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My friends suck
No, they don’t
...
No, they don’t
Hello by the way
Aren’t we passed the polite shit at this point
You’re in a mood... What have they done now?
They humiliate me on a daily basis by existing
Look
We can ignore it and talk about whatever but I’m asking because you clearly brought it up
...
Fucking fine.
I hate it when you do this
Like when I’m interested in your feelings?
Yeah. Annoying as fuck.
Deflecting, I see. How very not-at-all predictable of you
I’m scolding
I know
So?
You know K
Your bf
What?
Bff**
Sorry
Typo
... whatever
He realized who I have a crush on
Who I like*
Who I pine over like a loser**
That’s better
Or worse
Idk
The fact is that he knows and now he sends me this looks—
Like half of them Idk what they even mean. I’m just talking to him, or looking at him(? And then I can fucking sense his eyes on me, turn around and the asshole is like
Fuck
Don’t say a fucking word about what I’m about to send
But like this
¬‿¬
Wow
That’s an emoji
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY SHIT DIPSHIT
FINE
(It was still funny tho)
I swear to god
Let me unpack this ok?
1)didn’t know you liked someone...?
2)I can’t imagine you pining after anyone honestly. From what I know about you I just figured that if you liked anyone you would just kiss them and then demand they take you to dinner
3)he’s your best friend... didn’t you say you shared a dorm...? It’s really difficult to ignore something that fundamental about a person when you live together
4)maybe the face is because he ships you two
You can not ship real people
Excuse you, I’ll have you know you can
No, Grinch, you fucking can’t
....My folder of All might/Eraser begs to differ
The fuck-
They’re soulmates. I have a pic of them at the last sports festival and Eraser is smiling at something that All might is saying. It’s so wholesome look:
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That’s not a smile
AAKSNSLSMDND
YES IT IS
LOOK AT THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH
Ugh no
Why nottttt
Cause he looks like a hobo I don’t roll that way
You’re impossible
First of all: He’s hot
(Barfs)
Second of all: IT’S FOR SCIENCE
Fine
It may be a little upwards
Hell yeah it is
Hey
?
What did the others do?
What?
You wrote ‘my friendS suck’
You only talked about K
Ah
They all know now
It took like 48 fucking hours
That’s how long K’s not subtle comments and looks lasted until the other losers caught up with the situation
I still can’t believe that you are //pining//
I can’t believe that after six months I still don’t know you
Hey
I’ve been friends with this idiots since first year and they found out last week
Still
I don’t know what you look like
I don’t even know your name
Feels weird sometimes
...
Sorry, I know it makes you uncomfortable
When I say stuff like that
Stranger?
It’s been an hour
I’m sorry
I would like to assume you just ran out of battery or something
But I’m an anxiety wreck so my brain only thinks about the possibility of me fucking this up
I know we talked about this, stranger
I don’t want to pressure you
Look, just
Just send something whenever
I don’t sleep much anyways