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Cas and Spock and a question of logic by storiesfortravellers
Fandoms: Supernatural, Star Trek (2009)
15 Sep 2012
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Humorous one-shot about what Cas and Spock would talk about if they ever met. Cas/Dean and Kirk/Spock implied.
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Gamzee finds himself on Earth. It's... difficult.
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- Part 9 of Happy Endings
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There is always music.
At first, the constant background noise in the Gas-n-Sip grates on Castiel’s nerves. There is always the radio or the TV, playing songs that dig their hooks into his brain or telling stories that grab at his attention when he’s supposed to be working. Why can’t humans just live with the silence?
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- Part 2 of Author Favorites
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Sebastian bakes cookies, and Meirin, Bard, and Finny almost accidentally figure out everything. Prompt: Chocolate, Masks
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- Part 1 of Everyone Lives!
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People who meet Ciel Phantomhive's butler say he is a kind person. He isn't entirely sure why.
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- Part 2 of Everyone Lives!
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(With apologies to Lady Gaga and anyone who reads or writes actually functional romance novels.)
Meirin likes dramatic love stories, and Sebastian is a little curious about human minds and emotions. Surely there is a method to this madness, and what kind of a butler would he be if he couldn't figure it out?Series
- Part 6 of Everyone Lives!
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It's the middle of October, Lizzie and Soma are planning a Halloween party, and the servants of Phantomhive Manor try to get into the spirit of things. Everything is about to go pear-shaped. Just not quite yet.
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- Part 8 of Everyone Lives!
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It doesn't behoove a Phantomhive butler to not be able to answer every question he is asked. That means he sometimes has to do research.
(Alternatively: Sebastian tries and fails to figure out the true meaning of Christmas.)Series
- Part 16 of Everyone Lives!
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Lizzie and Soma organize a Christmas party. Everything goes less badly that expected, given the people involved.
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- Part 17 of Everyone Lives!
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There is absolutely no reason for Ciel and Sebastian to condone the celebration of a holiday about romance named after a saint. Somehow the letters start showing up anyway. What's a demon to do?
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- Part 23 of Everyone Lives!
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Gamzee's thoughts about the human adults. Mostly fluff.
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- Part 18 of Happy Endings
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John Crichton is not an idiot, but not all language is in the words themselves, and that makes translation difficult.
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- Part 1 of The 48: Farscape
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Zhaan needs to understand human physiology, in case Crichton ever gets sick. Crichton's not really down with the whole alien autopsy thing - even if it's not an autopsy and especially not when he's the alien. Shame he always sucked at biology.
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- Part 2 of The 48: Farscape
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because tumblr is blocked at school but ao3 isn't
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When Yuuri loses Makkachin he is afraid to tell Viktor; he doesn't want Viktor to go through what he did when Vicchan died.
(everything is okay in the end)
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We first meet Gafinilan and Mertil in Book 40: The Other. But how did they manage to survive that long? And how did trigger-happy Gafinilan learn to pass as a human?
Gafinilan-Estrif-Valad narrates his harrowing tale of lifelong love and loyalty, fighter plane crashes, survival adrift on an alien planet, and churros.
Now with an Andalite's advice on how to decorate a human domicile.
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- Part 1 of Fidelity
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A day of fun in the sun doesn’t come without a price when you’re the palest Paladin of Voltron. At least she’s got her friends to pamper her in her time of painfully burning need.
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- Part 1 of Maja's Platonic VLD Week 2017
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Planet Hr-31v4, commonly named Solia, is the only planet of the Hir'rajk system to have developed life; by the ranking of Kijak-nir, Solia is remarkably tiny for a planet which sustains millions of independent lifeforms, many of vastly different species. The current domminant species, a carbon-based warm-blooded flesh-creature, is named Solians after the planet's common name- the Solians, we've discovered, refer to themselves as 'humans'.
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- Part 1 of Solian
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A Solian Guide to the Galaxy by Nyodrite for redlipstickkisses (owldork1998)
Fandoms: Original Work
16 Apr 2017
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There are many conflicting points of view of where the idea of A Solian Guide to the Galaxy originated, some will say that it began around a decade ago when humanity discovered that they were being observed and studied by a group of aliens in the year 2017. Others will say that the idea began in the year 2022 when someone managed to spread a translated version of the aliens' work, titled Solians: A Guide, across the internet for the world to see just how different non-human perspectives could be. Others will say that it's birth was in 2026 when humanity's own spaceships launched from Earth to seek out the origins of the aliens we'd found hidden on our planet while the majority will say that it began in early 2027 when the writers all came together to name it.
Personally, I believe it all started in May 2026 when one R.C. Moore created the document Space: What The Fuck?
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- Part 2 of Solian
- Part 2 of Original Works
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"You brought him home. That makes him yours."
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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War of the Worlds had it right- it's not humanity's actions you've gotta worry about.
It's their ability to survive diseases that'll be the problem.
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Peter may not be strong, or fast, or genius smart. But he grew up on one of the harshest planets in the galaxy, and has the endurance to prove it.
Or. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass.
Chapter 1 - Extreme Omnivore
Chapter 2 - Regeneration
Chapter 3 - A matter of Taste
Chapter 4 - Sunbathing
Chapter 5 - Pitch and Tone
Chapter 6 - Paper Moon
Chapter 7 - hiatus -
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Human vocal cords are really, really strong and loud in comparison to the rest of species in the universe.
Peter can and does use that to his advantage when absolutely necessary. -
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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Peter may not be strong, or fast, or genius smart. But he grew up on one of the harshest planets in the galaxy, and has the endurance to prove it.
Or. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass.
Chapter 1 - Extreme Omnivore
Chapter 2 - Regeneration
Chapter 3 - A matter of Taste
Chapter 4 - Sunbathing
Chapter 5 - Pitch and Tone
Chapter 6 - Paper Moon
Chapter 7 - hiatus -
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Human vocal cords are really, really strong and loud in comparison to the rest of species in the universe.
Peter can and does use that to his advantage when absolutely necessary. -
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Peter may not be strong, or fast, or genius smart. But he grew up on one of the harshest planets in the galaxy, and has the endurance to prove it.
Or. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass.
Chapter 1 - Extreme Omnivore
Chapter 2 - Regeneration
Chapter 3 - A matter of Taste
Chapter 4 - Sunbathing
Chapter 5 - Pitch and Tone
Chapter 6 - Paper Moon
Chapter 7 - hiatus -
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Planet Hr-31v4, commonly named Solia, is the only planet of the Hir'rajk system to have developed life; by the ranking of Kijak-nir, Solia is remarkably tiny for a planet which sustains millions of independent lifeforms, many of vastly different species. The current domminant species, a carbon-based warm-blooded flesh-creature, is named Solians after the planet's common name- the Solians, we've discovered, refer to themselves as 'humans'.
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- Part 1 of Solian
- Part 1 of Original Works
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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Humans and Alteans may look similar but they are more different, biologically and culturally, than they first thought.
*One-shots about what makes Humans different to Alteans.*
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them.
Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome.
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Humans and Alteans may look similar but they are more different, biologically and culturally, than they first thought.
*One-shots about what makes Humans different to Alteans.*
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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War of the Worlds had it right- it's not humanity's actions you've gotta worry about.
It's their ability to survive diseases that'll be the problem.
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Human vocal cords are really, really strong and loud in comparison to the rest of species in the universe.
Peter can and does use that to his advantage when absolutely necessary. -
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Peter may not be strong, or fast, or genius smart. But he grew up on one of the harshest planets in the galaxy, and has the endurance to prove it.
Or. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass.
Chapter 1 - Extreme Omnivore
Chapter 2 - Regeneration
Chapter 3 - A matter of Taste
Chapter 4 - Sunbathing
Chapter 5 - Pitch and Tone
Chapter 6 - Paper Moon
Chapter 7 - hiatus -
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Pidge explains some facts of life to the princess.
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- Part 6 of VLD Rare Pair Week 2017
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Earth is Space Australia by undercover_chicken
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
16 Sep 2017
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Green Lantern Hal Jordan finally finds out why Earth has so many alien invasions.
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- Part 1 of DC Earth is Space Australia