16 Works in sbi space fics

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    Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.

    The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.

    If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.

    One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?

    (In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)

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    I’m recording this because as I speak, I am the first human to make it this many lightyears out into the galaxy. Techno says the testimony will be important. A lot of people will listen. A lot of aliens will listen.

    ...hi.

    ...kinda scary, knowing you’re listening. But that’s okay. I’m gonna do my best to tell you all about my home. The solar system. Earth. Mars, too. The colonies, Ares I, Ares II, even the first landing on the moon. I’m gonna try and tell you everything. I'm gonna dump every bit of info in my brain into this fuckin' microphone and all you whack alien scientists out there can go bonkers with it. Here goes nothing.

    My name is Tommy. I'm human.

    (or, I'm brainrotting over aliens. Tommy is painfully human and definitely not an allegory.)

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    At first, nothing is said; the humans stare at Tommy like he is perceived to be as much a threat as the aliens.
    They’re all dressed the same; flight suits personalised in a way that suggests they’ve been in rank long enough to grow slack with rules and regulations; Niki’s top-half of her flight suits unzipped and tied around her waist while the man’s next to her has been relinquished to be draped over the fourth, to keep him warm, as if he didn’t have nanobots in his system regulating his temperature, and Sam, closely monitoring all of the humans’ health through the same robotics and his own passive scans.

    “Well?” the second soldier says, already on the defensive, as Tommy expected.
    He’s the first to make his move, wanting something to happen when its clear that the aliens are waiting to take their lead off Tommy, and Tommy himself is distracted both by the reality that the humans are prisoners and that he was once in a similar situation himself, having no clue what was happening, why or what would happen next.
    They’re lucky to have one another. Tommy had no one.


    Or: Tommy finally gets some answers and plot gets rolling.
    Part 4

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    Tommy knows he’s too much, he’s always been told that: speaking too much, moving too much, moving too fast. He’s heavy-handed and ungraceful; too noisy, too loud, too difficult; enough that others have given up on him but Tommy was never going to change.
    He had tried, once, for the sake of finding a family but he’d always been passed over, passed by, passed on to others that have the time or energy; having given too much away for the acceptance of others that couldn’t accept him for who he was, and concluded that it wasn’t worth it.

    Now though….

    Now Technoblade is holding him steady; hands splayed wide enough to cradle Tommy, to catch him should he stumble like he doesn’t mind going slow so that Tommy’s shoulder isn’t jostled; hands ready to catch, but straining like he wants to just pick Tommy up and bundle him into his arms, but he’s holding himself back.
    Blue and Philza move towards the door but looking back, like they’re waiting for Tommy, making sure that he’s okay rather than pushing on ahead and expecting Tommy to keep up.


    Or: Tommy finally finds family that accept him, even if they’re aliens.
    Part 3

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    Tommy steps through; a brighter, sharper light shining harshly on the unsettling sight of Owl, Blue and Boar, all on their knees.

    Blue has a smear of blood on his face, kneeling on the cold hard ground with his hands in front of him. Owl is knelt to his left; physically restrained, as well as threatually: a gun held to the back of his head to keep him on his knees, and to keep from moving where he’s slightly more armed than Blue, what with his razor-sharp talons.
    Boar is the most beat up and he looks downright livid; tusks levelled towards the one that stands before him. His head is being forcefully bowed by the twin guns pressed to his head; far more angry towards the fact that Owl and Blue are in danger than concerning himself with his own safety, because even from here Tommy can see the energy-rifle is charged with red LEDs that signify the safety is off and the guns are charged to full lethality.
    Tommy doesn’t know how many volts Boar could withstand, but with five armed against him, he’s not confident he’ll win this fight.


    Or: Tommy was saved by the aliens. Now it’s his turn to save them.
    Part 2

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    The aliens haven’t experimented on him. They’re scared of him and Tommy is glad for it.
    Almost all.

    The Demon, green-silver-mercury; tall, muscled with golden horns is the only one that isn’t. He doesn’t flinch whenever Tommy screams at him through the glass, when he pounds his fist or charges the door with a ducked shoulder and a brace for bruises, but neither does he appreciate it for long. He, at least, is the only one so far to threaten Tommy.
    It had only been a raised hand—the glass between them protecting Tommy from the violence and protecting the alien from his retaliation—but it was a threat, nonetheless. Unacted upon, because in all the weeks Tommy has been in his possession, he hasn’t made a move to come into his enclosure cell and do anything against him.

    But that’s just the point. It’s been, weeks? A month? Nearly two?
    Tommy knows that the aliens’ patience is going to eventually run out at some point and he’s not keen to find out what will happen next.
    He’s expecting violence. He’s expecting pain, he’s expecting blood, he’s expecting….

    He’s not expecting this.


    Or: Humans will pack bond with anything.
    Part 1

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    Ranboo goes to feel his throat, and slaps himself in the larynx. He coughs— he can’t breathe— shaking and gasping until he can calm down. Another shallow breath (deep, deep, he’s breathing with his diaphragm, all the way from his hips up to his neck), and he’s stable.

    Calm.

    He can’t breathe.

    He tries to put the pieces together, tracing the outline of fingertips at his throat. No one’s strangling him, he’s not-
    Why can’t he breathe?

    He presses his ear to the metal. It’s cold, and the wall presses oddly against his uuli. The sound of the engine almost sounds like a thunderstorm, if he closes his eyes. Ragged breath in, slow breath out. In, out.

    Ranboo closes his eyes and suffocates.

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    OR: It starts with a pair of diplomats. It ends with a rescue, unlikely friendships, and the birth of a family.

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    The universe in on it's last legs. The only stars left are slow burning white dwarfs and invisible masses of black dwarfs. Black holes litter the graves of galaxies and voids are the safest places to be.

    Red and yellow stars are long since burned out or blown up. Giants are gone, imploded or exploded, taking any planet bound life out with them.

    Only divine intervention is keeping the last blue giant star alive; and with it, the complex salvation for intelligence in the universe- Mónimos Aphelion
    But powering the stellar engine to keep the blue giant moving consumes most of the energy supplied by the Dyson Swarm.

    So energy is sourced from elsewhere in a dying universe. Collected and stockpiled in preparation for the jump between superclusters. For the jump between universes.

    And it's Phil's job to get it.

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    Let it be said that Tommy Safe Innit is not an idiot. Stupid? Maybe. Impulsive? Possibly. But an idiot? never.
    So. Keep that fact in mind as the scene is laid in front of you because it will be difficult as hell to believe.
    He is currently running through a dingy bar in The Pit, trying to avoid getting a bullet through his head as an angry mercenary chases him like there’s a bounty on his head. Knowing Tommy, it’s probable more than it is possible that there is. Tommy doesn’t know that for sure, though, and he is counting on the fact that the mercenary doesn’t know it either, because the fucker is fast and Tommy promised to be back home before midnight.
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    or alternatively, the guardians of the galaxy sbi au that nobody asked for but that i will still provide, here you go
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    or space crime family sbi make brain go brrr

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    The crew of the spaceship Sleepy Bois Inc. just wants to get off of the planet without any trouble. It's going fine until Wilbur finds an injured child. Now they have to deal with a 7 year old Tommy, who's literally been abducted by aliens and is rightfully freaked out. Not to mention, he's a human.

    To the galaxy, humans are an incredibly dangerous species. The galactic council decreed that their planet be left alone until they naturally find their way into space. The few poachers that have been daring enough to take a human have all met gruesome fates at the hands of the humans. Even children are seen as dangerous, so SBI is a bit concerned about the new addition to their ship.

     

    This is yet another humans are space orcs fic, featuring actual child Tommy.

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    The five crew members upon the spaceship "Sleepy Bois Inc" decide it's about time to restart the tradition of family game night, and it goes about as well as you'd expect.
    Mix in four aliens and a human, capitalism, a small fire and scams, and finish it off with a dash of family hug piles, and you have a Sleepy Bois Inc Family Game Night.


    based off of teeth_eater's series Human Error
    Raten Teen for swearing (albeit minimal)

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    Tommy Innit is a very normal kid. He has friends, a warm bed to sleep in at night, and three square meals a day.

    The only odd thing about him is that he has been sorta-kinda adopted into a family of space-traveling aliens. Oh, and the fact that humans are seen as the boogeymen of space. He's doing his best to prove to his crew that humans aren't that weird, but maybe they kind of have a point.

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    Tommy is fucking sick of this, he is hungry and thirsty and just got in several fistfights with the fucking wildest creatures of his imagination. Imagine those boring 'would you rather questions' except it's between a mutant hawk, a seven foot malformed pig, and a shark zombie.

    And he basically lost 2 out of 3 times.

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    SBI is Aliens living in space and conveniently, all knowledge about humans is what they are like after they are already dead and their tissues are decomposing so... they don’t have much of an idea of what to do with an alive one.

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    Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.

    Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.

    __________

    Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.

    This time with a stowaway.

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    “Is everyone clear on the plan?” Phil double-checks his comm, weapons and lockpick jammed in the back of his boots, and leans back to avoid crashing into Wilbur as he runs out of the kitchen, shoving his pistol on its holster with one hand and trying to tug on his boots with the other.

    “Yes, dad,” yells Tommy from where he’s sprawled on the sofa, hand out as he scrolls through a holo vid. The couch is a ratty thing, fraying at the edges, but Wilbur and Tommy dragged it in after the last job they did, cramming it in a corner of the shared living space of the ship, because this hunk of metal is so depressing, Philza Minecraft. “We’ve gone through it a thousand times. We get in, talk to the dipshit in charge, find the data, get out. Easy.” He waves his hand and the hologram dissipates as he gets up. 

    “Painfully eloquent,” comes Techno’s dry voice from the door to the cockpit.

     

    (or, the sbi are a space crew. small snapshots as they grow into a family)

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    "Then, with his upper left hand, he reaches up and knocks shakily on the glass.

    The response is instantaneous.

    A snarl splits the air, making both men jump. His gaze jumps to cot, and in the small space underneath, there’s a flash of movement, and then eyes.

    Something climbs out from underneath the cot. It’s bipedal, but it doesn’t look like anything either of them have ever seen before. No feathers, scales, tail, extra limbs or eyes. No bumpy, rock-like skin, and it doesn’t drip with slime. When it opens its mouth to snarl and shout at them again, it’s teeth are tiny and blunt, no venomous fangs or tusks.

    Félix is more than a little afraid, judging by the way he jumps when the thing goes from shouting to angry pacing, but the man?

    He goes stock-still, eyes wide and horrified.

    He knows exactly what this is.

    It’s a human."
     

    In other words;
    While on a search and rescue mission out in deep space, Techno happens upon a human Tommy, in captivity. He's never been one for charity work but hey, there's a first time for everything.

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