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    Children’s hair sometimes changes color as you grow. When he’s young enough for it not to be unusual, but old enough to know he’ll get in trouble for doing something ‘freakish’ again, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair.

    It changes everything about who he identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily turns out to be a much better influence.
    So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet-haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive Hogwarts.

    Story Discord: https://discord.gg/8b7zt5PBHp

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    Sometimes, seemingly inconsequential events can have massive ramifications; a mishap with felix felicis results in Harry and Blaise tumbling down a rabbit hole of friendship and relentless banter. As they grow closer, Wizarding Britain slowly falls deeper into Voldemort's clutches and the stakes rise.

    Expect personal growth abound as I'll be playing Blaise's canon characterisation straight.

    Sequel - Fortune's Expensive Smile Is Earned

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    𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍 | Never would Fate let the Mistress of Death be raised by anyone but the Addams Family.

    ▬▬▬

    [𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞]

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    Harry Potter unwanted by his relatives is abandoned in the woods several hours away from his Aunts home on Privet Drive in early November 1981. But he was not alone in those woods.

    Aleta Ogord, Ravager Captain, second only to the admiral of the fleet her estranged husband, loves exploring new planets. Or new areas of old planets in search of something new. Terra surprises her more than most planets do. This time though she's gotten a little more than she thought was possible.

    Ravagers don't do kids, but she can't just leave the little one out in the cold under a bush.

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    Out in the Universe there is a bright blue box. Inside this box is a fantastical world. Inhabiting this fantastic world is a strange man called the Doctor, an immortal human from the 51st century, a pink and yellow human who isn't really human anymore and the savior of the wizarding world.

    But this isn't the start of our story, though when the Doctor gets involved in anything the start of a story is all rather fuzzy.

    No. Our story starts on a deserted street, in front of a ruined house, for every story must have a start. This beginning opens with a funny old wizard in bright-colored robes and a pointed hat, holding our protagonist and wondering what he was going to do with a baby. Now, on we go.

    Edit: Previously titled Harry raised by the Doctor a.k.a. The Wizarding World is not ready for This

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    35/?
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    Betrayed by people he trusted with his life. Harry goes back to get revenge and do everything all over again. With Death at his side and a Deathnote in his pocket he'll change everything.

    Master of Death Harry - Redo what if Harry had received a deathnote along with the deathly hollows. Time travel revenge redo.

    Jamjjoon(archive) is writing it in Spanish translation on Wattpad as Cqnnie
    Iramos_Potter_Riddle is doing a Portuguese translation on Wattpad

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    57/?
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    It wasn't his fault. Not his parent's supposed "car crash" death; not his almost crippling OCD; not his ability to use teleportation. There wasn't anything wrong with him. It was all supposed to happen. Even the giant crashing into the house his relatives stashed themselves on for their escape of flying paper.
    It was all silly, really, to think anything differently. Definitely not something to dwell on.

    TL;DR
    Harry is sorted into Ravenclaw instead of Gryffindor with a few mental disorders. That doesn't hinder him though, no sirree bob.

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    If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?

    or

    Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.

    OR

    Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.

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    Ever since his third year, Draco has come into terms with the fact that he was going to die by the most poetically evil (and historically nonexistent) curse he's ever heard of: Hanahaki. There's no cure for the disease, no one that Draco could tell without feeling humiliated. After all, he's been sentenced to die pining for a person he doesn't even know. Correction: a person that he doesn't know he's in love with. But, Draco is fine with dying. He's perfectly content with spending his last years with his best friends unaware of his condition.

    But when Pansy sneaking into his dorm sets of a chain of oddly not-unwanted incidents, Draco finds himself confronted by the fact that maybe there is a very thin line between love and hate between him and Harry Potter.

    **Original Title: The Black Petals of Hanahaki** Links that I have of Translated Works are available in the first chapter!
    Now translated into Brazilian-Portuguese on Wattpad by Carolzina_neko
    Now translated in Spanish on Wattpad by Yui-chinn
    Now translated in Russian on Ficbook by капи

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    Harry's name comes out of the goblet and he's had enough, he's sick of pretending to be stupid, he's sick of constantly fighting against the whole world. It's time to step up and take control of his life.

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    He was shaking, bleeding and scared. There was a slightly stunned look in his eyes - as if he were drugged, and he looked as if he had been assaulted. Among the injuries that James could identify, his right arm was the one that attracted the most attention, being a mixture of black and red. He was completely soaked.
    "C-can I come in?"
    "Well, seeing that you are a Death Eater and we are in the middle of a war." James said. "I don't see why not"
    Before passing out, Regulus Black whispered in his arms:
    “I didn't know where else to go”

    > This story is also posted on wattpad under the name Silverfield_94 (if you find it anywhere else, let me know)
    > This story is also posted in spanish on wattpad under the name Jennifer Siza (she's the one responsible for the english - spanish translation) (if you find it anywhere else, let me know)

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    It started with a letter, well note really, from his godfather over summer break.

    Three words long: Don't Trust Dumbledore.

    Then his normal trip to the Weasley's was cancelled.

    Then he heard his two best friends talking about him, in not so friendly tones.

    Now: He is some how trapped in the past...with Draco Malfoy.

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    50/?
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    Sirius Black has been living with the Potter’s for nearly 2 years and is constantly filled with guilt and regret about leaving Regulus behind. In the summer before the Marauder’s sixth year, Regulus turns up at the house with nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to. Can they forgive each other? Can they both let their guard down enough to be loved? Can the Black brothers move on from their past?

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    "HE IS JUST IN AZKABAN!" Potter screamed, sounding extremely tired all of a sudden. "THERE ARE NO DEMENTORS LEFT THERE. Your scumbag of a father will be out in no time. But because of him, Sirius - "

    He broke off, his wand lowering.

    Sirius? Draco thought, distractedly.

    "Grow up, Malfoy," he said, clenching his jaw and looking away. "This isn't some schoolyard fight between us anymore."

    "You think I don't know that?!" he screamed, losing his temper once more. "The Dark Lord lives at my fucking house, Potter - you think - you think I'm glad my mother's alone with - with them, with HIM?"

    Potter stared at him for a moment, and then chuckled darkly, bitterly.

    "So, we're both screwed, huh?"

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    The war was over.

    Or at least that’s what the papers said.

    They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.

    Maybe they did.

    ***

    In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.

    It's super.

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    James Potter often lamented his soulmate mark. His best friends had the perfect marks, resulting in a picture perfect romance. It wasn't as if he intended to insult his soulmate, but the words inked upon his collarbone did not inspire confidence that their first meeting would go well.

    But, in all honesty, it's not James' fault that his soulmate is so tetchy about being called short.

    [Or, another Jegulus Soulmate Words AU ft. Wolfstar!]

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    Chapters:
    80/80
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    After being hit with the rebounded killing curse, Voldemort realizes that he has been set up. Instead of fleeing to Albania, the incorporeal Voldemort attaches himself to the only living being left in the destroyed house of Godric's Hollow - Harry Potter

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    28/28
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    1,885
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    282,669
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    ON HIATUS

    When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he is kicked out of Gryffindor Tower by those he thought of as friends. It isn't until Snape finds him that the truth comes out about The Boy Who Lived

     

    freaks sleep on the floor, freaks stay in cupboard, freaks don’t get to have friends.’ His Aunt and Uncle's words filled his head as sobs finally overtook his small frame. This is where he belonged, on the dusty floor all alone. He shouldn't be near other people; nobody wants to be near a freak.
    That night Harry cried himself to sleep as panic and sobs wreaked havoc on his too-small body. He paid no mind to the cold or the aches in bones. When he woke up the next morning he refused to move. This was his place now, and this is where he would stay.

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    Chapters:
    44/?
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    What if Harry Potter liked Draco Malfoy the first time they met?

    I copied all the scenes from the Harry Potter series in which Draco Malfoy was mentioned. Then I turned some frowns upside down, made up a few logical consequences – and there you have it: Drarry’s canon (even more than it already is).

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    9
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    270
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    2,102
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    474
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