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    With Georgie gone, Funn Funerals is in dire need of an assistant. Eric Chapman is between funeral homes at the minute and is in dire need of something to do. An exploration of the summer where Eric is the new Georgie, Antigone weathers a sentimental storm, Rudyard re-ignites a rivalry, and romance blooms in Piffling Vale.

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    “I am - sorry. That I kissed you. I shouldn’t have done it. It was a bad idea for both of us. It won’t happen again. So. Apologies.” When she looks back down, Chapman is looking at her in a strange, vulnerable sort of way that she does not care for at all, so she busies herself with the make-up bag to her right and wonders if nail polish would be overkill.

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    Antigone kisses Eric and immediately wants to die.

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    During Piffling Vale's annual Friendship Festival, a boat is sent out to sea containing the most contentious two people in the village, in hopes that the isolation and maritime danger convinces them to patch things up. Antigone worries that if Rudyard and Eric are sent out to sea, neither of them will come back. Meanwhile, Rudyard has not been coping in the most mature manner with Antigone and Eric's new relationship, and Eric is determined to make this voyage count.

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  4. 38

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    Eric Chapman sets out to have a nice, relaxing morning to himself. He ends up with much, much more than he bargained for when he tries his hand at fishing one day.

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    A certain undertaker's lie gets out of hand, and in a shocking turn of events, it isn’t Rudyard. Eric Chapman runs a funeral home in the village of piffling vale. It's never been the only one. His love life has been somewhat bleak as of late, which would bother him less if people didn't insist on taking such an interest in it. At least the reality of his situation was easier to embellish in written communications. What was the harm of some creative liberty between pen pals?

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    Eric ropes Antigone into being his fake date to a friend's wedding. In return he'll take her to STIFF'D. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Antigone has been keeping a rather big secret.

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    Here is a fact: Doctor Henry Edgware hates Rudyard Funn.

    Which means he's the last person Henry wants to find breaking into his house in the middle of the night.

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    Henry comes to the conclusion that the best way to keep his free time uninterrupted by freshly injured patients is to keep Rudyard Funn out of trouble. This is much harder than it looks.

    It doesn't help that everyone thinks they're dating.

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    Georgie runs out of weed and doesn't feel like going off-island to get some. She tries her luck at Chapman's, and they end up discussing how much the Funns (and Georgie) hate him.

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    A once-in-a-millennium snowstorm hits Piffling Vale, trapping local undertakers Eric Chapman and Rudyard Funn (and bestselling author Madeline the Mouse) alone in a local café. It's Rudyard's worst nightmare come true, particularly because sustaining irrational rage for Chapman for that long can't be good for his health. They must cooperate and compromise in order to survive the night - without creating a need for a funeral in the morning.

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  12. 5

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    “We can’t do this, Eric,” Antigone Funn hissed as Eric Chapman leaned closer to her, pressing her back against the cold stone wall of the Funn Funerals mortuary.

    “And why not?” Chapman mumbled from down by her shoulder. He had his arms wrapped around her waist, one leg pressed between her thighs. He went to kiss her neck again (jugular, vagus, sternocleidomastoid) and Antigone grabbed his face awkwardly and pushed him as far away as his grasp on her would allow.

    “Because,” she said, “Rudyard is upstairs, and Rudyard will continue to be upstairs, as you’ve already foiled his plot for today, and I will not have you walking past him after… after…”

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    It's pride month in Piffling Vale, and Rudyard has a new plan to get rid of Eric. Make him look homophobic. Meanwhile, Antigone discovers a new, exciting erotic genre.

    A pride themed crack fic. Imagine I actually published this during pride month.

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  14. 20

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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.
    Rudyard is a cantankerous, taciturn man without height, charisma or any memorable features. Most people hate him - that is if they recognise him out of the context of his funeral home at all. He is quite used to that by now.
    But that all changes when, by a quirk of fate, he learns that someone on the island has developed some intensely conflicted feelings towards him.
    For the first time in his life, Rudyard has an admirer.
    If only he knew what to do about it!


    Eyes flailing, ricocheting in their sockets Rudyard cast a desperate glance about himself for an excuse, any excuse to further stall Chapman and finally blurted.
    'What about dinner?' This had the desired effect because Chapman's purposeful march petered into a stop.
    'Well, what about it?' He mumbled, facing Rudyard once more.
    'W-would you like to have dinner tonight?'
    'I like to have dinner every night. Now, if that is all you wanted, I guess I might just-'
    'More specifically, would you like to have dinner with me?'
    'Oh, blimey. Well yes, bloody yes, of course!'

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    You are cordially invited to the Jolly Fun Alumni Dance of St. Clôture! 

     

     

    After receiving the invitation to a dance, Antigone might have mentioned to a classmate she was going with Eric Chapman in a panicked lie. He seemed to be surprisingly open to the idea.

    Set after Dead Man's Chest, not canon compliant

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      The Jolly Fun Alumni Dance by Eopia

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      You are cordially invited to the Jolly Fun Alumni Dance of St. Clôture!

       

       

       

      After receiving the invitation to a dance, Antigone might have mentioned to a classmate she was going with Eric Chapman in a panicked lie. He seemed to be surprisingly open to the idea.

      Set after Dead Man's Chest, not canon compliant

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  16. 19

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    There were a variety of reactions when Rudyard broke the news. Antigone was at a loss for words in her disbelief, communicating through incredulous syllables and exasperated looks. Georgie just gave a knowing smile, which Rudyard found confusing and vaguely unsettling. And Chapman... well, he was there, too. Which was completely irrelevant.

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  17. 32

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    When Georgie hears a rumour about one of Piffling's older residents potentially dying in the very near future, Rudyard is sent to stay at a hotel owned by said resident, so that if she does die he'll be able to get there first (and endear himself to her family in the process). Unfortunately, Chapman has had the same idea, and what follows results in something neither of them could have expected...

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  18. 4

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    The nature of undertakers is such that when they inevitably reach rock bottom they will begin to dig. So it's hardly surprising that desperate funeral director Rudyard Funn is relying on increasingly shoddy business practices when trying to beat his relentless rival, Eric Chapman.
    Still, he may have dug himself into a hole too deep even for an undertaker when accepting this commission from Calliope's mother. Namely, to put her daughter off of becoming an undertaker herself (while also burying her uncle). And while the one thing Rudyard excels in is failing, could it be that the one time it actually matters he might just... fail at being a failure?
    Let's find out!

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  19. 5

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    Antigone Funn hates Christmas - or maybe she just hates being alone. When she is forced to attend the annual Piffling Vale Carol Service for yet another year, she can't imagine things will get better. A chance encounter under the mistletoe could change everything.

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  20. 6

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    Believe it or not, the amazing Eric Chapman can actually be afraid of something.

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