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Just A Stage Kiss by LovelyLittleLadzzz
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Aug 2025
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Every year in Watford's Department of Theatre Arts goes just about the same way. Simon Snow gets the lead, Agatha Wellbelove plays the love interest, and Basilton Grimm-Pitch is stuck with the villain. A tale as old as time and type-casting. But what happens when Miss Possibelf decides to switch things up in their 8th year and casts Simon and Baz as lovers? How will Agatha cope with taking on a much brighter place in the spotlight? How will Simon put up with Baz's constant plotting and manipulation? And most importantly, how in Aleistar Crowley's name is Baz going to survive having to kiss the hopeless idiot he's in love with onstage?
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Simon Snow getting to be the theatre kid he was always meant to be. -
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As Simon's out for a mission, Baz spends some time focusing on himself.
Hence, Baz has a wank sesh to help harness his feelings for his insufferable roommate, Simon Snow.
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Simon Snow is a pretty famous vampire hunter. He's the only one willing to take on some of the more dangerous cases. Like Baz's case.
Simon accepts the job with no real hesitation, but comes to realize that Baz is a lot worse than he originally anticipated.
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Simon thinks it’s a little embarrassing to be turned on by an actress when his boyfriend obviously won’t be. Baz just thinks he lacks imagination.
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Shepard asks Baz to help him plan the perfect proposal for Penelope. Baz plans the perfect proposal for...someone.
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fasting is a lot harder when your roommate is a nosy git by Genderless_TrashGremlin for larkspiral
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Mar 2023
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baz comes to the realisation that fasting this year is going to be so much harder than usual, not only from the extra pressure of it aligning with school for the first time but now simon is following him about and the he's insufferably distracting, from the smell of his blood to the snacks he's been keeping more and more of in their room
aka: baz is just trying to fast, simon is simon about it and thinks he's plotting
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Your Magic is Working by facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
03 Dec 2022
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Baz has a sneaking suspicion that Simon is an excellent singer.
Spoiler alert: he’s right.
Part of Carry On Countdown 2022: Lyrics
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- Part 7 of Inspired by lyrics
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Intercambio Equivalente by HeadlessAngel
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
29 Nov 2022
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Intercambio equivalente representa el precio a pagar a cambio de obtener algo. Simon debe pagar si realmente desea probar lo que Baz trajo desde su casa.
Carry On Countdown 2022
Los personajes pertenecen a Rainbow Rowell
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- Part 2 of COCD2022
- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 1,273
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 40
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I accept my fate. by Eboneerie
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
12 Aug 2022
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Baz decides to live his life how he wants to, upon the revaltion that no matter what, he will die in the end.
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“Welcome! Welcome, everyone!” The Mage announces. “Thank you all for joining me here today! I wanted to talk about someth-'' He's cut off by a large bang sound. Suddenly, a ginormous purple cloud appears above the stage as the teachers and the Mage back away. It’s the Humdrum–it has to be.
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Ask No Questions by annabellelux for sconelover
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
22 May 2022
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On a mage's 18th birthday, they can no longer lie to their soulmate.
Simon thinks it's perfect—he can prove once and for all that Agatha is his destiny.
Baz thinks it's dreadfully inconvenient—how are you supposed to honestly insult your nemesis when you really think he's the sun?
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Supervillains Snow and Pitch are two of the most terrifying overlords in The City. Their goal? Capture Stormchaser, an incessantly cheerful hero with a penchant for the colour purple. There's just one problem: they keep foiling each other's plots.
This time is the last straw. Each villain brainstorms an ingenious plan to get the other out of their way.
(Little do they know, they've both come up with the same one.)
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This Doesn’t Leave the Room by Spockzilla
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2022
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He’s crying over a girl who doesn’t even deserve him. She has the magical ability of a ladle and the personality of a cat. And not a nice cat. The kind of cat that tolerates you because you feed it and usually sits on the other side of the room glaring at you.
I get it Snow, you’re tragically hetero and incurably benevolent. You don’t need to remind me of all the reasons you want me expelled at best and dead at worst at three in the fucking morning.
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The Adventures of Ordering Room Service by orphan_account
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Nov 2021
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Prompt: Baz and Simon staying at a hotel outside of town for a lazy, romantic weekend, most of which they spend nude. Baz decides that he feels too comfortable and doesn’t want to get up to go out for food, so Simon decides to order out for them and get dressed just enough to meet the delivery person at the door. While Simon is accepting the order, Baz wraps up in a sheet and comes up behind him, smug as both Simon and the delivery person become flustered.
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the hounds of winter by stainedglassflood
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Oct 2021
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Watford is normally empty over the winter holidays. This year, Baz and Simon stayed behind.
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A world with you again by lithereaderz
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Sep 2021
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The chosen one was convicted for homicide and after a quick trail, was sentenced to death until Baz bursts into the courtroom, claiming that Simon is innocent and he will prove his innocence as his lawyer.
There are quite a few problems though
1) Simon definitely committed those crimes
2) Simon also had cut all ties with the magical world completely so why is Baz here?
3) Baz is still hopelessly in love and simon is clueless (who's even surprised by now?) -
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Penny makes a curious observation about Simon's new wardrobe.
Simon realizes that his boyfriend is back to his old tricks. Plots! Schemes! And he's fallen right into the trap.
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It Doesn't Mean Anything, Right? by angelsfalling16
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Jul 2021
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It was right next to the lips, so it doesn’t mean anything. Right?
Or, Simon is oblivious and thinks Baz is plotting something. Again.
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- Part 7 of 20 (More) First Kisses
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Vibrators, Breakfast, Goats, And More! They Got It All At The Copier Store! by Jason_Funderberker_The_Frog_Exists
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2021
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Baz saved up for a remote control vibrator a while back and she used it during fights with her awful roommate.
Then, said awful roommate, stole the remote.
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Simon is a Plumber.
Baz has a crush.
Sexy plumbing innuendo and awkward puns ensue.