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The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jōnin-sensei by FeelingsDusk for cywscross
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Jan 2017
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Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.
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Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
*Please, do not link or repost on other sites without consent.*
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"Are you a beginner?"
Viktor was not a beginner. Viktor was the TA supposedly in charge of this study session. Viktor spoke Russian. Viktor was Russian.
"Sure!"
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Hell Is Real (So Hurry Up and Kiss Already) by heihua
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
06 Nov 2016
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Teruki and Mob would like to insist that they're just close friends. Nothing more. Ritsu would like to disagree. Shou would like to disagree. The whole student body of Salt and Black Vinegar middle school combined would like to disagree.
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- Part 1 of 1% TeruMob, 99% Ritsu Suffering
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Closer to the Edge by Lolibat for cywscross
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2016
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Falling in love was a lot like walking into a brick wall repeatedly, face first, Uchiha Itachi thought. At the tender age of twelve, the eldest son of the Uchiha clan head already knew that he was likely to end up dead in a ditch somewhere before his time, unmarried and untouched by romantic love of any sort. And he was completely okay with it, until love found him instead.
“Moon Frogs on your mind?” An amused, childlike voice asked next to him. Instinctively, he couldn’t help but flinch and rein in his gut reaction to stick a kunai in the civilian-who-had-no-presence-at-all.
It was surely the oddest thing that has happened to him within the last month, and that was saying a lot given that his ANBU captain is Kakashi of all people.
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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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yesterday, I saw a change by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jun 2016
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Inspired by prompt: 'Peter is unmasked on live television, and everyone goes berserk—you've already heard this one but here's the twist—he's wide-eyed, staring into the camera, frightened, but not because of his own safety. The first thing that comes out of his mouth is, "Someone please, please protect my Aunt May." And the entirety of New York cries out simultaneously. Heroes and neighbours and fellow students rain down on the Parker house, ready to defend her.'
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“Shou-chan, I feel like this is a bad idea,” Izumi said, sitting with Shouyou at the hairdresser. He was currently waiting to get the dye rinsed out of his hair. “What colors did you pick, again?”
“Hot pink and neon green,” Shouyou replied, not looking up from the magazine he was reading. He was taking a quiz to find out what kind of dog he would be. Shouyou tossed the magazine down angrily when it told him he was a Pomeranian. Shouyou hated how small and cutesy everyone made him out to be. He was fifteen, for goodness sake.
Izumi frowned. “Yeah, I’m sorry, but that sounds insane.”
“No, it’s perfect,” Shouyou replied. “Because even if my soul mate can pull off orange streaks, there’s no way he can get away with this.”
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The Dragon of Moria by pristineungift
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 May 2016
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter helped with the rebuilding and then went back to school, sitting his NEWTS and graduating with the rest of what The Daily Prophet called ‘The Disrupted Class.’ Following that, everyone expected him to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy.
He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AUs & Crossovers
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Dibs Not by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 May 2016
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Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'
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Team Japan’s oddball duo as seen by the rest of the world
(Or: Kageyama Tobio is bad at interviews, Oikawa’s still out to get him, Hinata is great with fans, and loves jumping onto Kageyama on live TV after winning games. Not that Kageyama minds)
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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost (But Matt's Not Wandering; He's Just Lost) by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Oct 2015
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Matt has a super important meeting in Sta-no, Avenger Tower that he's running late for. But finding it in Tony Stark's futuristic nightmare of a non-ADA compliant building might be a problem.
(Aka Matt Murdock vs Tony Stark's building and high tech security. Here's a hint- the security loses)
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Fleet Admiral Sengoku is a busy, busy man, which is how his old friend Garp comes to have a heavy hand in raising his granddaughter. This is Ritsu: playful, whimsical, mischievous under the public eye –but nonetheless an upstanding Marine who does her grandfather proud. [SI/OC, Marine!OC]
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i put my hand out, unfolded, into the sunlight by carafin for pennyofthewild
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
30 Aug 2015
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In which Bokuto Kotarou is woefully inept at conveying his feelings, and Akaashi Keiji has a sort-of superpower. Sort of.
Next to him, Komi is chewing his cupcake dutifully, albeit with obvious effort. Washio has assumed a completely neutral expression on his face, although Akaashi thinks that his eyes might be watering. Sarukui, having seemingly demolished the entire thing out of sheer willpower alone, looks like he deeply regrets every single choice that has led to this precise moment in his life.
‘It isn’t too bad, huh?’ Bokuto says, grinning. ‘I made them in our school colours, so they’re like, marbled black and white chocolate swirls! Do you guys want more?’
Sarukui looks like he might pass out at the thought alone. Komi pauses mid-chew to shake his head weakly.
‘I’ll have more,’ Akaashi says, to the general astonishment of everyone.
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the heir of something or other by dirgewithoutmusic for xiaoguban
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2015
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When kids in the Slytherin Common Room tossed jeers at the pudgy feet of Millicent Bulstrode, Harry rose up to do something about it. This Harry, now one of Snape’s own, got fewer House points lost but many more detentions– it had never been the colors on his hem that Severus hated.
This was not wishing Harry an easy path. This was not wishing the boy a warm House. This was Harry, three weeks in, sleep deprived and considering running away and going back to Privet Drive. This was Harry in the back of Potions class, blank-faced under Snape’s disdain the way he’d perfected under the Dursleys’s torments.
When Quirrell shouted “troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know,” and Harry overheard that there was a girl in the bathroom crying, he still ran off to make sure she got out okay. He hesitated first, at the back of the little pack of Slytherin first years (at the back so that no one could get behind him)– he hesitated.
And Millicent Bulstrode, who could never quite keep her tummy tucked in enough, could never brush all the cat hair off her robes, never quite keep her temper in check, hesitated, too.
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- Part 5 of boy with a scar
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Your Friends Probably Mean Well, Even If They Are Notorious Sadists by shirohyasha
Fandoms: Gintama
06 Jul 2015
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The worst thing about Sakata Gintoki is that he reminds him of himself.
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Hisoka has a wide selection of pick-up lines at his disposal. Too bad they don't work at all. Until they do.
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the quickest way to a man's heart is actually a stab through his chest by carafin
Fandoms: Gintama
29 Mar 2015
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In which Hijikata repeatedly fantasises about tendering his resignation.
The mission is a resounding success. The only problem is—
‘You broke two of your ribs, had half a tooth knocked out and your neck half fractured,’ Hijikata says, scanning the report five days later.
Okita nods.
‘All of which were given to you by your partner,’ Hijikata continues, incredulous. He looks up at Okita, appearing uncharacteristically mind-boggled for once. ‘And is that a bite mark on your arm?’
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Will has often wondered sort of person his soulmate must be, to have cast such a sinister mark onto his skin. The larger the mark, the stronger the bond, the stronger the influence of the other partner. He thinks of the marks he’s seen—pastel flowers, shimmering butterflies, tender words of love and connection.
He gets a twisted tree right out of Halloween Town.
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the ghost in her machine by yavanei
Fandoms: Psycho Pass, Saiko Pasu | Psycho Pass, Psycho-Pass
15 Jun 2014
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He was hollowing her out, stealing the comfort of her solitary peace night after night. He cut into her, butchered her, and mutilated her, as if he hoped her heart would look like his in the morning. Perhaps, she vaguely thought, he was the ocean personified. Serene and mercurial. Tranquil and deadly. Pulling Akane down with him, and drowning her beneath the inky blackness of his heart.