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Part 1 of bfdi chatfics!!
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2025-06-10
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are they always this gay? (W.O.A.H Bunch Chatfic)

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Summary:

pointypointypointy: no because why is Mr. Four actually the worst teacher out of them ALL

fireysn1hater: he’ll literally yell at you for anything, even BREATHING 💔💔💔

pointypointypointy: I’m actually convinced him and Mx. X have something going on like

tennisballsimp: i swear one time i saw them kiss and then Mr. Four screeched at me like it was my fault ,,,💔

fireysn1hater: NO FUCKING WAY

pointypointypointy: ACTUAL??? IM HOLDING IN MY LAUGH RN.

Notes:

uhh . this contains members of W.O.A.H Bunch from BFDIA 11-BFDIA 17 btw . so it doesnt have all the members in total that were in W.O.A.H Bunch. Enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: peanut butter jelly time

Chapter Text

New Groupchat

 

Coiny added Pin, Needle, Nickel and Bomby

 

Coiny: hi guys

 

Pin: hi

 

Nickel: hiii!!!!

Pin changed their name to pointypointypointy 

 

pointypointypointy: hell yeah 🔥🔥

 

Coiny: i didnt even realise you could change names 

 

Coiny: wait hold on

 

Coiny changed their name to fireysn1hater

 

fireysn1hater: facts ‼️

 

pointypointypointy changed Needle’s name to Sharplesbian

 

pointypointypointy changed Nickel’s name to tennisballsimp


pointypointypointy: idk what to change Bomby’s name too uhh

 

sharplesbian: DUDE.

 

tennisballsimp: holy favouritism 💔💔

 

pointypointypointy: GIVE ME A MOMENT IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

 

pointypointypointy: wait i got it

 

pointypointypointy: lemme cook

 

sharplesbian: please never say that again.

 

pointypointypointy changed Bomby’s name to purplekaboom

 

pointypointypointy: i put purple at the start bc didnt he dye his hair purple 

 

purplekaboom: What


fireysn1hater: ngl no offence Bomby but I’m kinda glad you dyed your hair purple because your black hair was ugly as HELL.

 

purplekaboom: wow

 

fireysn1hater: really unrelated but why do the teachers actually suck

 

pointypointypointy: REALLLL

 

pointypointypointy: no because why is Mr. Four actually the worst teacher out of them ALL

 

fireysn1hater: he’ll literally yell at you for anything, even BREATHING 💔💔💔

 

pointypointypointy: I’m actually convinced him and Mx. X have something going on like

 

tennisballsimp: i swear one time i saw them kiss and then Mr. Four screeched at me like it was my fault ,,,💔

 

fireysn1hater: NO FUCKING WAY

 

pointypointypointy: ACTUAL??? IM HOLDING IN MY LAUGH RN.

 

sharplesbian: wait I swear I saw that too

 

tennisballsimp: YEAHHH I SAW U ASWELLLL !!!

 

fireysn1hater: i just remembered math homework I’m gonna fucking kill myself

 


pointypointypointy: see this is one of the 100 reasons why I hate him

 


tennisballsimp: wait what’s the other 99 

 


pointypointypointy: do you actually think I’m gonna write all of that shit

 

 

tennisballsimp: yeah honestly

 

 

pointypointypointy: I am NOT doing that.

Chapter 2: holy carp is that an OMORI AND SPLATOON REFERENCD?!!!??

Notes:

uhh . yay,

Chapter Text

New Groupchat

 

fireysn1hater has added Donut

 

pointypointypointy has changed Donut’s name to bagelbrain

 

bagelbrain: oh okay fuck you.

 

pointypointypointy: haha

 

pointypointypointy: wait … should we add TD

 

bagelbrain: if anything the moment shes added she WILL change EVERYONES usernames and just troll the groupchat.

 

pointypointypointy: ohh shit u right u right

 

fireysn1hater: for the math test i got a D 💔💔

 

 

bagelbrain: I got a B+ because i begged GB to help me until she got annoyed and gave in


bagelbrain: would’ve gotten an A+ if she didn’t decide to stop and make me figure out the rest.


tennisballsimp: HOW THE . I GOT A C-

 

pointypointypointy: nickel can’t you just

 

pointypointypointy: make TB help u or smth

 

tennisballsimp: no 💔💔💔💔 he’ll say no anywayyyyyy ,, 

 

tennisballsimp: wait pin

 

pointypointypointy: ?? what

 

tennisballsimp: yknow who u kinda remind me of ,,..

 

tennisballsimp: aubrey from Omori ..

 

pointypointypointy: holy squid sisters is that an omori reference

 

fireysn1hater: IS THAT A SPLATOON REFERENCE.

 

tennisballsimp: VEEMO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

 

fireysn1hater: WOOMY

 

pointypointypointy: VEEMO

Chapter 3: Sleepover!!!!1!!! [Part 1]

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

New Groupchat

 

fireysn1hater: waddup gang

 

bagelbrain: good morning

 

pointypointypointy: no hate or anything but

pointypointypointy: can we please change the gc name to something

 

fireysn1hater: i got it

 

fireysn1hater changed the name to “W.O.A.H Bunch”

 


pointypointypointy: tf is that name bro

 

fireysn1hater: man stfu be grateful its not “New Groupchat” YOU asked for it to be changed

 

tennisballsimp: GUYS GUYS GUYYSSSSS I JUST THOUHGT OF SMTH

tennisballsimp: WHAT IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER…!!!

 

fireysn1hater: nickel being a W for the millionth time bro ‼️‼️‼️‼️ smart

 

tennisballsimp: invite whoever you want UNLESS its the popular girls. do NOT invite them.

 

pointypointypointy: wasnt planning to they hate me and i hate them.

 

tennisballsimp: OKAOYKAYt yep “YEAHHH” if ur coming

 

fireysn1hater: haha coming

fireysn1hater: YEAHHH

 

pointypointypointy: YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

bagelbrain: yeah i can come

 

purplekaboom: okayH

 

tennisballsimp: OKAY UTS TONIGHT!!!1!!!BE PREPARED

 

sharplesbian: WAIR AM I TOO LATE TO COME???

 

tennisballsimp: nope! u can still come to the sleepover!!

 

Everyone was then getting ready, bringing their snacks, thinking of game ideas, inviting other people, putting their pyjamas off and then being dropped off to Nickel's house (except Coiny, all he had to do was walk) and they’d all be lying if they said they weren’t all very excited for tonight’s sleepover.

 

 

Notes:

also i changed this from high school to middle school .high fives you .oh yeah also not updating this fic for… pulls out a paper… like 16 days!

Notes:

oh yeah also for some reason i voted to save both pin AND coiny for the bfdia 20 voting ,,, 💔💔 i do NOT wanna pick

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