What the fuck am I doing
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Yeeting each other into volcanoes by poor_life_choices
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Peter Pan (1953), The False Prince - Jenifer A. Neilson, Twilight Series - All Media Types
29 Mar 2020
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Peter floated away from the window of the three children, being careful to avoid his shadow. Tink, being the annoying little devil that she is, starts to make noise, therefore attracting that attention of his shadow.
“FUCKING HELL TINK!”
Tink, also known as the most annoying fairy in the world, just stuck her tongue out at him. As his shadow got closer, Peter let go of all the glamour's, the ones that hid his true, monstrous appearance. For his shadow wasn't actually his shadow, it was part of a race called the galajed. The galajed were a cruel race that preyed on magical children, much like obscurials, but instead of using the children's magic, they tried to take their souls.
The galajed, the one that was about to take Peter’s soul, let out a very high pitched scream and scampered away.
“Really Tom? Everytime I swear.” Tink, formerly known as Tom Marvelo Riddle, Big bad voldie, MoldyShorts, the big bad wolf, H. H. Holmes, Roden, Alice, and Swiper, just shrugged uncaringly.
Peter, because now he was Peter, not Harry, not Jaevid, not Sage, not Adrian, not Jasper, not Regulus, and not Grindelwald, scoffed.
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- Part 1 of What the fuck am I doing
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Of Angels and Sputtering Wizards by poor_life_choices
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2020
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His brother stared at him, the brother who stood by him through thick and thick, the brother who knew everything, knew that he was hiding from Aziraphale, knew that he was the King of Hell, knew that he missed heaven so much, knew that the rumors about him were not true-
“Crowley?” His brother said softly. Oh. He must have spaced out again.
“Oh? Yes, hello there, Zadkiel.” His brother smiled warmly, something that looked strange in the human he was inhabiting. Zadkiel was one of the only angels that fell with him, and one of three Archangels that fell. The most notable fallen was obviously Lucifer, who everyone thought was now the King of Hell. Not the case, as Crowley was sitting in his office, his former office.
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- Part 2 of What the fuck am I doing