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    peter parker has never made much use of his driver’s license with new york’s frustrating traffic.

    however, he changes that when he travels to the dc universe.

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    Purpled: my past teachers were literal demons bro

    Tommy: maybe not literal but definitely with ill intent 💀

    Purpled: yeah no shit not literal demons don’t exist buddy

    Boobkisser: wrongk
    Boobkisser: Demon very real have u met tommy

    Tommy: i am NYAWT a demon tnx

    Boobkisser: and also the tall man i see when i sleep i think hws a demon

    Tommy: no that’s ranboo

    Ranboo: uhm… Tubbo please get that checked out

    Boobkisser: psaichosis 😍
    Boobkisser: he tells me he is hungry
    Boobkisser: he wants me to feed him the souls of the innocent

    Drista: im telling a trusted adult


    in other words:
    Tommy, an angel, starts freshman year at Essempi high, but evil spirits come to haunt the students and people are dying all over.
    To solve this mystery, Tommy and his friends investigate the strange things happening in the school, while also dealing with their own, non-magical issues.
    =
    feat. many other characters, some ships, and my terrible humor. and also my totally non obvious character biases. mix of chatfic and oneshot!

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    This is how i cope

    I update daily! <33

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    Chapters:
    82/100
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    345
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    《 ☀️ 🌿 》 butler! Phai x vamp! Anaxa

     

    'Defeaning silence clamored and echoed throughout ancient crackings of the bricked walls, it could hear the tiniest of secrets and words you spoke, so beware. Because the count, with his hushed beauty and his quiet repose—shall swallow you whole. '

    Meeting your fictional vampire crush? Unheard of. But Phainon had just done the impossible.

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    1/?
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    [A new Story is germinating inside you]

    The light fades, and the four men stare at each other silently. They weren't writhing on the floor dying, or in excruciating pain, but it'd be better for them if they were. Death is easy, something more insidious and difficult to determine isn't.

    "What do you think we've been hit by?" 81 mutters, looking at 41 and 999 as 666 walks over to the book, bending down to pick it up. It's black, pink, and red, lurid and eye-watering in design. Several skimpily clad men with exaggerated body features pose in lewd positions around a demonic figure with a hidden face sitting on a throne. The title proudly proclaims in sparkling pink typefont.

    '♡ Slutty Hero Training Manual, VOL 1-4 ♡'
    '(Trained by the Demon King I love to join his male harem~)'

    The four men look at each other with horror.

    "What the fuck is this?" 81 swears.

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    Chapters:
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    Being woken up, damp, in a sour-smelling, dendro-sealed well in the world of Teyvat. A few random blessings and a few random curses being thrown around like chicken getting grain. Don't worry, the world and its leylines are just as confused as you are.
    You’re not really supposed to be here — but you're here anyway.
    Or
    Everyone going "oh shit they're hot"
    And OC going "hahaha how am I not dead yet" and "ooooo look at this rock— oh did you know-- *info dumps*"

    No distinct romance, there's moments but it's mainly pining, jokes, and flustered characters bc I like them blushy.
    Worldbuilding focus. Pre-Genshin story beginning, but we get into it (eventually).

    *Swearing
    *Any and all TW will be in end notes.

    Cross Posted on Tumblr: @viak-kaiv
    Slow Updates
    Obsessed with little details, so drafting and writing takes forever.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    super cool american friend group boom 💯💯💯

    geonwoo: alright everyone

    geonwoo: i'm gonna need u guys to be normal for js a sec

    zheyi: fym

    zheyi: we're always normal

    liyu: no tf u aren't

    liyu: i literally saw u try to shove kaiwen's head into a toilet bowl 2 periods ago

    zheyi: it was deserved

     

    15 international students. 1 university. way too many toilets. and even more chaos.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    A series of cracky, funny and occasionally bittersweet responses to the Ineffable Kinktober 2025 prompts. Enjoy!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/31
    Collections:
    1
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    705
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    ena gets 67 boxes of pizza for lunch. why??? yeah im not even sure why
    bro ate printer ink and went crazy probably 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

     

    requested by: @Mizukis_Exquisite_Eyelashes!!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I'D DO IT AND YA'LL THOUGHT THAT I WAS JOKING WELL HA (it's 3 in the morning. I desperately need some sleep.)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    My girlfriend has been describing Voltron to me for the last 6 months and I've never seen it so I wrote a fic based on exactly what shes explained to me. (Spoilers? I think?)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Monster House AU

    “Stop messing around!” Bucky yelled. “I’m trying to sleep.”
    “I’m not touching the lights!” Steve exclaimed. “I’m right next to you, not anywhere near the light switch!”
    “What?” Bucky blinked, staring at Steve, the flickering lights, and the light switch that was moving on its own. “How on earth?”
    “I don’t know,” Steve whispered. “I thought I was dreaming. There can only be one explanation, then. N-Nebbercracker’s back from the dead, and he’s haunting me…”

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    Kicked out of Wario's Warehouse, Waluigi consumed a bewitched mushroom. Waking up the next morning, Waluigi was met with two huge surprises bouncing on his chest!!

    Teaming up with Wario, Waluigi sets off on a quest to find who or what is responsible for this, meeting many enemies, friends, and fuckbuddies on the way.

     

    (While playing DnD, one of my friends dared me to doodle Waluigi with titties. Thus, this adventure was inspired~)

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    Yu Narukami and Marie. Two stupid idiots who love each other very much, even if they have trouble showing it. Or saying it. Or really communicating it at all. This is their story.
    Warning: Story may be dumb.

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    English
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    2,090
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    An alternate universe of my original work where the House of Esteri is a cafe and all the acolytes work there lol

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    4,377
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    8
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    ❄️

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    'What if the stars aligned?'

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    'What if I could reach you this time?'

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    ❄️ .

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    Elsa's snowflakes help her teleport to Corona after its bloody conflict with the Southern Isles, a kingdom that used biological warfare to depopulate the country. Eugene—widowed and suffocating under the weight of King Frederic's crown—finds himself locked in a different battle when she arrives.

    [ My Dearest Cousin AU ]

    [ Revised: 10/12/25 ]

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    English
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    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
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    3
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    开始于2018年12月30日,2025年8月10日正篇完结,手绘漫画,共829页,缓慢上传中。
    “也许从我遇见你的那一刻开始,一切就注定再也无法回到原样了。”

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    0
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    23
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    Techno is the Blood God, a deity know for his violence and bloodthirst. Or at least that is what everyone thinks of him.
    In reality he is a pretty decent guy, at least that is what Phil always says. Personally he doesn't know what to think.

    Dream is blessed by the Blood God, being both a great fighter and a great person.
    He wants to show the world that the Blood God is a lot different then commenly percieved.
    And when he meets Techno, it is no different.

    Will Dream be able to convince Techno that the Blood God is a good guy? Will Techno be able to believe him, even after everything?

    Or

    Blood God Techno meets devoty Dream, and healing ensues.

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    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    In Spectre's hell is a not really special hacker known as 007n7, one of the most hated in the forsaken realm, however Spectre themselves has grown curious about an idea that has recently popped into their non-existent head.

    What if they made the hacker himself loved by the others instead of hated? Of course, Spectre had to see how much chaos could be caused by this decision.

    Or Spectre puts a virus on 007n7 and now EVERYONE loves him (Not the kids, their kids.) Also do note that this fanfic will be full of mischaracterizations as it's kind of the point of this trash.

    Series
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    English
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    5,143
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    435
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    6,092
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    Basically just the Shenanigans with the first years.

    This contain:
    - crack jokes
    - possible 4th wall break
    - short chapters
    - Ortho is Romantic love interest of Yuu
    - you/your for narrative
    - relationship with everyone else except Ortho is PLATONIC friendship uwu. Or brotherly.
    - Crossdressing Yuu but it's mostly cause there's no female uniform

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,028
    Chapters:
    11/50
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    135

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