fics that are too good to delete
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AU where Zuko realises early into his banishment that Ozai is an abusive bastard who sent him on a wild goose chase. Iroh turns their decommissioned warship into a floating tea shop, and Zuko settles down as a tea server onboard the Jasmine Dragon.
And then, years later, the Avatar emerges from the iceberg.
And then Aang decides that he wants Zuko, the first good firebender he’s met this century, to be his firebending teacher - even though Zuko wants nothing to do with him.
Based on this tumblr post.
(Please note: This fic is technically unfinished/abandoned, but contains end notes with my original plans to wrap-up the fic)
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Geralt's Unknowing Courtship of Death by Rxel
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2022
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"What the fuck do you mean I've been courting you my whole life?"
Jaskier, personification of Death, bemused and a little bit entertained, strums his lute. "You really didn't know this whole time? But I told you when we first met."
Geralt thought about it and slowly put his hand on his face. "Fuck."
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Geralt has been having the strangest few weeks. First, he acquires a bard from a shitty tavern in Posada who spouts some nonsense at him despite it being clear that he couldn't possibly be the person he was talking about. He's certain he would have remembered meeting him in his relatively long life.
Second, the bard - Jaskier - doesn't seem like he's leaving any time soon despite Geralt trying to lose him.
Third, Jaskier keeps looking at him. He keeps touching him. He keeps... He keeps. And it's doing something strange to him. His stomach flips, and he originally thought he was sick, but as time continues to pass, he has to acknowledge the fact that may or may not be acquiring feelings for said bard.
And that horse. Why was it... green? Given, it's the lightest shade of green, but really?
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the jones-watson-parkers by watsonmj (divineauthor)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Jun 2022
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“You are not married to Michelle Jones,” Johnny says, disbelief coloring every word. “The Michelle Jones? Like the most famous actress of our generation? Ms. Michelle ‘I got a Ph.D. in psychology by twenty-six and randomly got scouted as a model and turned to acting’ Jones? You’re fucking with me.”
Nobody believes Peter when he says he’s married to Michelle Jones.
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who is this bard? by Sunfl0wer78
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 May 2022
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No one knows what’s going on.
Eskel, Lambert, Vesemir, Ciri…. They all wonder just who is this bard Geralt keeps finding company with?
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How to Confuse Captain America: A Guide by Peter Parker by ginabeana45
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Dec 2021
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“I never thought you’d be the fathering type.” Natasha’s smirk is wicked and amusing. Steve probably would have laughed if he weren’t so disoriented right now.
Tony shrugged, lifting his coffee cup up like a toast. “Yeah, well, I never thought we’d ever be able to sit in the same room without trying to kill each other again. Things change, Nat.”
All of Steve’s thoughts come squealing to a record-scratch stop as Natasha’s words catch up to him. The fathering type, she’d said. Fathering? And Tony hadn’t denied it. Not even a little bit. “Wait a minute. Was that… your… son?”
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Followed, Liked, Subscribed by miss_universe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2025
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“Thank you to Liusu Mianhua for the donation, would you ever date Cucumber Bro? Is that even a question?!”
Shen Yuan nodded absently. Of course not, Luo Binghe could have a thousand girlfriends, why in the world would he even think about—
“ABSOLUTELY I WOULD.” Luo Binghe almost shouted, leaning so far into his mic that the words were almost incomprehensible, slamming his hands on his desk.
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One In A Million by TitanPandora
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
24 Sep 2021
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Wen Kexing✓ @theofficalkexing
Just met my soulmate <3Wen Kexing✓ @theofficalkexing
I was walking in the park and I saw the most gorgeous pair of butterfly bones
I had to go over and look~ Low and behold a angel graced my eyesWen Kexing✓ @theofficalkexing
I couldn't look away, I had to talk to them and such a beauty they were.
I have been struck by cupid's arrow!Gu Xiang✓ @Heartlessamythestfiend
@theofficalkexing Ge, you literally approached
a drunk homeless man and harassed him for his number((OR: A social media au told through the internet about multi platinum heavy metal singer Wen Kexing meeting his soulmate Zhou Zishu--> who has no clue who he is)) Updated Ending Note
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so breathe breathe just breathe by bullshittingbard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Feb 2023
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After the mountain, Geralt takes a detour through Kaedwen. When he reaches Kaer Morhen that winter, he rallies his brothers and all the Witcher's Schools against the king. Yennefer goes to cool down as far from Geralt as possible, and stays in Cintra for a little while. Jaskier disappears from the face of the Continent.
Six years later, the Warlord of the North attacks Kovir with his trusted sorceress by his side, and his right hand man finds a surprise in the castle's depthsOr, what if Geralt became a warlord after the events of season 1
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Zhou Zishu is ready to be done with Tian Chuang. He's ready for his seventh nail, and ready to wander before facing his eighty one brothers with a bowed head in the afterlife. He will do this after, apparently, one last mission that's simply too intriguing to pass up.
The Ghost Valley has sent a letter past its borders, asking to attend the Heroes Conference of the Five Lakes Alliance. The Five Lakes Alliance, unbelievably, has accepted. Both no doubt have hidden intentions, and Prince Jin wants eyes and ears on the scene. Zhou Zishu can't quite bring himself to deny his own ravenous curiosity enough not to accept.
The stunning beauty that shows up with the girls of the Department of the Unfaithful, the one who introduces himself as Wen Kexing, is universally assumed to be a favorite plaything of the yet unseen Ghost Valley Master. His beauty and charm may be enough to captivate all the others into underestimating him, but Zhou Zishu knows a killer's eyes when he sees one. Wen Kexing is a puzzle he'd like to figure out, and Zishu himself can't say he isn't also captivated by dark eyes and a smile that wouldn't be out of place with blood in its teeth.
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“Katsuki, you recently moved to Russia to train with your coach Victor Nikiforov,” Yuuri’s not sure why reporters need to tell him things that he already knows, but he’d rather not deal with Minako yelling at him over Skype so he just nods, and the reporter—Shana?—continues, “what do you like the most about training at Yubileyny?”
“Well the facilities are amazing…” Yuuri switches to autopilot and recites the list of training resources that Victor had galloped through after the Grand Prix Finals—when he mistakenly thought that Yuuri needed any incentive to move to Russia other than Victor himself.
He must answer the question well enough because she just nods along to some beat that Yuuri can’t hear. “What’s your least favorite thing about training in Russia?”
The answer bursts out of him before he has any time to consider a diplomatic alternative, “Victor’s driving.”
(Things escalate from there.)