Crack Treated Really Seriously
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If Your Dog Has No Nose, How Does It Smell? by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Monty Python's Flying Circus
09 Apr 2020
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Steve studied the photos arrayed in front of him, then looked up at Peggy. "What's the weapon?"
"A joke."
Steve stared at her as Bucky said, incredulously, "Are you seriously telling me a joke killed them?"
"It's been tested, Sergeant. It works. Mr Scribbler accidentally created a joke so funny that it kills people."
A killer joke. Steve wanted to bury his face in his hands and laugh. "Alright. You've developed a killer joke that can take out the Germans. What do you need me for?"
One of the British Commanders leaned forward. "The problem we're facing, Captain Rogers, is that it's a weapon almost too dangerous to use, since an ordinary man," he said meaningfully, "can only take one word."
And there it was. "You want me to learn the joke."
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The Geo Daddy and his youngster friends by halogeneo23
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Oct 2022
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"Since no one else is gonna say it…” She pauses, like she's considering if she actually wants to continue. “Isn’t Rex Lapis... kind of a daddy?”
Venti erupts into a thunderous laugh; the Traveler covers their mouth quickly, Chongyun and Paimon make incredulous expressions. Chongyun speaks up first, face red:
“X-Xiangling!! Isn’t that like… blasphemy?? Rex Lapis could be listening to you right now!”
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- Part 1 of Zhongli's adventures in the mortal realm