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voicemail by brainrotproblems
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Oct 2025
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No one remembers Peter Parker. Even if they did, how much harm could calling a dead man's phone number cause?
Man Peter really shouldn’t have gotten drunk and spilled his guts out over a voicemail…
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Peter gets drunk while dressed as a priate. by Mobplayer1900
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Oct 2025
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You read the title. Peter gets drunk. How?... You decide. I'm lazy
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Liquid courage works wonders on you by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2025
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Through the fogged-up kitchen window, Tony spotted the disaster. Two disasters, to be exact. Peter and Ned. His “responsible” intern and his equally useless best friend.
Peter and Ned were front and center, red cups in hand, surrounded by a cheering crowd. From the looks of it, they were competing to see who could chug fastest and still make it to the far wall without collapsing.
Peter was swaying like a spin top about to spin out, Ned was hiccuping with every step, and somehow they both thought they were winning.
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- Part 11 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Drunk to remember what he not should have done by Eliakiko
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Jul 2025
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Peter is too drunk to remember that he has kissed his former mentor. What will happen after that?
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- 1/1
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- 13
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The Perks of Legally Existing by Kaleidoscope_kiwi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Jul 2025
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After the events of No Way Home, Peter is completely and totally alone. He doesn’t know how to adult, and it’s really tricky to figure it out without an identity or support system. Luckily, he gains a new mercenary friend and a lawyer stalker! And if he meets a weird british guy with zero common sense and an obsession with egyptian dieties? A kid’s gotta make friends somehow.
Matt Murdock swears he’s met this kid before. He seems so familiar, all of his senses ache to figure it out. And when the kid can lose his tail so easily? Forgive Matt if he gets curious!
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stillness by togow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Jun 2025
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peter never thought the day would come when may was no longer breathing.
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may dies -- and everything goes to hell.
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take me to the edge (and i'll jump in) by evaiswritingg
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2025
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‘Pete told me something about Harley hitting him first.’
Tony blinked, turning his head as to rehear the ridiculous statement. ‘Excuse me?’
‘I’m guessing Harley didn’t say anything about hanging out with Flash Thompson?’ May frowned. ‘You know, the boy who’s been bullying Peter since their freshman year?’-
OR: Tony's new intern is an asshole. He's best friends with Flash and Midtown's crew of resident bullies, and, he has replaced Peter's spot as Tony's only lab partner. Simply put, he makes Peter want to drink his own web fluid.
The only other thing—he won't stop switching between pet names and wanting Peter... well... dead.
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- Part 1 of repairing irreversable damages
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“I- I’m- a party, my friends house- well, classmate- I- don’t tell Aunt May-”
“Peter.”
The word cut through Peter's drunken rambling, snapping his mouth shut.
“Do not, under any circumstances, get into a car right now. I’m coming to get you."--- --- ---
Peter gets too drunk at a house party, and Stark picks him up.
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Just an Intern by betterlate
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
13 May 2025
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Tony is furious.
Peter misses all the points.
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Joe Swanson throws a pool party to celebrate 25 years of being a police man and Peter and Lois embarras their own children. Meg and Chris plot revenge and sabotage their family. Meanwhile, Stewie is grateful when his next door neighbor saves his life and repays him with kindness
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A comedy of errors by CaptainCavePrick
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
30 Dec 2024
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Peter and harry go on a night out. Thats it. Oh and they get arrested.
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- Part 1 of Insomniac Spider-Man bits n bobs
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The Christmas Remedy To No Responsibilities by StorytellerChewdies
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Twas the month of the holidays,
and Peter looked for a reason
as to try not to be stressed
for the holiday season.
Being coaxed into a party
with a drink in his hand,
supposing he can do anything...
A drunk spider can?
A big college party Peter stayed at
to end off the big year
is a perfect mixture for Tony's worst fears.
Responsibility who?
Peter was there to please,
but what was Tony to do?
Well, why don't you read to see? -
Past memories & Peter's first drink by WandaVisionary
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
20 Dec 2024
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Peter swears that what Skip did to him all those years ago is long forgotten, but what happens when it all comes back to haunt him at his first ever Stark party?
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Peter feels dirty as he keeps remembering what Skip did to him. He is offered a drink and after that one drinks more to hopefully stop the feeling and ends up completely drunk.
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Experiment #1 by Leeeee05
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Nov 2024
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Honestly, Peter wasn’t sure how Ned convinced him of this. Yeah, maybe he had been asking him literally since they moved in, and maybe Peter did say that if Ned found one that’s small and inconspicuous, he would go. Peter just didn’t expect him to actually find one.
Suffice to say, Peter Parker is too far in now.
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I love cherry-picking canon. -
Five Times Tony Was There for Peter (and One Time He Wasn’t) by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Nov 2024
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Tony Stark never planned to let anyone into his life—especially a kid. But somewhere between late nights in the lab and high-stakes missions, Peter Parker became more than just an intern; he became family. Tony shows up for Peter when he needs him most, he almost always does.
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- Part 9 of Irondad and Spiderling
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The effects of peer pressure on a young spiderlings mind by No_One_Must_Know
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2024
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"Dude, no, no way, it won't work. Plus I'm supposed to go to Mr Stark's after we hang out, how am I supposed to hang out with him drunk? He's going to murder me" Peter says thinking he finally got the perfect reason not get drunk with Ned
"Just say your sick or something so you're not going and May already knows you'lll be sleeping over at Mr Stark's. Please, Dude, my parents won't even be in because they're away for the weekend so you can stay at mine till your sober, plus we don't even know if you can get drunk, dude, please" Ned basically begs
"Umm, I'll think about it" Peter caves in.
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Ned convinces Peter to get drunk and it doesn't go very well but then it gets better
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Peter's Escapades by S_1287s01
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Fantastic Four, X-Men - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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A side story of Peter Parker: The Spider-Man where he takes on various women of marvel.
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High? by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Sep 2024
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Peter parker knew never to do drugs. He was told that countless times by Tony. But what harm could it do?
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In Love With a Criminal by llovebug
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Sep 2024
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“God, why did you have to see that? Ten minutes longer, that’s all I needed and none of this would’ve had to happen.” the man groaned into his hands and Peter couldn’t help his confusion as the man paced back and forth, seemingly arguing with himself before he was suddenly dropping his hands from his face and turning to face Peter, lowering into a crouch in front of him.
“Okay, here’s how this is gonna go baby boy,” the man started, “You were not supposed to see that –”
“- No shit!!” Peter interrupted and the man huffed.
“But, there's nothing we can do to change that now. Damage was done, you’re a witness now, a cute little one at that– that I can’t really let go because you’ve seen my face and I’m not about to chase your fine ass back to a police station.” the man told him.
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After Peter witnesses a murder in the alleyway beside the coffee shop he works at one night, he gets dragged into Wade's criminal activities as a hostage that soon turns into more than attempting to escape at any given moment Peter gets, and some tricky feelings are developed on the way, creating more conflicts between the unlikely pair.
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This year, instead of relying on his self-destructing coping mechanism, Harry Osborn has decided to find a healthy way to get him through the day of his mother’s death anniversary. His solution? Inviting Peter Stark, the only friend he has made at MIT and who he is not-so-secretly crushing on, for dinner at his place. It had seemed like the perfect plan as Peter would always manage to make him feel better, but this was not counting on how much of a lightweight Peter apparently was.
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- Part 3 of Peter Stark's Story