14 Bookmarked Items in Brucie Wayne Is Best Boi
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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DC: The Waynes, Damsels in Distress
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life. Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
https://archiveofourown.to/works/27887788
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In Life There Are Wayners and Luthors by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2020
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The epic battle between East Coast dynasties that never was: Lex Luthor loses big to Bruce Wayne, who doesn’t appear to know he’s even in the game. Clark Kent reports.
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- Part 3 of Clark Kent Reports
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DC: In Life There Are Wayners and Luthors
The epic battle between East Coast dynasties that never was: Lex Luthor loses big to Bruce Wayne, who doesn’t appear to know he’s even in the game. Clark Kent reports.
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Part 3 of Clark Kent Reports
https://archiveofourown.to/works/22587781?view_full_work=true
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Breaking News: Billionaire's Kidnapping Bungled by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Jan 2019
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The Joker’s henchmen are in dire need of funds. They decide the easiest way to get some is to kidnap billionaire Brucie Wayne and hold him for ransom. Spoiler: It doesn’t go as planned. Clark Kent reports.
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- Part 2 of Clark Kent Reports
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DC: Breaking News: Billionaire's Kidnapping Bungled
The Joker’s henchmen are in dire need of funds. They decide the easiest way to get some is to kidnap billionaire Brucie Wayne and hold him for ransom. Spoiler: It doesn’t go as planned. Clark Kent reports.
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Part 2 of Clark Kent Reports
https://archiveofourown.to/works/17303132
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Bridesmaids, Beyoncé, and Bruce Wayne by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
27 Oct 2018
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It should’ve been Gotham’s society wedding of the decade. Except somebody decided to make Brucie Wayne a bridesmaid. Clark Kent reports.
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- Part 1 of Clark Kent Reports
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DC: Bridesmaids, Beyonce, and Bruce Wayne
It should’ve been Gotham’s society wedding of the decade. Except somebody decided to make Brucie Wayne a bridesmaid. Clark Kent reports.
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Part 1 of Clark Kent Reports
https://archiveofourown.to/works/16420676
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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DC: Bruce Fucking with the JLA
Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA. Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
https://archiveofourown.to/works/40736190
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Funding The Batman or Fucking The Batman by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2023
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Bruce Wayne’s leg is healing up after a new underground human trafficking case unravels beneath him. Recovering, Bruce seeks his sons’ help to dress the part of the Bat when he needs them to since he can’t. Now if only Green Lantern would stop insisting Batman was fucking Bruce Wayne we could get somewhere with this case…
[⚠️warning is for discussion of human trafficking, there’s no actual human trafficking. I need that to be clear] (Reads like a really loose five plus one.)
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DC: Funding the Batman or Fucking the Batman
Bruce Wayne’s leg is healing up after a new underground human trafficking case unravels beneath him. Recovering, Bruce seeks his sons’ help to dress the part of the Bat when he needs them to since he can’t. Now if only Green Lantern would stop insisting Batman was fucking Bruce Wayne we could get somewhere with this case…
https://archiveofourown.to/works/48001924#main
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It's Easy Until It's Not by Did_you_see_the_light_in_my_heart
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
31 Aug 2023
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Bruce enjoys a night amid the Gotham socialites while playing Brucie.
It is great, until it's not.Bruce wishes he could break his champagne glass against a wall, or even better, against whoever thought it was a good idea to roofie him.
He wishes so bad he could just go back to being Brucie. So that's exactly what he does.
Prompt: Breaking Down
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- Part 4 of Abril's HSB Bingo 2023
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DC: It's easy until it's not
Bruce enjoys a night amid the Gotham socialites while playing Brucie. It is great, until it's not.
Bruce wishes he could break his champagne glass against a wall, or even better, against whoever thought it was a good idea to roofie him. He wishes so bad he could just go back to being Brucie. So that's exactly what he does.
https://archiveofourown.to/works/49756150#main
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While on a mission with the Justice League, Batman (who hasn’t revealed his secret identity) pulls out his Brucie voice, shocking the others.
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DC: Batman Fatale
While on a mission with the Justice League, Batman (who hasn’t revealed his secret identity) pulls out his Brucie voice, shocking the others.
https://archiveofourown.to/works/52259968#main
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Unbelievable by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Apr 2022
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In some weird twisted sort of way Bruce figures, he should be pleased. He had crafted the Brucie persona so that no one would ever suspect him of being Batman. And clearly it worked since Clark flat out refused to believe it.
Sadly, the effectiveness of his cover identity was now costing him his closest friendship. Oh, the irony.
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DC: Unbelievable
In some weird twisted sort of way Bruce figures, he should be pleased. He had crafted the Brucie persona so that no one would ever suspect him of being Batman. And clearly it worked since Clark flat out refused to believe it.
Sadly, the effectiveness of his cover identity was now costing him his closest friendship. Oh, the irony
https://archiveofourown.to/works/38685780?view_full_work=true
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Space cellmates by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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Superman is kidnapped by aliens whilst conducting an interview as Clark Kent. He feels guilty about the poor civilian who got caught up in this mess with him.
“Mr Wayne. Please take this seriously.”
“I take everything seriously Superman. I’m Batman.”
“Look, it’s obvious you don’t believe me…”
“I do believe you.”
“…but I really am Superman, and I want you to know that whatever happens I will do my best to protect you.”
“Since your powers are being hindered it seems to me that I’ll be the one protecting you.”
“Right,” Clark sighed, not bothering to argue.
“Because I’m Batman.”
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DC: Space cellmates
Superman is kidnapped by aliens whilst conducting an interview as Clark Kent. He feels guilty about the poor civilian who got caught up in this mess with him.
“Mr Wayne. Please take this seriously.”
“I take everything seriously Superman. I’m Batman.”
“Look, it’s obvious you don’t believe me…”
“I do believe you.”
“…but I really am Superman, and I want you to know that whatever happens I will do my best to protect you.”
“Since your powers are being hindered it seems to me that I’ll be the one protecting you.”
“Right,” Clark sighed, not bothering to argue.
“Because I’m Batman.”
“Sure.”
https://archiveofourown.to/works/41003193#main
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Paranoia by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Oct 2023
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Batman trusts the newest Justice League recruit almost instantly.
This is so out of character, it makes the rest of the team suspicious.
Who is this Nightwing, and what is he up to?
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DC: Paranoia
Batman trusts the newest Justice League recruit almost instantly. This is so out of character, it makes the rest of the team suspicious.
Who is this Nightwing, and what is he up to?
https://archiveofourown.to/works/40571238?view_full_work=true
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Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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DC: Batman? More Like Baby Man
Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
https://archiveofourown.to/works/43444317#main
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Why Bruce shouldn't try to drink in pace with superhumans by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Oct 2022
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In all fairness, Bruce hadn't intended to get drunk. It was an accident. He could not be blamed for this. So what if he accidentally let slip the fact that he had kids? Bruce was at no fault at all. It was the JL's fault for asking so many damn questions.
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DC: Why Bruce shouldn't try to drink in pace with superhumans
In all fairness, Bruce hadn't intended to get drunk. It was an accident. He could not be blamed for this. So what if he accidentally let slip the fact that he had kids? Bruce is at no fault at all. It was the JL's fault for asking so many damn questions.
https://archiveofourown.to/works/42445935
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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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DC: Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection
Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
https://archiveofourown.to/works/53450080