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Toss a Coin to Plot Bunnies oh Valley of Plenty by Scarlet_Angel_13
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Aug 2025
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The bunnies have reached the continent and have wiggled their way into the hearts of the Witcher's, it may be the bards fault... but can you really blame the bard? Geralt does, but since when do we listen to Geralt!
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- Part 4 of Plot Bunny Farm
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Based on the prompt - Every day at the station, you see someone you're attracted to, how would you go about getting yourself noticed?
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- Part 4 of Unrelated Witcher Stories
- Part 3 of Writing Exercises 2025
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Geralt Gets A Song by Excited_Insomniac for s0mmerspr0ssen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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When an annoying first-time donor comes to the Kaer Morhen Blood Donation Center, all of Geralt's colleagues seem to lose their minds. Thankfully, he's more sensible than them.
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Teardrops On My Guitar by iam93percentstardust
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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'Cause he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough~
“’What do you wish you’d said to someone if you’d known it was the last time you’d see them?’” Ginny reads off one of the placards. “’Write it down here. The white ends mark which papers haven’t been written on. The red ones have. Write down your secret, turn the paper around, place the paper back in the slot with the red end out, and look at the beautiful artwork we can create with our secrets.’”
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- Part 3 of Alle's Version
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[Podfic] A Bard He Would A-Wooing Go by RebrandedBard by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 May 2025
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Shame to Thee with Harden Hearts by MorganaIsmene
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 May 2025
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What if Geralt and Jaskier came across the King of Kaedwen's atrocities while travelling together?
What should they do? And how might those actions end up changing their relationship?
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A Question Answered with Nudity by Bibarian
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Apr 2025
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An incident makes Geralt think about Jaskier's potential bastards.
Jaskier cannot emphasize enough how sure he is that there are no children of his running about the continent.
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Geralt and Jaskier make a little bet, but things don't go exactly according to plan.
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Hundreds of years ago, Julian's eyes snap open, their cornflower blue interrupted by a long black pupil, shaken awake by a blood-covered boy with two similar figures trailing behind him that would soon become his brothers.
Now, Jaskier's eyes, pupils round like a human's, open to watch the life he'd built for himself, bloody piece by bloody piece, crumble before him.
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A Song About Pirates by thesaintofnevergettingitright
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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"Why don’t we head towards the coast…" Geralt cursed himself for making the suggestion as he woke up, restrained, with a splitting headache and a roiling stomach. Even before he opened his eyes he could tell he was tied back-to-back with Jaskier. At the mercy of unknown assailants. Again. He should’ve expected something like this to happen. Destiny was still a bitch, and at this point she was becoming a predictable one... At least the boat was new.
When it seems like Jaskier is planning to leave Geralt behind and travel on his own, the Witcher finds himself unexpectedly desperate to keep the bard at his side. Blurting out the first thing that comes to mind, he recommends that they finally take that trip to the coast Jaskier suggested a lifetime ago. All may not have been right between them, but he felt sure it wasn’t too late to fix their friendship. His burgeoning hope is dashed, however, when they’re kidnapped and taken out to sea.
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Another fix-it fic after the mountain. Jaskier has rejoined our illustrious Witcher in his journey, but he keeps waiting for Geralt to blow up at him again. He's trying to make sure he does everything right, but then he gets sick.
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Songbirds, Not Kestrels by Merlinfirstlastalways
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2024
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After Geralt falls into bed with Dandelion, they separate on the Path. When Geralt finds Yennefer and falls into bed with her, she clears up a few misunderstandings and gives them her blessing... and hints at her willingness to participate later on.
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Fix-it fic after the mountain. Geralt is glad Jaskier's gone until he realizes he's not. He resolves to find the bard and apologize--but is it too late to make a difference?
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Pocket Full of Spiders by pirate_script
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jun 2024
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Jaskier really didn't mean it. He had this... thing. He's not sure if he was born like this, but for as long as he could remember he's been this way. It's not that he was a Source or had his own innate chaos, more so chaos just seemed to like him. You weren't doing yourself any favors by deciding to stick around him. He was 14 when he realized he was the equivalent of a walking curse.
His caregivers and guardians knew it, teachers knew it, lovers knew it, and he's sure the witcher knew it too. Except for the fact Geralt had gotten the misconception in his head that it wasn't that Jaskier had "terrible luck," it was that he was "terribly lucky."
In which Jaskier really is the shit-shoveler. It's still mean to say out loud though.
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Jaskier the bard has become, quite obviously, immortal. The why and how of it are details that have escaped Geralt – until now.
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Jaskier is upset and Geralt doesn't know why. He buys him something pretty to fix it.
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When the apple falls far by SuspiciousRubberduck
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Feb 2024
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Jaskier is 18, he is an adult by human standards. The fact that he looks like a child without his glamour, means nothing.
Geralt protects the bard, even if he is not sure why he feels the need to.
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- Part 1 of Apple
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Time Loops are for Funsies by Paxfacere
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Jan 2024
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"We are stuck in a time loop," Geralt tells Jaskier as gravely as the situation requires.
Jaskier pauses mid-spoon to look back at him and swallows down the rest of his oatmeal."Sounds great! Let's fuck some shit up," he says with more enthusiasm then he probably should be allowed to have and grabs his phone.
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"Geralt - and I'm not saying this without kindness but - you've got yourself a live-in boyfriend." Eskel says unhelpful.
"We are not- Jaskier is not my boyfriend."
Before Eskel can say anything else, Lambert groans loudly.
"Oh my gods. Do you ever hear yourself?"
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Some Things Are Hilarious (For Witchers Maybe) by Paxfacere
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jan 2024
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"Please tell me you don't watch absolutely terrifying, splatter-y, gruesome, spine-chilling, horrendous, nightmare inducing horror movies and call them comedies."
Lambert just laughs louder.
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