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New Groupchat
Coiny added Pin, Needle, Nickel and Bomby
Coiny: hi guys
Pin: hi
Nickel: hiii!!!!
Pin changed their name to pointypointypointy
pointypointypointy: hell yeah 🔥🔥
Coiny: i didnt even realise you could change names
Coiny: wait hold on
Coiny changed their name to fireysn1hater
fireysn1hater: facts ‼️
pointypointypointy changed Needle’s name to Sharplesbian
pointypointypointy changed Nickel’s name to tennisballsimp
pointypointypointy: idk what to change Bomby’s name too uhh
sharplesbian: DUDE.
tennisballsimp: holy favouritism 💔💔
pointypointypointy: GIVE ME A MOMENT IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
pointypointypointy: wait i got it
pointypointypointy: lemme cook
sharplesbian: please never say that again.
pointypointypointy changed Bomby’s name to purplekaboom
pointypointypointy: i put purple at the start bc didnt he dye his hair purple
purplekaboom: What
fireysn1hater: ngl no offence Bomby but I’m kinda glad you dyed your hair purple because your black hair was ugly as HELL.
purplekaboom: wow
fireysn1hater: really unrelated but why do the teachers actually suck
pointypointypointy: REALLLL
pointypointypointy: no because why is Mr. Four actually the worst teacher out of them ALL
fireysn1hater: he’ll literally yell at you for anything, even BREATHING 💔💔💔
pointypointypointy: I’m actually convinced him and Mx. X have something going on like
tennisballsimp: i swear one time i saw them kiss and then Mr. Four screeched at me like it was my fault ,,,💔
fireysn1hater: NO FUCKING WAY
pointypointypointy: ACTUAL??? IM HOLDING IN MY LAUGH RN.
sharplesbian: wait I swear I saw that too
tennisballsimp: YEAHHH I SAW U ASWELLLL !!!
fireysn1hater: i just remembered math homework I’m gonna fucking kill myself
pointypointypointy: see this is one of the 100 reasons why I hate him
tennisballsimp: wait what’s the other 99
pointypointypointy: do you actually think I’m gonna write all of that shit
tennisballsimp: yeah honestly
pointypointypointy: I am NOT doing that.