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Georgie and Jennifer leave to travel the world. Antigone and Eric begin to grow closer. Rudyard is Rudyard (but perhaps even he learns some things along the way).
A look at moments in the six months after the podcast finale, as concocted by my brain.
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After being barred from writing her memoirs on the Funn's personal life, Madeleine falls into writer's block.
An exploration of the skills of the people she loves, hoping to spark some inspiration.
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a bright, summery day by gremdark for Nemainofthewater
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
05 Aug 2025
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Eric tags along to help Georgie with one of her Council duties. They run into Dr. Edgware, who is suffering from a most unfortunate medical issue.
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- Part 39 of Battleship 2025
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Do you want us to do like, gay funerals or something by bird_graph
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
12 Jul 2025
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It's pride month in Piffling Vale, and Rudyard has a new plan to get rid of Eric. Make him look homophobic. Meanwhile, Antigone discovers a new, exciting erotic genre.
A pride themed crack fic. Imagine I actually published this during pride month.
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The new town of Piffling Vale is home to two funeral homes. They used to be rivals. They aren’t anymore, or at least, they’ve settled into an almost friendly sort of competition. But this friendliness is all about to be put to the test…
There hasn’t been a death in Piffling Vale for weeks. Someone's going to have to do something drastic soon.
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Rudyard Funn breaks into Chapman's funeral home. Things don't go exactly as he expected, and he gets a lot more than a toaster out of the visit.
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the past is a ghost that never truly leaves us by birdcagereligion (ckasjfbfksbj)
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
29 May 2025
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“You miss it.” Rudyard says, more a statement than a question.
“Sometimes.” Chapman admits quietly, as if the admission frightens him. “It can be boring here. Black and white like old TV, the same thing occurring on every channel in slightly different ways. But there are some things that bring color into the world.”
Rudyard hums softly in acknowledgement, his fingers still idly tracing the scar on his chest. He tries to imagine how it happened, how Chapman letting his guard down would lead to such a wound, what made it, how long it took him to recover, if he still sees it in the mirror and is transported back to that day, the permanent reminder carved into his skin forbidding him from forgetting. “Boring, eh? Never thought I’d hear you admit that.”
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- Part 4 of there's danger lurking beneath
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in celebration of (actual) birthdays by heartofqueens
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
02 May 2025
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Reginald and Libitina Funn never expected twins, let alone a set born a week apart. Their solution to birthdays is to just celebrate a shared one on Rudyard’s and call it a day.
Antigone isn’t a fan at first. But, as with most things in the Funn family, gets used to it.
Or, how Antigone celebrates her (actual) birthday throughout the years.
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- Part 2 of young funns
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After a funeral goes wrong, the only person who comes to Rudyard's aid is his mortal enemy, Chapman.
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"So you really are like a Disney princess!" Georgie said, with an expression of awe mixed with amusement.
Rudyard's nose scrunched up. "I can assure you, Miss Crusoe, I am not. Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to speak with the Mayor about helping that family of ducklings cross the road more safely, and also help a deer find her mother. Come along, Madeleine."
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obviously it's a tragedy by birdcagereligion (ckasjfbfksbj)
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
18 Mar 2025
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The fear in Rudyard’s stomach fluttered as Chapman pressed ever closer against him, almost like a hive of angry bees had made their home inside of him. And beyond the fear there was something else among the fluttering, something he couldn’t quite name, something foreign to him.
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Rudyard is out of touch with his feelings
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- Part 1 of there's danger lurking beneath
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Below Deck (like it's homework, like a chore) by ouro_boros
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
08 Mar 2025
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Eric Chapman is throwing a party/funeral on his yacht. Unfortunately for them both, Rudyard is there, freshly rescued from almost drowning. Eric and Rudyard don't exactly get along, you see, which is why it piques the villagers' interest when they abandon the party together.
They don't know much about each other yet, but it all feels very important somehow.
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- Part 1 of author's favorites
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Here is a fact: Doctor Henry Edgware hates Rudyard Funn.
Which means he's the last person Henry wants to find breaking into his house in the middle of the night.
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Henry comes to the conclusion that the best way to keep his free time uninterrupted by freshly injured patients is to keep Rudyard Funn out of trouble. This is much harder than it looks.It doesn't help that everyone thinks they're dating.
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- Part 1 of I'd be home with you
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my love for you is rotting by birdcagereligion (ckasjfbfksbj)
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
25 Feb 2025
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Years and years ago, Antigone had told him of the myth of Clytie, a nymph who so loved the god Apollo that when he spurned her for another lover she starved herself for nine days before he took pity on her and turned her into a flower so that each day she could watch him rise. Antigone spoke of it as something romantic, that a god could love someone so much that he would save her from starvation and turn her into something that could not live without him. But Rudyard had thought it a horror story, a woman who became so obsessed with someone she couldn’t have that she would rather die than live in a world where he wasn’t hers, and in turn that man cursed her to forever face him and follow the object of her obsession across the sky.
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- Part 3 of there's danger lurking beneath
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the void behind my teeth by birdcagereligion (ckasjfbfksbj)
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
20 Feb 2025
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“I hate you too.” Chapman says but Rudyard knows he doesn’t mean it, the same way Rudyard doesn’t, not really. Once he did, a long time ago, but those days have passed and now most of the time he feels indifferent toward him, but there are times, like this, where he thinks he might be able to feel more. Rudyard knows that this is just a game to him, that all of this is just to get Rudyard into his bed and whatever he might be able to feel is one sided, but that doesn’t stop the feelings from rising in his chest anyway.
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- Part 2 of there's danger lurking beneath
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It was a Thursday. Rudyard sat with a mug of hot water, reading a book about the history of Piffling Vale and daydreaming of a time of single funeral homes and no tall, beloved funeral directors. He would, however, admit that his mind was not quite focused on the names of all the mayors of Piffling Vale since the records had been kept. Rather, his mind was on plotting the demise of his neighbour and business competition.
Unusually, Rudyard’s undivided attention on Eric Chapman was reciprocated; he was currently striding across the square, wondering for a moment if he was making a mistake...Eric rapes him, its very simple.
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my hands are shaking (from holding back from you) by dykehusband
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
18 Jan 2025
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Eric and Rudyard couldn't bear to be separated long enough for Eric to catch up on his work.
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In which Rudyard and Eric settle some things while waiting outside the vicarage.
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There were a variety of reactions when Rudyard broke the news. Antigone was at a loss for words in her disbelief, communicating through incredulous syllables and exasperated looks. Georgie just gave a knowing smile, which Rudyard found confusing and vaguely unsettling. And Chapman... well, he was there, too. Which was completely irrelevant.
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To Be Proper by Funandfanaticism
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast), Enchanted Forest Chronicles - Patricia Wrede
02 Sep 2024
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Prince Rudyard has been trapped in a tower with his sister since they were young. They used to be alone in the woods. They aren't anymore.
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- Part 2 of The Piffling Forest Chronicles