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    He had been so close to freedom, a part of him yearning for something he didn't truly remember from before he had been dragged to the arena, so hopeful that he would never have to kill or hurt again once the towering walls and screaming crowds were nothing but a distant memory in the back of his mind. He had been a fool for expecting such a thing.

    Or: Arena fighter Technoblade. That’s it. That’s the fic.

    Prompts used:
    October 18th- Captivity
    October 23rd- Restraints

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    To our most distant and inhuman Emperor,
    We have the creature you call your son.
    Magic must be purged from these lands. We must be rid of the unnatural plague.
    If you comply with our demands we will return the Prince alive.
    If within one week you have not publicly demonstrated a good-faith effort
    we will bring you his body.

    ai-less whumptober day 13

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    Techno is the Blood God, a deity know for his violence and bloodthirst. Or at least that is what everyone thinks of him.
    In reality he is a pretty decent guy, at least that is what Phil always says. Personally he doesn't know what to think.

    Dream is blessed by the Blood God, being both a great fighter and a great person.
    He wants to show the world that the Blood God is a lot different then commenly percieved.
    And when he meets Techno, it is no different.

    Will Dream be able to convince Techno that the Blood God is a good guy? Will Techno be able to believe him, even after everything?

    Or

    Blood God Techno meets devoty Dream, and healing ensues.

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    Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.

    Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.

    Unluckily, everything that follows.

    Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.

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    When the conflict between Skyblock and the Antarctic Empire had dragged on long enough without showing any sign of either nation being defeated, a truce was struck. Skyblock agreed to stop its assaults and negotiate a peace treaty, and in return, the empire would do the same. To show goodwill, Skyblock would even go so far as to hand over its most competent general as a prisoner of war. That way, the Antarctic Empire would know the lengths they were willing to go to for a proper resolution.

    Such were the circumstances that led to Phil taking custody of Technoblade: skilled warrior, revered tactician, and current political hostage.

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    A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.

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    Techno rescues an Avian hybrid from a black market held by the Guild. It turns better than Techno had envisioned, a happier life taking shape before his eyes. Now, if only the truth would stay buried until he died, everything would be fine.

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    Techno flinches away with a high-pitched whine when Phil touches his wrists. Phil gasps out a desperate sorry, sorry, but he doesn’t stop. He can’t stop. He doesn’t have time. They could come back at any second.
    “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he sobs out as he forces Techno’s thumbs out of joint, pulls his hands free from the cuffs. Techno is crying, too, silent and shaking and unmoving. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”
    He can feel the instant Techno’s core uncurls, flooding into Phil’s own. The burst of energy is enough to peel away the worst of the pains, physical and magical; Phil stumbles upright, pulling Techno with him.

    ai-less whumptober day 6

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    Before he could allow the guilt to fully consume him, Phil skidded to a halt beside the stasis chamber, wasting no time in slamming down the spruce trapdoor hovering above the ender pearl and watching as it shattered into a million tiny, fragile pieces with a sound akin to the glass of a window breaking apart. He showed no reaction to the loudness of the sound despite the suddenness of it, simply staring transfixed with baited breath as a figure materialized before him.

    Or: Techno’s return from 3 months in the prison. Neither he nor Phil are doing great :)

    Prompts used:

    October 3rd- “Please don’t leave me”
    October 5th- Torture
    October 22nd- Who did this to you?”

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    Chains rattle. There’s a pair of heavy cuffs around Phil’s wrists, making it nearly impossible to lift his hands. He’s in… a basement, or a cell of some kind, he thinks.
    Techno’s there. Phil still can’t feel his magic, but he’s there, chained to the opposite wall. Blood trickling down the side of his face from a deep gash at his hairline.
    “T-” Phil’s voice breaks, throat raw. “Techno,” he rasps. “Wake up.”

    ai-less whumptober day 5

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    Wilbur is very mad. He’s 13.
    When he and his twin (still his twin, still his twin, always his twin) were 8, his twin brother ran away.

    Wilbur knows their father was struggling after their mother disappeared. Wilbur knows favorites were played. Wilbur knows he stood by.
    Wilbur knows he shouldn’t be mad.

    But after seeing Technoblade’s face in a newspaper photo—raids, feral ‘brothers’, a gang called the Runaways—and hearing the stories from Punz, after learning that the two youngest in the group, Dream and Techno, are called the twins…

    Well.

    Wilbur is mad anyway.

     

    ~~~~~

    Or, Phil was a bad parent, Techno is a runaway, the Dream Team stole the kid they found on the streets (not the first time), Wilbur hates Dream for 'replacing' him.

    Or Or, DreamTeam stole Technoblade after SBI fumbled, Wilbur has had his twin privileges revoked, and yeh.

     

    (I might expand this concept into a separate fic, but we'll see)

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    All he could see when he closed his eyes was the rusted iron anvil dangling over his head, attached to a fraying rope, slowly beginning to draw closer and closer as time moved in slow motion. All he could feel was the steady creeping of terror into his heart and the cold wood of the totem clutched tightly in his hand- his one lifeline, his one shot at escaping with his life.

    Or: Post-execution Techno struggles to let his guard down and ends up lashing out. Luckily, his friend will always be there for him.

    Ailesswhumptober prompts:
    October 11th- Sleep deprivation
    October 20th- Before it starts/after it’s over

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    Techno doesn't know what made his father break. The world ending, the dead starting to walk, or maybe his mother dying. All three, probably. But it doesn't really matter, because someone has to handle keeping them all alive. And the only one that can do it now is him.

    Then Techno gets bit. And he still has to be the one to handle it.

    Parentified Technoblade struggles with the weight of the world on his shoulders, a ticking clock, and the inability to ask for help. Will his family finally notice just how much he's dealing with? Or will it be too late...?

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    No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.

    Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.

    Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.

    ---

    Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.

    But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...

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    When the Ashen Kingdom declares war on the Antarctic Empire, Prince Technoblade volunteers to move to the frontlines to keep his family safe.
    Among the blood and the gore, there's light to be found, though there's darkness there unlike any Techno's seen before.

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    Surface walker and professional survivalist Technoblade meets a teenage vault dweller named Tommy who is looking for his missing brother. And Techno absolutely, definitely does not get attached to the kid immediately, no sir.

    ---

    Or: The Fallout-inspired Bedrockbros-centric nuclear post-apocalypse AU nobody was waiting for

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    each soulmate shares the other's pain but the world is full of violence, something that techno knows well, and it always seemed like a design flaw to him, allowing him to go through life believing that perhaps he didn't have a soulmate. he never wanted one, anyway.

    but all that changes when one day, he feels his soulmate dying. and then the pain starts.

    now techno must figure out who his soulmate is and save them from their torment.

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    The relationsship between the heaven and hell is at it's last tread. The only thing preventing a war is memories of the previous one. Technoblade knows this. Has known his whole life.

    So, when a small mistake leads to him getting kicked out and basically sent as a "gift" to hell, he knows he is doomed. For surely there awaits him nothing other than pain there, right?

    Somewhere a lot varmer, Phil's life suddenly gets a lot more interesting.

     

    Or Technoblade is kicked out of heaven. Phil and Ranboo are there to pick up the pieces.

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    After the old war ended, Techno took the chance to make a new life for himself with both hands. Once hailed by the crown for his skill at making weapons, he has traded all that for a more peaceful existence. One not tainted by blood. Techno enjoys making household items and trinkets. He enjoys showing Ranboo and Tommy the ropes. He enjoys his freedom and isn't shy about saying no to something he doesn't want.

    Too bad that when a new war approaches, the crown wants its treasured blacksmith back. And the man they send out to assure this happens, Philza Craft, is not one to take no for an answer.

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    His remaining acquaintances that nursed everyone injured or incapacitated from the battlefield were draining themselves saying they'll find something and everytime, Dream just smiled at them. He didn't bother stopping them; both sides were aware of the reality they were facing.

    He didn't care. That wasn't what mattered for him anymore.

    He's sat again on his usual spot— beside a bed adjacent to his and having a one-way conversation with the one sleeping... Techno.

    _____
    Or A war just ended in the SMP; it's time to face what comes next... Dream is just hoping Techno will wake up to face it with him.

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