14 Works in Agatha Harkness is a Mess

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    “It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.

    Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.

    “What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.

    “You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.

    Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.

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    Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.

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    When Agatha becomes a meme after her rockstar ex-husband releases a new song blaming her for the divorce, her publicist suggests a PR summer fling to take back control of the story. Enter Rio Vidal, a former child star making a comeback, who jumps at the chance to work with her childhood TV crush.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    127
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    17
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    She carefully approached the crib, “Hello darling, what is it hm?” She cradled Nicky close in her arm, not letting her fears show, “Did you have bad dreams?”

    He pressed his tiny face into the crook of her neck, trembling with sobs, one after another.

    Something was very wrong.

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    Agatha is alone with her son for the first time and panics… but Rio is there to bring her back to reality.

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    1/1
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    90
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    6
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    Agatha Harkness rules Westview High with precision and pride. As Assistant Headteacher, she’s built walls no one dares breach — until Dr. Rio Vidal arrives. Brilliant, composed, and maddeningly unreadable, Rio is everything Agatha resents. Tasked with being her buddy, Agatha is determined to keep things strictly professional. But Rio doesn’t play by her rules, and the more Agatha resists, the more Rio gets under her skin. As staffroom tensions rise and personal boundaries blur, Agatha must confront the one thing she’s never mastered: her own desire.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    27
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    3
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    “When the silence gets too loud,” she said, not looking back, “don’t fucking call.”

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    8
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    775
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    Top arms dealer Agatha Harkness saves her little crush from harm, but will she be willing to let you go?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    88
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    10
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    1,395
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    Dr. Harkness stalks the halls of Westview General Teaching Hospital with a cane and a diagnostic record that borders on legendary—with a record of legal liabilities to match. As Head of Diagnostic Medicine, she's brilliant, insufferable, and just barely worth the trouble she causes.

    Enter Rio Vidal: the hospital's new General Counsel—and Agatha's ex-wife. She’s here to protect the hospital. She’s not sure she can stop herself from trying to protect Agatha, too.

    Or: a House, M.D. AU.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    232
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    51
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    Rio Vidal is hired as a security protection for singer songwriter Agatha Harkness.

    Rio was meant to protect Agatha, her purpose is just to prevent Agatha from harm. Not to fall for her—but there are some lines that blurs quietly. That is what Rio fails to prevent from happening.
    She fell in love with the woman she's sworn to protect.

    Rio Vidal fell in love with Agatha Harkness.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
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    1,438
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    Comfortable is a complex and funny word.
    Agatha Harkness does not know if she likes the word Comfortable.

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    Agatha Harkness is afraid of getting comfortable with the idea of loving someone.
    And that someone is—Rio Vidal.

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    1/1
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    307
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    They were happy, once.
    Agatha remembers a time when her and Rio would take late night walks, fingers tangled lazily together as they laughed in the soft glow of the streetlamps.
    They were so in love back then. They lived in a bubble of magic nourished by love and never even fathomed a day where it could pop.

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    A look into Agatha and Rio's relationship— the good, the bad, and the inability to let each other go. They both needed this wakeup call.

    (AAA week, Day 5: Rio Gets Injured)

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    All Rio needed was one good book, one win. The vultures were circling and if she didn't do something drastic her company would go under. Agatha Harkness was that something drastic.
    After dropping a best selling book twenty years ago Agatha had disappeared to live her recluse life. Rio was about to drag her kicking and screaming back into society and get the damn book Agatha owed her. But she was poorly mistaken if she thought Agatha would make this easy for her. Prepare yourself for the worst book tour the world has ever seen.
    Based off the movie best sellers, but re-written to be gay.

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    3,596
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    1
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    Agatha was not supposed to know anything, she was not supposed to do anything, to look or say or try to say anything, in fact she was not supposed to exist, Evanora never said it outright, but Agatha knew that’s what she meant. She shouldn’t follow the strange girl, shouldn’t listen to her and most definitely shouldn’t find her so beautiful, Evanora had said that, girls aren’t for you to find pretty! Agatha did it anyway.

    Language:
    English
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    38,893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    712
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    What started out as a fun day celebrating Agatha's birthday, turns into a fight none of them will soon forget.

    Language:
    English
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    13,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    407
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    Rio had planned her life since she was a child, but she had yet to face the most heartbreaking truth: reality. She graduated at the best college, but is now stuck with a job that doesn't please her. She's destined for more, she knows it. But doesn't know what to do. But, something changes when she meets Agatha Harkness, the CEO of the most important company of all times.

    Language:
    English
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    58,881
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    1,079
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    31,080

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