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Tommy was frankly tired of Wilbur's bullshit.
There’s only so many times you can find your colleagues ass slumped in the middle of a dark and dirty alleyway with a most likely life threatening injury before you decide ‘hey maybe this time I’ll just let him die’.
Fortunately for Wil, however, Tommy was really craving a Domino’s and with Phil’s bullshit rule of only having meals when the whole family is alive Wilbur’s survival was now imperative for Tommy’s takeaway dream to become a reality.
So of course Wilbur was now fatally stabbed in the alleyway. Because he was a fucking prick.
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Or Tommy can’t tell two tall bitches apart and drags an unsuspecting vigilante into the bullshit that causes.