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    manipulate: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage.

    Looking at them, no one would have ever thought that Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger were siblings. Even fewer people would have been able to tell you they were twins. Yet, over the summer before their fifth year, they learn that that's exactly what they are.

    Learning of a father that neither of them expected, secrets that Dumbledore never wanted uncovered, and alliances they needed to see to believe, it doesn't take them long to realize that everything they thought they knew, was a lie.

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    James Potter is in love with Lily. They have always been the golden couple in the Royal Ballet School. He has never wanted for anything to change.

    Then November brings a chill—and the arrival Regulus Black from the Bolshoi.

    Suddenly, James finds himself drawn to Regulus in a way he can’t explain.

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    Thanks to Fawkes, the Horcrux in Harry is destroyed by the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. But something destroyed needs to be replaced, and a soul bond is just the thing.

    Not that Harry or Ginny plan to tell anyone about it, of course.

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    Following the events of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry and Ginny are sentenced to Azkaban. But of course, there's someone already in Azkaban who will do whatever he can to protect Harry...

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    Harrison said leaning back on his heels, "Really? You tried to attack me?"

    The other one pulled his wand out and pointed it in Harrison's face. The ebony haired man didn't so much as flinch at the threat.

    Instead he commented dryly, "You might as well put that away. You won't be able to cast a spell here."

    "You think we can't use magic? You're just a mudblood! Do you know who I am?!"

    Harrison resisted the urge to rub his ears at the high pitched voice. He retorted, "By your appearance you're a pureblood heir. However I don't care who you think you are. You can't just attack someone in this shop. Luckily for you, your wand won't register the attempt. Otherwise I would call the aurors. I suggest you leave now."

    The other said his blue eyes narrowing, "Or what? Who do you think the aurors would beleive? A mudblood nobody or two pureblood heirs? You didn't even go to Hogwarts either. You must be a squib."

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    While Jo and Charlie tried to settle into their new life as Lord and Lady and as parents, the world around them kept reminding everyone that actions have consequences - even if deleyed.
    Apparently, sometimes just a small change can build transformations over time - or crumble it all.

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    This is part two to a series, I really don't think it will make any sense without reading the first part.

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    Hi, my name is Eleanore Clark. Muggle-born and going to Hogwarts to study—believe it or not—magic. Yeah, awesome, I know.
    Things at school are a bit hectic with a troll on the loose in first year, petrifications in second year, and so on. I mean, Harry Potter and the Golden Trio always seem to be involved, but that doesn't mean I'm a bit player in their story... right? Nah, that would be ridiculous.

    (accidentally changing everything)

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    It's Merlin's second year at Hogwarts, and this time he gets to start it with his brother and a whole army of friends at his side. But will their support be enough when enemies from a past he doesn't even remember start to interfere in life at Hogwarts?

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    True Healing magic has been forgotten to time. The magic used by Saint Mungos isn't True Arts. It's a pale imitation of what once was. Rumors of Low Magick making its return to the world is whispered in the alleys. It's a magic where the user doesn't draw their power from themselves, but the world itself. True Healing Magic falls into this category. This magic is not easily controlled and requires the caster to know their limits or risk burning out, and possibly even death. As the war ramps up, both sides want to get their hands on this so called user of the Lost Arts.

    Harrison has kept to himself since he returned to England the previous year. After his parents had abandoned him, he'd been adopted by another assumed squib. She took him in, taught him, and treated him like her own son. Self taught he returns to England and sets up shop in Knockturn Alley. He acts as an Underground Healer, who only takes payment in what people can afford. There's just one rule. Don't talk about him.

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    The war with Grindelwald never ended in the 40s. Dumbledore continues to avoid his ex-lover. In the distraction Dumbledore is unable to prevent Tom from getting into the Ministry. He works his way up the ladder becoming the youngest Undersecretary in history and the right hand to Minister Archer Evermonde. A pureblood traditionalist minister and is very popular amongst the people.

    Grindelwald and his followers seems to be searching for something. They are doing smaller raids that are less focused on damage and more on searching every nook and cranny they can. While this has caused some problems with the muggles and the Statute of Secrecy, no one has yet to figure out what he is looking for. It seems they are forever one step behind Grindelwald.

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    Boy grew up knowing that he was different. He grew up knowing he was special, and people would rue the day they crossed him again. Boy knew that people were scared of him when he walked past, and he revelled in it. That’s why it just made sense when he was approached by a strange old man, with a large beard and a sharp grin
    *54 years later*
    Boy grew up knowing that he was different. He grew up knowing he was a freak, and people would always be there to push him down. Boy knew that people were dangerous, he knew deep down they could only mean trouble. That’s why it just didn’t make sense when he was approached by a strange old man, with a large beard and a sharp grin

    hey everyone, this is my first time writing any fanfiction and therefore will probably be all over the place.
    this story will be split in two kind of ways, we will be talking about one character for ages, then another. eventually they will meet and then our story will truly begin.
    THIS IS A SLOW BURN
    there will be so, so, so many things happening before our characters even meet, but there will be mentions of the other in some chapters.

    hope you enjoy!

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    Moody knew something that would make a lot of them choke on their butterbeers. And sometimes, on particularly bleak nights, he wonders what it would do to the wizarding world if they learned half of what he knows.

    For instance, that Muggles can do magic too.

    This is a story about Snape's Muggle adult son, who uses tarot cards to destroy cursed objects in abandoned places as if it were his hobby and, whether he wants to or not, he is involved in the Order of the Phoenix to help them.

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    Years after the Battle of Hogwarts someone appears in Hermione Granger's garden in the middle of the night. It turns out, her place was the only one where he ever truly wanted to be.

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    Harry discovers that he has inherited a magical creature, which deeply shocks him, as he had no idea there was creature blood in his lineage. When he goes to Gringotts to learn more, he uncovers disturbing truths. He finds out that his friends, Ron and Hermione, haven’t been entirely honest with him; they used him for their own gain and were never the loyal friends he believed them to be.

    Even more troubling, he learns that Dumbledore manipulated his life and relationships for his own purposes, using Harry as a pawn in his plans against Voldemort. This revelation shakes Harry to his core, forcing him to question everything he thought he knew about his friends—and the man he once saw as a mentor.

    But then, his savior appears… as his soulmate.

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    Brincar com magia negra era como brincar com fogo, mais cedo ou mais tarde a pessoa acabava se queimando. Tom não consegue se controlar, ele gosta da sensação do fósforo em suas mãos. Ele gosta da maneira como a fumaça se espalha para cima, do calor, da intensidade. Isso o faz se sentir vivo, com sua promessa de poder e capacidade de limpar o passado. Limpar todas as coisas que já lhe fizeram mal, confortá-lo com a certeza de que o que ele conquistou nunca lhe será tirado. Exceto que seu maravilhoso fogo finalmente queimou sua mão e o enviou para um futuro desconhecido, onde tudo está em ruínas, e a pessoa que ele pensava que nunca o trairia... se tornou nada mais do que um monstro com cara de cobra.

    Harry recebe mais do que esperava quando a Ordem acidentalmente resgata Tom Riddle em uma incursão. Ele parece ter saído do diário e entrado em 1998. O bastardo egocêntrico e presunçoso... pode muito bem ser o seu fim... E bem... Harry pode muito bem estar de acordo com isso…

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    A series of one-shots where Albus Dumbledore gets pranked by Harry and a variety of girls as punishment for forcing him to be a pawn in the Greater Good plan, kidnapping him on that fateful night, treating him like a five-year-old, sending him back to the Dursleys despite their abusive treatment, and manipulating him. Not for Dumbledore fans. (Ideas and requests are welcome).

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    Peter betrayed,indeed,but he didn't betrayed marauders.

    He betrayed the death eaters.

    He has joined the marauders,but mafia is still looking for him. They want to kill him. Peter must find a way to stop him,or all his friends,or worst,his stupid boyfriend will die.

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    Harry knew himself, okay?

    But he also knew what he was: the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One, already Gryffindor's Golden Boy when he hadn't yet been sorted.

    But, luckily, Harry knew who he was. Harry also knew that everyone was expecting him to go into Gryffindor.

    And there was nothing Harry did better than disappointing people.

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    Sybill Trelawney spoke not one, but two prophecies that day.
    One echoed through time — heard by Albus Dumbledore and twisted by Voldemort.
    The other, veiled in silence, slipped into shadow — unheard, unwitnessed, yet still pulsing with truth.

    Only one can be fulfilled.
    But which one tells the real tale?

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    After a horrific fire, James, lily and Harry unfortunately pass away when Harry was one. The culprit was caught and Remus and Sirius try to move on from this tragic incident until one day at work, Remus is sent out to check on a family where there are worries about the aunt and uncles care for their nephew.

    How does Remus process working with another child call Harry in a horrible situation? Or does fate have more to unveil?

    Loosely inspired by Boy by hypercharles

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