henchmen are in dire need of funds. They decide the easiest way to get some is to kidnap billionaire Brucie Wayne and hold him for ransom. Spoiler: It doesn’t go as planned. Clark Kent reports.
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Part 2 of Clark Kent Reports
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Unbelievable by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Apr 2022
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In some weird twisted sort of way Bruce figures, he should be pleased. He had crafted the Brucie persona so that no one would ever suspect him of being Batman. And clearly it worked since Clark flat out refused to believe it.
Sadly, the effectiveness of his cover identity was now costing him his closest friendship. Oh, the irony.
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DC: Unbelievable
In some weird twisted sort of way Bruce figures, he should be pleased. He had crafted the Brucie persona so that no one would ever suspect him of being Batman. And clearly it worked since Clark flat out refused to believe it.
Sadly, the effectiveness of his cover identity was now costing him his closest friendship. Oh, the irony
https://archiveofourown.to/works/38685780?view_full_work=true