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kill the owl that lays the golden egg by peachyelixer
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Jun 2025
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Instead of letting Stolas go free with Blitzo after the court ruling, Satan rules that Stolas is to be thrown in the dungeon. Stolas isn't stupid; he knows that this is a decorated death sentence. And, honestly, that isn't great alone, but on top of that, he's carrying Blitzo's egg. He's only known about a week.
Perhaps this is his punishment, for being so selfish.
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Egg in there post-Mastermind Jail AU based on Mundayme art on twitter!
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Blitzø wants to take care of Stolas after everything that’s happened. He’s determined to be better for Stolas now that he has a second chance with him and hopefully show him how to live a little. However, it is difficult when all hellborn know that Ex-Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia almost had Blitzø killed for his own crimes. Thankfully, Ozzie provides a disguise for Stolas until things can settle down. As they navigate this new situation together, Blitzø and Stolas also learn how to open up to each other while dealing with the fall out.
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EDIT: Life for Blitzø and Stolas post Sinsmas.
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"I still don't think I understand," said Stolas.
"Me and Fizz have been kind of playing an unending game of gay chicken since...I don't know, puberty?" said Blitz. "Just...this time nobody said 'ha ha just kidding?'"
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Stolas and Blitzo have been friends since Blitzo broke back into the palace a few years after their initial meeting to apologise. Now Blitzo is trying to convince Stolas to go out dancing with Fizz and Barbie while having an existential crisis on how pretty his two best friends are.
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On the Edge by Howdareyoudothistome, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Apr 2025
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“Knife play isn't always about getting hurt. It's about the threat of pain. Of knowing the person above you can make it hurt any time they want. Some people like the threat, some people like the pain.”
AKA, the knife fic
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“Do you know anything about how my husband and daughters are doing?”, asked Stolas, trying his best not to let his voice betray how anxious he was for the answer. When he’d left his personal wing of the palace this morning, Via had shown all signs of having caught the cold that Loona had brought with her from pre school. He’d nearly not gone at all, but Blitz had assured him that it was alright and that he would handle everything and pleaded with Stolas not to worry his pretty head.
The servant paused in his struggle to balance the amount of paper in his arms, raising his eyes towards Stolas in apparent contemplation, as if he considered how to best word the information requested from him.
”From what I’ve heard, the princesses are doing just fine…” The hesitation in his voice did nothing to ease Stolas’ worries. “The honourable consort however…”
Or: Blitz and Stolas are married and living in the palace, Via and Loona are their little daughters and Blitz, of course, is being a bit of an idiot but they talk about it and all is well in the end again. And that’s pretty much it…
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Stolas didn't marry Stella. Instead he chose exile with Blitzø, the demon he's loved since he was eleven years old.
This is the story of their first year of marriage.
Sequel to "My Best Friend's Stupid Fucking Arranged Marriage." You don't HAVE to read it to read this, but it's a one-shot so you totally should.
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- Part 2 of Choose Me
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"I'm gravid," said Stolas.
"Okay..." said Blitzo. "The fuck does that mean? "
"It means somebody fucked an egg into me," said Stolas.
"Oh," said Blitzo. "So...is that...that a passive aggressive 'somebody' or...?"
Stolas gave him an embarrassed smile. "I seem to have found myself in a bit of a Mamma Mia?"
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Blitzø has never been happier now that he and Stolas are official and the former prince is working at I.M.P.
And he doesn’t appreciate the rest of his employees staging an intervention, just because he’s sometimes a little ‘inappropriate.’
Written for Stolitz Week 2025, office/work
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Blitzø was drinking coffee like water and staying out past work hours to get ahead of their backlog. This is what he is meant to do. Work, provide, and protect.
Try telling his horny brain that though. Whenever he managed to get rest for the night or sneak power naps, his new roommate would make erotic appearances in his dreams.
OR overworked Blitzø can’t tell what is a wet dream and what is reality. Results to some awkward interactions. It also leads to them opening up more and making steps towards their relationship.
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- Part 3 of Post Mastermind
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Blitz had taken into his personal care to memorise each sound, schedule it in the deepest pits of his mind, impressed in a way they could not escape even if he wanted. Not particularly to know how to assist in case of discomfort - though, admittingly, it was also a big part of the reason - but mostly so he could feel closer to Stolas in a way. Call him obsessed, but he liked being able to hear those sounds in his head even when they weren’t actually there.
(And even if he was obsessed, so what? Fuck you, it’s Stolas we’re talking about. Anyone with one bit of brain should be at least the thinnest obsessed with him.)
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There are so many things Blitz loves about Stolas, but most of all, he just cannot stop admiring him.
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Captivated by the scenery himself, Blitz takes Stolas to the mortal realm to spend the last few hours of the year together.
(or, Stolas knows just how to start a new year, and he isn't hesitant to act on it.)
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Stripped of everything he has ever known, Stolas is welcomed into the Buckzo home. But, no matter how much he wants to, he cannot bring himself to enjoy it.
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An exploration of Stolas' mental deterioration following Mastermind
Title and Chapter-Heads from the song "Lifeboat", from "Heathers: The Musical". There is no correlation to the show other than the vibes of the song.
——————————⚠️TRIGGER WARNING FOR GRAPHIC S/H AND SUICIDE ATTEMPT ⚠️
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Blitzø would do anything to get Stolas' happiness back.
What if that meant being the sacrificial part of a ritual to have enough evidence to put Andrealphus on trial and give Stolas everything back?
Bitch, he said everything, didn't he?
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Stolas has given everything for love. His job, his power.....and his daughter. Was it worth it? Yes. Of course it was. He would do it all again. But what type of father does that make him....he doesn't know.
And Blitzø?
He's just trying to pick up the pieces. Can he? Or will someone, or some thing, stand in his way.
***Can be read alone but takes place after my other work "I would give anything"***
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If there is something Blitz knows well, it's that he can grow fires.
And Stolas is cold.
Now, he might not be the brightest, but there is a thing or two he knows about making correlations as well.
(or, Stolas is quite fond of Blitz's bathtub, and Blitz makes the better of it.)
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“Hm?” Blitzø turned towards the billboard in question, squinting at it. “Uhhh… well I don’t know what that word says, but–”
“Aquarium.” Stolas offered.
“Uh huh. Ok. So it’s an aquarium.” Blitzø said.
Stolas turned to face him, rolling his eyes dramatically. “I’m asking what the thing on the billboard is, Blitzø. You know what an aquarium is, and that is certainly not an aquarium. For fuck’s sake.”
“Not my fault you didn’t specify what the fuck you meant, birdie.” Blitzø said with a playful nudge. He squinted at the billboard again. There was some kind of big ass fish on it with a big, stupid looking mouth. “I have no idea, some kind of fish I guess. It looks stupid.”
“Can we go see it?” Stolas asked, taking Blitzø by surprise. Stolas hadn’t really requested to go anywhere or do anything the past month.
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Or; Blitzø attempts to cheer Stolas up. They end up at an aquarium in search of a weird fish they saw on the billboard.
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when you get a second chance, hold onto it like you're gonna fucking die if you let go by peachyelixer
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Dec 2024
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A few days after the trial, Blitzo gifts Stolas a small plant, to give him something to care for. Stolas can do little else, but at least he gets up to feed and water her. He's named her Aubrey.
Then, Aubrey smashes, and it may be the straw that breaks Stolas' resolve.
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post-mastermind whump with a focus on Stolas' alcoholism.
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“Heeelllo hello hello, it's your friendly neighborhood Deadpool, or as I like to be called in this universe, Blitzøpool! Only one of the 'O's is silent, I'll give ya a hint, it's not the one in the bedroom, ha!”
"Who are you talking to?"
"It's a fourth wall thing,” Blitzø responded, “you wouldn't understand, princess."
[Helluva Boss x Deadpool/X-Men AU for Helluva Bang 2024]
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This bizarre situation that Blitzø and Stolas found themselves in was starting to feel more normal by the day.
Those first couple days were rough though. Not just on Stolas, but Blitzø as well. Blitzø was more than happy to take care of the pretty bird that saved his life. Not to mention he had a lot of making up to do after being asshole of the year to Stolas. Not that he felt obligated to be nice to Stolas. There was so much he wished he could talk about with the former prince right now, but the time was far from right.
OR: Stolas has been living with Blitzø for a couple weeks and is doing his best to push his desire away while Stolas is still adjusting and recovering from the events of Mastermind. But Blitzø is weak.
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- Part 2 of Post Mastermind