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    evbo's first public hanging

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    Long ago, two civilizations ruled over Earth: PVP, and PARKOUR.
    One day, war broke out between the two civilizations.
    After a relatively quick battle, the Parkours surrendered.
    The PvPs sealed the Parkours underground with a magic spell.
    Many years later…

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    A retelling of Hadestown by Anaïs Mitchell, but Parkour Civilization.

    Evbo is Orpheus
    Seawatt is Eurydice
    The Old Man (or Tom) is Hermes
    Clownpierce is Hades
    Branzycraft is Persephone
    The Fates are:
    Fighter Ally (called Snitch here) is Clothos
    Pro Neighbor is Lachesis
    EMF is Atropos

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    In the beginning, there was only God. Now, the VOID was formless and empty, and no one could live there. The spirit of God was hovering over the VOID, and He spoke.
    “There will be blocks,” and blocks were in His inventory, and He began to build. The structure was vast and sturdy, yet no grass could grow upon it. The VOID remained, dark in the sky and below.

    For as long as he knew of belief, Seawatt did not believe in God.

    Or, memories of Civilization, before everything.

    Update: This fic has fanart!
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    "Oh," Sunny said, intelligently. He did almost fail a jump and died in Parkour Prison, but let's not tell him that right now, "please Nate, I'd never do something so embarrassing."

    Nate squeezed him tighter, he wouldn't be surprised if he broke a bone. He lets go of him after a while, just far enough to shove Sunny in his side. “You’re such an idiot.”

    Sunny snorts, "yeah, yeah, I know you missed me. I missed you too."

    Crap.
    ---
    or; After evading death and escaping the parkour prison, sunglasses pro goes to find evbo's pro neighbor. One of them may or may not have confessed to the other

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    The sun looks like that center, yellow gold the same as the yolk inside.

    Evbo wonders if they'd taste the same too, if the savory feeling that bursts on his tongue would repeat should he ever reach that light.

    He considers this for another moment, thinking it over.

    At the very least, it'd be a way to make use of his wings, dead weights the best they could be as of currently.

    And if Evbo hopes, prays that those wings will burn up in the process, that his feathers bright green and dark black would smolder and become irreparable under the rays, then that's fine.

    Evbo's not hurting anyone, by wishing that.

    or: give that boy a moon cake.

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    Evbo shook his head violently. This was the best he could do. For everyone. He wouldn’t lose his partners, Seawatt and EMF would be none the wiser, this child wouldn’t have to know anything about him.
    Flawless.
    Terribly flawed.
    It didn’t matter.
    Evbo hated hiding anything from his partners, but he knew, with a bone-deep certainty, that he would lose them if they found out.
    Maybe one day he would tell them. But for now, this was his little secret to keep. And nobody would ever have to know.

     

    All is not well with the Parkour God.

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    EVBO: well, i hate to disappoint them, but i don't plan on bringing seawatt, or the evil parkour fighters back to parkour civilization.

    In which Evbo brings them home.

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    [6:00 AM, 4/20/25]

    It's daylight when EMF decides to wander the Pro layer. Evbo has shooed them away from the command blocks, claiming that he needs to do something, whatever that means, so now they're free to do whatever their mind takes a fancy to.

    The sun blazes above, the heat not unbearable yet. It's a nice day, all things considered.

    Or: EMF and Evbo's Pro Neighbor have an opportunity to talk for once! But this seems to be more of a reunion and one that neither of them want, so... this won't end horribly at all though!

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    “Wow. You were rehearsing that, weren’t you?”
    “The entire month, yes. Listen, Jas. We haven’t introduced her to the world yet so of course I’m trying to come up with every answer before the question is asked. There’s gonna be… a lot, once we announce her arrival.”
    Jasper gave Evbo a nervous look. “You’re… revealing her when she’s still this young?”
    “I mean, soon, yeah. People are gonna want to know why-“
    “I don’t think you should do that,” Jasper cut off. “Listen, Ev, I know you think that she’s going to be safe, but have you considered-“
    “I’m not putting my daughter in danger!” Evbo snapped immediately. He felt his shoulders stiffen in anger at the mere thought of him doing anything that would be anything but safe for Nebby. Her parents were the most powerful people in the Parkour Goddamn world-
    “She’s *vulnerable*.”
    ...
    “…Evbo… you know I’m right.”

     

    Evbo introduces his daughter to his old Pro neighbor. It does not go exactly how he planned.

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    The twisting, gnawing, chewing of his hunger is all Evbo can think of at that moment. He has been wanting, starving, depriving himself for so long, and it is the only thing he can make out in his mind that is even slightly intelligible. He has been waiting so much that it hurts his stomach to even think of it.

    And with that departing thought, he allows himself the luxury of scratching and tearing into the corpse, still warm and beating under his dirty hands and teeth.

    A thanks to Seawatt, his friend, is all he can give within that moment, for allowing him this taste.

    Or: Evbo navigates the Noob level before he is tempted by ambition. Seawatt is not there. Not yet.

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    "So? What do you say; you do just one favor for me, and I'll make sure you get that ticket?"

    Give him a moment to think, he wants to snap back. Instead, Evbo holds his tongue whilst he mulls the offer over one last time. What else has he left to lose?

    Time? He has plenty of that, probably too much of it, in fact.

    Dignity? He almost huffs a laugh at the thought. He's lost that ever since he'd torn into himself in that futile attempt to cure his longing.

    "Sure." he replies.

    Or: Evbo needs to rank up. He'll deal with the matter of his pride later.

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    Evbo knew things were different on the other layers of Parkour Civilization, naturally as he ranks up he'll do things their way for a while but that doesn't change that he was first and foremost a Noob, and to be a Noob is to know their tales.

     

    A small collection featuring Evbo and the stories that he's grown up with

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    Here in the zombie apocalypse, no one bothered to get sober. “No one” being the last two humans alive- Evbo and his neighbor. There was no point taking the risk of withdrawing while dealing with zombies when growing netherwart was so easy.

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    He was startled out of his thoughts by another person. He had to stop his hands from grabbing a block, his muscles twitching.

    “Uh- hi? Sorry, but you were a parkour fighter, right?” the person asked nervously, fidgeting with a red ribbon tied around his neck. He was dressed in a uniform and a pair of iron boots. His gray-brown eyes flicked from Ally to the ground every now and then.

    “Ah…yes. I was. What about it?” Ally said, voice coming off more aggressive than he had meant it.

    The person took a deep breath, “could…could you teach me? How to fight, that is. I never had anyone to…no one ever taught me.”

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    or Ally isn't used to comfort, and Neighbor wants to learn to protect himself, neither of them think they're going to fall for the other. little do they know they're both Very Wrong.

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    There were never really any rules about what you had to be doing in the parkour training area as long as you were in and out of there on time. This hasn't changed and neither has Cole's routine of getting there specifically to take naps in the grass.

    He's not getting his nap this time, however, he's got some catching up to do with an old friend.

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    Book 1/3

    "“I’d never seen anything like it before. It was this-” Evbo paused, taking a deep, quick inhale. “This giant castle thing. I looked inside, and I saw people but…”

    He trailed off, trying to find the words. “But when they saw me approaching, they had this strange bloodlust in their eyes. They chased me, I barely made it out!” He finally finished."

    Update schedule: Every Other Monday

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    (SYFJJYFTSJYDAJFCY PARKOUR CIVILIZATION RAHWHWHWHWHH?1!1?!? ANWAYS HIIIII WELCOME TO MY ONESHOT BOOK)

    As you jumped on each block, making sure not to miss or else you'd fall into the void and respawn, you stumble across a... book? You're not exactly sure what that's doing here in the middle of no where, however, you decide to pick it up. Would you like to read the contents inside?

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    Its been 1 years since Emf became the champion of parkour civilization

    And as Evbo is away, Emf have to deal with his feelings and the sickness that come with it

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    The Void loves the Plays who hop above it. She loves them so much.
    But sometimes that love Hurts.

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