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    Knockout was not having any of it. First, he loses his essential role of being the Decepticon medic and scientist, just for Shockwave to prance in and rob him of his well-esteemed position, and now he has to be a busboy for not just Shockwave but also the Autobot’s old and cranky doctor?! It was just preposterous. ¨
    Knockout would have sworn not too long ago, he believed in the Decepticon cause to the T, but now? No, he drew the line at a blatant mockery and disrespect for his work. He couldn’t change the teams…now, could he?

    In this fic, Knockout gets sick of the treatment Decepticons hurl his way, especially after Shockwave’s arrival. After some appreciation from Ratchet, a bud of friendship and hope emerges, and Knockout jumps after it, towards the unknown.

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    16/?
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    149
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    17
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    The tacnet says it’s a deviation.

    Prowl says it’s statistically improbable.

    Ratchet says it’s carrying.

    Jazz just says they’re theirs.

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    “Wheeljack! Did Cybertron have Tv!” Miko determinedly asked him, slamming her hand in the railing next to him.

    “What? Of course we did…” Wheeljack slowed down his speech, realising Miko’s intention. This surely wasn’t the worst idea, considering the others weren’t in base, Not even Ratchet!

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    The kids are bored at base, and Wheeljack is grounded. Wheeljack takes the time to show them Cybertronian Tv and ends up Dragging in the others.

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    3/?
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    35
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    8
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    Kusuo Saiki gets transported into a different world that's not quite his own thanks to a headache and he just wants to go back home to his own world.

    He, of course, gets the opposite of what he wants.

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    6/?
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    40
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    2,513
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    An AU in which the Autobots rescue Orion Pax, discover he was not as shy as they thought he was and many secrets are dug back up. Mostly fluff, though there's some innuendo puns (and maybe smut), a little angst and some descriptions of blood / gore and Cybertronian inner workings.

    Enjoy!

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    3/?
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    What if Miko decides to act on her reckless thoughts again, but instead of being lectured, she gets ground out of base and isn't able to come back until she learned her lesson.

    Feeling really guilty, she stops trying to get into trouble and tries her best to getting out of danger... what happens if danger comes into her way though?

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    1/?
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    9
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    1
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    Who else is best to criticize Ratchet other than himself? After the “synth-en incident” Ratchet has noticed everyone’s more…cautious around him. It’s driving him CRAZY. Oh boy I sure do hope nothing bad happens to him…..heh 😈

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    2/?
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    8
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    Ratchet has many dead things buried. It came with the territory of being a war medic. You put things in its grave when it proves to be to much to think about or you have no reason to hold on anymore. Ratchet let go a lot of things, buried so much in his wreck of a life. But things seem to never stay buried and Earth has a funny thing of reviving things but Ratchet was just sure that's because its Unicron itself. But someone from his time in Rodion appears at the most inopportune time. Ratchet thought he had gotten over the deep emotions, the pain of his sudden departure, and hidden it all behind what that mech turned himself into during the war. It was easy to paint over the original portrait and create a mask to look at instead of what lied underneath.

    Deadlock thought the same but life just decided to throw them together in this ship wreck and call it good.

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    7/?
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    31
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    160
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    23
    Hits:
    2,186
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    During the epic battle at the friendship games, the CHS girls’ world and Equestria weren’t the only realms threatening to merge…

    Meanwhile in Jasper, Nevada… Ratchet picks up intense energy levels right outside the base. He discovers that the abnormal signals are in fact inter dimensional rifts. Not only does team prime have to stop a war but solve astronomical issues as well? These guys can't catch a break, can they?

    Months have passed since the friendship games and the rifts have been “supposedly sealed". Twilight has been struggling with overcoming her own internal turmoil, harnessing her powers, trying to restrain recurring nightmares, breaking up with timber, and to top it all off... entrance exams. This girl can’t catch a break, can she? The girls notice twilight’s distress and try to cheer her up by throwing a sleepover, which ultimately fails! They wake up and find themselves in an unfamiliar, empty desert.

    Will they be able to adapt to their new surroundings, new allies, and save the multiverse? Or will they be stuck between two alien-robot factions fighting, for the rest of their high school days?...

    Will twilight be able to do the entrance exam!?

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    Inspired by the kids going out to see a superhero movie, Smokescreen and Bumblebee have a harmless conversation about what outlier abilities they would like to have. Let's just hope Smokescreen's idea to emulate one of these abilities will be just as harmless...

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    Nobody expects spontaneous emergence in an office.

    Last of all Prowl.

    Turns out, he's been carrying more than just the stresses of command.

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    92
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    She had tried everything, from bringing the medic extra energon from her rations, to giving him the little invasive earth animals she killed around the base. But even then, ratchet wouldn't acknowledge her, she couldn't figure out why.
    on the other servo ratchet hated the predacon, even going so far as to avoid or ignore her. she still stuck around, ratchet couldn't figure out why; though one thing was certain, she couldn't take a hint.

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    2/5
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    14
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    2
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    147
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    A continuation of my One Shot "Coordinates" where Starscream, miraculously, survives and ends up stuck in the Autobot Med-Bay recovering. During this time he has to grapple with the trauma he faced, losing relationships, and his place in the war.

    10/14/25: Next chapter is about halfway done. Expect an update in about a week to week and a half. I again sincerely apologize for how long this has taken.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    51
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    265
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    4,658
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    The night had settled into the missile silo, most of team prime recharging in their own ‘quarters’. Most being the definitive word.

    “And then, we ran him over with the metro! Ohh, you should've seen his face!” Miko sat, knees pulled against her chest, back against Bulkhead's limb metalic arm as she told of her and Jack's adventures in the New York underground, with way too much enthusiasm.

    Out of all the things she could have told, Ratchet didn't understand why the girl had picked that specific event with its gore, but it was good enough for the medic. If this was the thing that made her stop bothering him with the endless questions about Bulkhead's condition, it was enough for him.

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    29
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    2
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    The best medics made excellent use of a personal private log: a document as confidential as any patient file, but seen by no other practitioner. This is where a doctor's compromising emotions and conflicts of interest go to be buried, addressed some other time, under better structure.

    Ratchet was far too old to be indulging in such feelings, otherwise.

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    16
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    1,785
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    Three Sentence Ficathon prompt - Any, any, whiny and tired

    Ratchet has had a crushingly long shift, he's too tired to even walk straight, and his berth is so far away. Fortunately he's not having to get there on his own.

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    509
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    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    819
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    When an accident happens in Swerve's bar, everybody works together to try and repair the damage.

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    Swerve breaks Whirl's "favorite glass" and they all try to repair it together.

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    Comments:
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    Ratchet decides the Autobot base needs a deep cleaning. No one can escape.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    Knockout brings an... interesting kind of lunch to work.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    50
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    2
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    345
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    “We love our pretend Mommy and Daddy. Isn’t that right boys?”

     

    Or: *In Fossie Bear's Voice*

    But Kermit, whats more illegal? Slightly misleading a government official that three kids are aliens, or telling the truth!

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1,036

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