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Draco Malfoy and the Atrociously Mismanaged Valentine by Eclectic_fantasy, saintmlfy, Tippilo, Wrathful_Wrackspurt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2025
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When a singing goblin in a frilly pink dress delivered a Valentine to Draco Malfoy's office, Draco was convinced Hermione Granger had finally noticed his existence beyond their verbal sparring matches. His response? A perfectly reasonable campaign of gift-giving. What could possibly go wrong?
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Completed February 24, 2025. Includes completed podfic
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How to Catch a Snitch by DarkCloud190, FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), Nusilverwolf, strandsofsaturn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Just think of the kids!”
Hermione is told when she’s dragged to the ridiculous ‘headless’ auction co-hosted by St. Mungo’s Children’s Department and the International Quidditch Federation.
Up for grabs? A Valentine’s date night with one of the strapping players standing on stage.
So, when the Pansy-Ginny-Theo Chaos Trio™ tricks her into bidding for the contestant with an intriguing sprawl of runic tattoos, Hermione resigns herself to an evening surrounded by soppy, lovestruck couples.
This’ll be painful – tattoos and broom thighs be damned!
Once in a while, though, you get something much more valuable than you bid for, and you learn that, just maybe, love really is in the air. ✨🧹🪽
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Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.”
“Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly.
“Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?”
“Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?”
Hermione froze.
Harry coughed
Malfoy glowered.
Theo, of course, smirked.
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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"Can you help me reapply my sun lotion?”
“Ask your new friends to help you,” she replied, turning to her stomach, revealing the barely there back of her bikini bottoms.
Draco coughed. “Who? Those girls? We were just chatting about footie.”
“Mmm,” Hermione hummed, tuning him out. She had lost her place on the page. She needed to focus.
He lay beside her, finally letting the sun's warmth kiss her skin again.
“You're not peeved about me talking to them, are you?” She could hear the glee in his voice.
She looked at him. He was propped up on his forearms, his abs tensed, and his head tilted back.
“I am annoyed that you just stopped our game. I waited for you for a solid ten minutes before giving up,” she spat out.
“A solid ten minutes? Did you time it, you little swot?”
She could feel her cheeks blushing red. She could blame it on the sun. “Whatever, you wasted my time. So no, I will not help you put on sunscreen.”
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Or when her stepbrother, Draco get a sunburn, Hermione has to help him out. Smut ensues. -
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Hermione discovered two things in her first week of Auror training following the war:
1. She was woefully attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. He wanted nothing to do with her and told her never to speak to him.Five years later, and Hermione Granger took two things very seriously as she navigated her promising Auror career:
1. She remained woefully, painfully, irrevocably attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. She would not break the vow of silence between them.A smutty Dramione one-shot, with mild Christmas themes - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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- Part 1 of The Obsession Series
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Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.
Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”
“Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”
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- Part 3 of Shagging For Science
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The Various Employment of Questionable Tactics by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2024
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What started off as a simple missive between a professor and a student's mother soon spiraled into something so much more--something so unexpected.
Loner Potions Master and Professor at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy, discovers his precocious student has pilfered ingredients from his private stores. After a failed attempt to communicate about her misdeed without descending into childish bickering, Draco and Hermione Granger agree to discuss the matter that evening at the Hog's Head.
Whiskey will be required to get through this conversation, he can already tell.
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This story evolved from the following Dramione Month Prompts: Potions Master, Auror/Police, Cursebreaker, Quidditch Player, and Free Day.Content previously uploaded to my Instagram account (@augustaoctavia8). You will find lots of other ridiculous Dramione content posted there.
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everybody's dancing in the moonlight by Anonymous for SquibNation10, JonRiptide, ErrolsBestie, HeadmasterVernonDursley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Not all French people eat crepes.
Not all Weasleys have sour grapes.
… But Ron Weasley does.
And Hermione Jean Granger is sick of it! She deserves a real man, and she’s going to get one!
Whatever it takes.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger will get the happy ending they deserve.
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- Part 1 of My Collection
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Her breath couldn’t seem to stay in her lungs as she gasped with the building pressure of her fingers working into her.
“Just like that. Please. Harder. Harder,” she said, eyes closed and back arching high off the bed.
As her climax reached its peak, a loud, crashing noise filled her room.
Hermione’s eyes shot open wide to look at the door to her bedroom where a tall, masked man stood, wand drawn and foot extended from kicking her door down.
She let out a vicious scream, not from fear but out of frustration because yet another fucking Death Eater had come to interrupt her evening, except this time, he’d stolen what was sure to be a toe-curling orgasm right out of her arousal-slicked fingers.
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OR: Death Eater Draco tries to kidnap Hermione, so she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
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His fingers pressed into her thigh as he took her to the ground.
Hermione breathed raggedly, the scent of bleached mats and salted sweat heavy in her nose, burning and acidic. The force of the takedown made her want to wind her eyes shut, gasp, and suck in a shaky breath.
She didn’t. She had to remain focused. She had to get out of this.
“Come on, Granger,” he panted against her ear, pressing her down. She could hear the smile in his voice. “Get me off.”
Or: Hermione is weak. Draco can fix that.
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Hermione walks into the bar with a Ron Weasley shaped hole in her heart and a lilac skirt that fits her like a second skin. Her idea of getting him back doesn’t go exactly as planned.
Inspired by imgonnagetyouback by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 4 of cosmic_kate's Taylor Swift Dramioneverse
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“Because you enjoy it as much as I do. You enjoy the hunt, the chase, the excitement.” Draco trailed his fingers down her arms. “You get turned on by the dirty things I say to you. The heat coursing through your body currently, excites you and you crave more. You want it to chase the darkness away. Like you said Granger, we’re just like each other.”
“And…” Draco's eyes trailed over her body slowly until he met hers again. “The forbiddenness makes the reward so much sweeter.”
Or, Draco Malfoy finds out stalking Granger comes with a cost when she returns the favor....
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- Part 2 of Tenebris Intus
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So, picture this: Draco, half-hard in the centre of the library, devouring an apple he’d just plucked off the floor with such animated fervour that Madam Pince came around the corner, shooing her weathered hands with lips fixed to scold him about setting a bad example for the first-years huddled together nearby.
Or: Draco remains very incredibly down bad for one witch who is, unfortunately, ignoring him.
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- Part 2 of Fruity
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As students return to Hogwarts to complete their Eighth Year, Draco Malfoy is determined to shed his "former Death Eater" moniker by rebranding himself into someone new in the eyes of his peers. If the path to reclaiming his name also allows for him to get under the skin of resident Golden Girl, Hermione Granger, that will just be a bonus.
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A four-part mini fic wherein Draco Malfoy finds new ways to get under (and on) Hermione's skin.
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He’d wanted to stalk across the hall and slap the God forsaken bowl of cherries out of her reach. Sneer at her for trying to seduce the two idiotic Gryffindors. Punch Potter or Weasel for not taking the fucking bait so she just had to keep going.
Draco was now keeping count of how many of those plump little fruits she’d violated in the margins of the book.
Pop, suck, spit. Repeat.Or: Draco's inner monologue while watching one witch eat fruit.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Pining!Draco*
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- Part 1 of Fruity
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How to Inadvertently Make Hermione Granger Get Down on Her Knees by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Several times, in fact. As if one time wasn't bad enough. The worst thing was that she couldn't even blame him, the pompous git.
Or: the five times Hermione accidentally kneels in front of Draco Malfoy, and the one time she does it on purpose.
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- Part 3 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2023
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Professors Malfoy and Granger hate each other. They're also chaperoning the Yule Ball, where Erotogenic Mistletoe makes a timely appearance.
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A marriage of convenience between two proud, pining Wixens: one who thinks she is highly logical, to the point of looking past extraneous details; and another who fights to give choice to his partner—that which was taken from him so early on—to the detriment of their relationship. An angsty, porn-y trope soup with feels.
What could go wrong?
Prompts: Married sex, breeding
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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2023
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When Draco looked up, he realized that the only reason her arse had greeted him first was because she was bent over Ronald Weasley's desk, feeding the undeserving git biscuits. He felt as if someone had ripped his heart from his chest, dipped it in black ink, left it to freeze on the snowy shore of the Black Lake, and then smashed it into a million pieces with a Beater's bat. Poetic, yes, but painful as fuck.
Fall in love, they said. It'll be fun, they said, he thought bitterly. Been there, done that, and it's nothing but a giant pile of shit.
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- Part 2 of Fucking Up for Beginners