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The irken seemed conflicted. Dib felt really strange around Zim, it’s like he wasn’t his entire self. As much as he wanted to press, the alien would only snap at him, Dib knew that. He just hoped this attitude wouldn’t get in the way Friday night. He really wanted to show his father that he wasn’t under his control, not now.
“...I can pretend to be a mate for the Dib-thing tomorrow night, at the reinstatement of my freedom.” Zim’s eyes narrowed. “Then, you will leave Zim be.”
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It had been nine years since Dib left to work under his father. Since then, Dib has been a miserable bachelor, the colors of life fading slowly. When he goes home, he suddenly decides to seek out his old childhood rival Zim in hopes for closure, or anything, really. Anything to make him feel again.
A ZADR oneshot. [NSFW]
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Pop open a bottle of happiness and stay for awhile, it's Christmas. by Duelkittens
Fandoms: Invader Zim
29 Dec 2024
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What was supposed to be a simple Christmas or a regular day for Zim. Turns into something confusing, complicated and awkward as dib turns up drunk at his doorstep.
Since it's the season of giving, Zim gives dib a chance not to freeze to death outside and invits him in. Who knew things would turn out the way they did.
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Dib finds Zim following him out on one of his cryptic hunting investigations, and the two of them find something that's way in over their heads. Shenanigans ensure. Someone is threatening to make someone else eat a slug, someone gets lured away into the woods, and oh, Dib gets shish-kabobed.
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How haven't I saved this already? It's so fun and traumatic
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Irkens like to present themselves as perfect. But they all know they're prone to making Mistakes. Even the Tallest. Especially Zim.
They mostly try to ignore it when it does happen. But sometimes, even the Almighty Tallest will feel regret. They find themselves Missing Zim after prolonged radio silence from their old squadmate.
When he finally contacts them, will they admit to their Mistakes? Will Zim admit to his?
Or in other words, the author has no idea what he's doing and wanted to write Prazr
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two dudes sittin in a space ship five feet apart cause its a slowburn
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A universe where Zim is one of the only intelligent and capable Irkens.
Beacuse he doesnt want to be surrounded by incompetent fools his whole life, he escapes Irk in the guise of being an Invader, fleeing to Earth instead.
He only plans to live peacefully, but is met with the persistent and annoying Dib who just cant believe that he means no harm.- Language:
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When Dib finds himself drunk off of a mysterious substance, he finds himself pulled towards the source of the sweetest scent he has ever breathed into his lungs in his whole life.
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Zim has been feeling...off, lately. As if his difficulty conquering this planet wasn't enough, he started spontaneously loosing consciousness during the day for seemingly no reason, pain being his only warning. This doesn't cause much trouble - after all, they're only isolated events.
Then an attack happens at skool. The worst one yet.
Apparently, there's a word for such happenings in the English language: seizures.
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- Part 1 of Zim's "Epilepsy"
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Guess I'm a dad (mom?) now (commission gift fic) by Duelkittens for DeathFang
Fandoms: Invader Zim
10 Jan 2025
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Tired of his father's many many attempts to try and turn dib into a mini copy of himself, dib packs up his things and leaves home. With no place to go dib has no choice but to turn to the only person he can, Zim, his alien nemesis (?). Too bad Zim won't let him stay for free and money isn't on the table. Dib agrees and so begins the events that would change his and Zim's life forever. To bad both boys are idiots.
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Maybe, just maybe, it's not the best idea to be playing with a ouijia board. It's an even worse idea to do it at 3am, alone in your room, with absolutely no form of protection.
No offense to Dib, but he's not exactly the brightest sometimes.It's up to Zim to get this... paranormal thingy out of the Dib before it can do damage to his fragile and squishy body.
Based on art by @drawing_like_a_child_ on instagram, they drew some possesed Dib and it really activated them almonds
Rating is for cursing, aside from sailor mouth it's pretty pg.
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occult dib stuff
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What if Zim and Dib spent every holiday together? What would happen on Halloween? With a fearful Zim locked in his house? At Christmas? Spending the evening surrouded by Dib's family? In the New Year? drinking a little too much during a party?
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Cabin in the woods, monster in the forest, alien in my head by Duelkittens
Fandoms: Invader Zim
20 Jan 2024
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What was supposed to be a simple mission of gathering evidence of a supposed sighting of a mythical Christmas beast goes down the drain thanks to Zim.
And also dib, who is the words smartest idiot.
Now they must survive the most horrible Christmas eve ever.
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Invader Zim - Killjoys AU by SerpentJoe
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), Invader Zim
12 Sep 2022
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Zim is a fugitive from the Irken Empire and has been hiding out on planet Earth for the past six years. His best fri-... reluctant ally Dib knows nothing of his true identity and as long as Zim can help it, it's going to stay that way.
Dib's fascination for everything supernatural isn't helping.
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Sin arma y en medio de una batalla con su enemigo, el humano tiene una ventaja. Sin embargo, de la nada sale quién sería su salvación y hasta cierto punto su humillación. Pero nada que un trato justo no pueda arreglar.
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Beyond Compare by Hazellum
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Mothman (Folklore)
14 Dec 2020
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Dib goes looking for a genie, accidentally finds a demon. He wishes to meet mothman, not realizing, you know, ITS A DEMON, and hilarity ensues. Sorry. I will be getting into, like, moth stuff, so that'll be fun! Moth intincts and stuff/ ALso, slowburn and soft ZaDr. I hope you all enjoy!
PS this is the first fic Ive ever done an outline for. :P
I CHANGED MY MIND, ALASTOR WILL BE A RECURRING CHARACTER.
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- Part 1 of Mothman Dib
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Dib and Zim started dating after previous events, unfortunately Dib starts to think their relationship isn't as solid as he hopes.
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- Part 2 of movie night
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