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Liberator's crew stops for shore leave. Blake intends to get laid. Avon is looking to pick a fight but he decides Blake's idea has merit.
Unfortunately Blake chooses someone else for his recreation, and in a fit of pique, Avon makes a poor decision. Ow.
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Blake accidentally discovers that Avon has put Zen's 'live cables' * to recreational use. Avon has to help Blake out, after all it was all his fault.
Blake really, really doesn't mind.
*Canonically in the episode 'Redemption' metal cables shot out of the wall and took on a sinister life of their own. You can't tell me Avon didn't see possibilities in that.
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Avon is all angsty. Blake decides to cheer him up. The Barca lounger will never be the same again.
(This is very nearly in original RPG format, just minus the set-up where we chatted, and the extra time/date/who comments stuff. I thought it might amuse you to see what one looked like before I condensed/removed any veering off boring bits/logically rearranged/changed to past tense/and where feasible, made single point of view.)
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Love Between the Lines by thewightknight
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 May 2017
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The First Order believes that the well-oiled machine runs smoothly, and so it provides a multitude of services for its members, including an anonymous hotline for sexual advice.
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- Part 9 of NSFW Kylux prompts and ficlets
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One of the best parts about liking big dicks is that the dude who the big dick is attached to understands that he has a big fucking dick.
Boy meets boy.
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- Part 1 of Em City Entertainment
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A Quiet Night by JayTDawgzone9999
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Dec 2018
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When Joseph goes to bring back the red stone and Lisa Lisa is awaiting his return, Wamuu proceeds to wrestle with his feelings and Kars and Lisa Lisa have a night with nothing to do, but necessity is the mother of invention.
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Твитните это немедленно by akino_ame, Rin_ne
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Feb 2019
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«Девчонки! А давайте заведем твиттер для нашего класса».
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She turned towards him and glared, still he looked at her like she was a jar of water in the middle of a desert.
Oh for fuck's sake.
She marched towards him and pulled out her dagger again, pressing it against his throat.
"Listen to me, you pathetic little maggot. You will never speak of this, with anyone, or I will rip your cock off and shove it so far up your ass you will cough it up! Do you understand?!".
The human's eyes lit up.
"You had me at 'pathetic little maggot' ".--------------------
An orc has to keep guard to make sure their human prisoner does not escape.
Too bad for her that this prisoner is a bard with a passion for orc ladies, horrible seduction skills and a remarkable tenacity.
Then again, it's been so long since she's gotten laid she's not even sure she has standards... what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 2 of I contain multitudes
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The Big Green Monster (Cock) by mikkiemak
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Jun 2020
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Dio, Rohan, and Shrek's new relationship is going very well ;)
Smut Sequel
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- Part 2 of Shriohan crack
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Del Tarrant washes up on a strange ship, and discovers how strange it is.
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"Is there anything you won't do?"
"Yeah," Zuko answers. "I don't do weird stuff."
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The YJ Team captured the red-hooded bunny and argue about who gets to breed him first.
OJTW2022 Day 7: Multiple alphas mated to a single omega is normal | Jason gets kidnapped
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- Part 10 of Omega Jason Todd Week 2022
- Part 17 of Sarri's Shameless Kemonomimi Kink
- Part 16 of Jason as red hooded ninja
- Part 67 of DC one-shots
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mine, mine, mine (no angels could beckon me back) by prettied
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 May 2022
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He takes a breath, then stares. “You… you cheated on me.”
Jimin frowns. “Baby, it was a leaf. I was helping Jin-hyung.”
Jungkook’s pout doesn’t waver. “But. But you can’t.”
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Jimin helps Seokjin separate his perilla leaves. Jungkook is not having it.
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It's Ryan's first scene back since he hurt his leg, and for some reason he's nervous.
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- Part 35 of Hardtime100
- Part 3 of Em City Entertainment
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it's not enough to have balls by nsfwtaekooker (depravo)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Jun 2023
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Taehyung comes home to a strange surprise in the bedroom
or, au where Jungkook is a cheeky little shit and Taehyung is, also, a cheeky little shitSeries
- Part 2 of old requests
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Supermassive Black’s hole by MilbaA for Lonesome_Rider
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2024
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В Арке у Сириуса был секс с дементорами, и теперь его задница высасывает души.
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Just Another MoD Story by DarkQuartz for Literaryhobo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Or is it?
When Harry end up at King's Cross the first time, he is a lot more angry at Dumbledore and a lot less willing to accept his vague waffling about things only being as real as Harry believes it is. Harry didn't mean to get sent back to 1945, but apparently his shiny new title doesn't really give a shit if he meant it or not. Go figure, story of his life anyway.
Since Harry needs to figure things out, he gets himself hired at Borgin and Burke so he could figure out what the whole Master of Death bullshit was and keep an eye on Tom who was also just hired. 'We get along alright,' would be Harry's polite way of explaining their working relationship, but Tom would say 'the annoying bastard that knows more than he should.'
Tom would also say 'short, dark, and mysterious,' but damned if he is going to tell anyone besides Nagini what exactly it was that he wanted to do with Harry (or have Harry do to him) since it wasn't like Nagini could tell anyone. Plus people found it unnerving when he spoke to his companion, and he wanted to keep the Peverell bastard unnerved.
Nagini just wishes Tom would work through his crush and sexual frustration without involving her, thank you very much.
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- Part 7 of Prompts and Plot Bunny one shots
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Keep Boredom at Bay by KandiSheek
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Feb 2020
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One slip of the thumb means that Tony just texted a picture of his dick to Captain America instead of his casual hookup. Which is just as well because the guy hates him anyways.
It's certainly the weirdest way he's ever managed to break the ice.
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- Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse