Your Body is a Wonderland
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When Mal and Jay manage to get so lost they end up in Wonderland, Jay had the bright idea to take advantage of their misfortune by sneaking out one of the chaos land’s fabled magic mushrooms as a gift to Evie. For reasons that do not need to be discussed, they realize there’s only one way to sneak the fungus out – and surprise of all surprises, the thing gets stuck in Mal. Curse her very life.
Also, they manage to find Chad dipshit Charming in Wonderland too, dragging him along for their preposterously sexy ride while they try to cater to the whims of enchanted foliage. It works out better than it probably should.
Also known as – That time magic greenery helped Mal figure out her feelings via stupid amounts of sex. Jay thinks it’s awesome, Mal does not. At first.
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- Part 1 of Your Body is a Wonderland
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When Ben breaks up with her (politely, as gently as he can, but still breaks up with her), Audrey’s immediate focus is on damage control. In order to make things look amicable she needs to move on in a manner that’s unpredictable, something that will give her leverage without making her look desperate. After all, with Ben publicly dating an assortment of people, she has to move on fast so she won’t look pathetic.
That’s where Doug comes into play, which is a trial enough in itself without her grandmother mailing her enchanted mushrooms to add to her beauty routine. Audrey learns far too late that the thing has a life of its own, but somehow it all works out in the end.
Also known as – That time Audrey played at romance and actually got it, explored her sexuality and the world didn’t end, all thanks to a magic mushroom.
It is as dumb as it sounds.
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- Part 2 of Your Body is a Wonderland
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So maybe Gil was having some trouble adapting to Auradon Prep, but that was okay. He still had Uma, still had Harry, even if he was busy dating two royals. Gil was pretty sure it made Uma mad, not that she’d say it, so of course he tried to think of a way to make his Captain feel better. And what was better than homemade food? He didn’t think much about using the pretty green mushrooms he’d found growing at the Enchanted Lake, but apparently he should have. It wasn’t like he’d meant to enchant Uma, but together, they could handle everything, even Harry in his worst moods.
Also known as: That time Gil spelled Uma to only speak the truth, which ended with him getting a girlfriend and Harry getting confused, and then maybe a bit jealous. It all works out in the end, though.
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- Part 3 of Your Body is a Wonderland
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As much as Evie loved dating the others, she was terrified of disappointing them. It was an easy fix though, now that she had some Wonderland Mushrooms at her disposal. A simple potion should be all she needs to fix her confidence problem, except she maybe gets a tiny bit more than she bargained for.
Combine that with a sudden quest to Wonderland to restore the natural balance of magic before everything can fall to pieces, and Evie’s got a lot on her plate. And in her pants. It’s all dumb, but somehow Wonderland comes through. It always does :)
Also known as: That time Evie magically gave herself a dick and somehow got the validation and support she needed because of it.
Jay was a happy camper, is all I’m saying.
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- Part 4 of Your Body is a Wonderland
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Chad hadn’t been prepared for the trials of Wonderland, and he certainly wasn’t ready for the trials that awaited them at the beach house. Being encouraged to have sex with everyone would have been daunting without the involvement of magic, but now Chad had to overcome his shyness or else he’d be cursed forever. It would be a lot easier if he was even kind of charismatic. But he wasn’t, he was just Chad, with his baggage and his fears and his inability to be normal, and he was beginning to wonder when Mal would realize that wasn’t enough for her.
He could get through this. He had to get through this, he just wished that maybe it was easier.
Also known as: That time the others realized the extent of Chad’s issues because of yet another spell, which maybe led to cuddling and makeovers and lines getting blurred all around. It works out in the end, though.
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- Part 5 of Your Body is a Wonderland