4 Works in Cheddar Priest (Hellsing)
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A mash of elements , plots, and characters from Hellsing and Hellsing ultimate into one rewrite and fix-it fanfic. Taking all elements that I like from both animes and molding it into one Frankenstein of a fanfic
Also during writing this fic I suffered through major burnout so if the chapters aren’t my usual quality that’s most likely why lol
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Life for villains isn't considered to be the greatest, or the most enjoyable. However, it's about to get just a tad bit worse.
In the ramshackled town of Grimhilde, named after the evil queen herself, It's bad enough for Spinel, part-time waitress at the PC Port and ex-jester for the Diamond Authority, to make ends meet, only made better by getting to talk with her friends and hang out with her adoptive father. Surge, however, lives with her adoptive father as well, and all she can do is bide her time in the hellhole they call home, only allowed to leave to run errands. She runs out one dreary morning to get the week's groceries, when she's met by Spinel, also getting groceries. Their hometown isn't necessarily a great place, known in reputation to be the home of the most irredeemable of society, but they made it work, until a plague started to hit the residents.
What is causing this to occur? Can Surge and Spinel put away their past traumas to fix it? And why aren't the supposed "heroes" doing anything about the epidemic?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,044
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Rip Van Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by TheGlassCannon
Fandoms: Hellsing, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
04 May 2024
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Seras is having a hard time sleeping. Alucard agrees to help her with that.
Let's revisit the original nightmare factory, but we'll do it Hellsing style.
Sweet dreams, Police Girl...
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“Do you know vhat I really love?
“I. Love. Candy.
“I love the taste of sugar, how it sticks between my teeth. I love the sweet syrup as it runs down the corners of my mouth and pools around my chin.
“Reaching that gooey layer in the center alvays gives me such a thrill.
“Those monosaccharides and disaccharides are such a delight to my tastebuds, though polysaccharides I cannot stomach.
“I love bubble gum, especially vith the collectible cards.
“Vhether it has peanuts, caramel, or nougat, I vill happily eat it.
“I love the agony of defeat when the dentist tells me they vill all have to come out. So sad.
“I love all things sugar. And sugar – yes, candy – is vhat I shall have.”
-Maximus Gloop, "The Major Eater"
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Mind the tags: this is close to canon, and I wish I wasn't kidding.
The various small deaths in Seras Victoria's life and their effects on her.
A companion to "On Choosing a Fledgeling."
Series
- Part 2 of Choice and Closing Doors