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Spiderpool bunny
Spiderman meets Deadpool. Spiderman likes Deadpool’s banter. Spiderman kidnaps Deadpool, repeatedly seeing as Deadpool is rather slippery. Deadpool finds out Spidey isn't 18 yet so he makes a point to run away faster. He even sets the Avengers on him as a distraction. Captain America gives Spidey the Talk. Tony Stark gives Petey the Advanced Talk. Spiderman still repeatedly stalks Deadpool. Deadpool has a calendar with Spiderman’s 18th birthday marked out with the day after highlighted and circled repeatedly. The Avengers chaperone till the day. Good guy Deadpool will do right, Spidey is the devil on his shoulder.
Natasha and Clint are sitting on the couch their legs stretched out in front of them watching Animal Cops while Phil is muttering at his paperwork and Bucky is asleep on the couch nearest them.
Thor is reading a book and listening to music while Bruce is across the room reading a journal and Tony and Steve are bantering.
They all blink when Deadpool suddenly walks in through the patio door. Bucky actually wakes up to stare in disbelief. "So I need your help." Wade announces as he hands over Spiderman to Steve and then makes Tony sit on Peter's lap.
Peter takes off his mask and pouts at Wade who shakes his head and stares at the Avengers. "He's kidnapped me four times this week. Help a guy out would you? He's not 18 yet." Wade begs before turning to walk away. Peter tries to slide out from beneath Tony only to have Steve catch him and Bucky lean over and tug the kid back down.
Wade disappears and Peter turns to pout at the group. "I almost had him this time!" Peter protests.
Clint snorts when Steve sighs and looks at Tony. "It's your turn this time. I gave him the last talk. I was in the Army and shared my experiences and it still didn't work. Your up buddy. If you don't get through it's Clint's turn next."
Tony sighs and leads and protesting Peter away from the group. Once they are out of sight Bruce falls over sideways laughing and Natasha gives Bucky twenty bucks.
"Start thinking of what you want to say Clint, because nothing is going to get through to that kid." Bruce says between laughter.
"The Deadpool is kind to wait, Peter is very persistent. It is good that he turns 18 very soon. I do not know how many more times Peter can kidnap him this month before more heroes start to lose money." Thor said cheerfully, making the other Avengers burst into laughter.
Poor Wade.