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See Me Bare My Teeth For You by Finnterestingly_Final
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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Zed's life is relatively normal, all things considered. He runs a coffee shop with his best friends, Impulse and Skizz, and spends his nights testing out crazy ideas and experiments.
Everything's normal- right up until Tango walks in.
Zed's a little smitten with the new regular at the shop, but things seem to be getting weirder the longer he hangs around. As tensions continue to build and strange things continue to happen, Zed's going to learn quite a lot about his friends- and himself.
Assuming he survives it, of course.
Title from "Who Are You, Really?" by Mikky Ekko
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Wash the poison from off my skin by Unhonest-Iago (Trashland_Llamas)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Aug 2025
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Tangotek accidentally burns Mumbo
Martyn oversees the incident, and takes them to the hospital where Mumbo is examined by Dr. ZedaphSeries
- Part 22 of Event Creations
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The description of the AU RiftyDoodles and I are collaborating on.
ZITS x K-pop Demon Hunters
Impy is a demon and the rest are humans, only they don’t know Impy is a demon
What would they think?? -
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The fated reunion!
Bdubs is with Scar
Tango is with Zedaph
And Impulse is with Skizz
All three borrowers are brothers and have long belived they lost eachother long ago.
And yet
Here they are.Or
G/T July - Game/ Reunion
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- Part 9 of What are the chances of that AU
- Part 20 of G/T July 2025
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Anxieties, Excitement and Awkwardness all wrapped together at once by Eltrist
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Jul 2025
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The events leading up to poker night.
Skizz and Impulse are preparing to host
Scar and Bdubs are ready to escape their house
And
Zed and Tango are messing around.
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Borrower’s reunion part 1
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G/T July - Picture/ Big Picture
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- Part 18 of G/T July 2025
- Part 8 of What are the chances of that AU
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Tango escaped from the humans, but he left his family behind to do it-
Now all he can do is live in with the guilt and make sure he NEVER can forgot what a coward he is.<>
Zedaph found a sick borrower in an alley way and isn’t about to let him die when he can do something about it!
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G/T July - Choose your own / Hurt to Healing
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- Part 7 of What are the chances of that AU
- Part 15 of G/T July 2025
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Only the Dead Tell the Truth by NekoDere07
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Jul 2025
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What’s the worst thing when a modern person transmigrates into the body of the son of a duke in a fantasy novel?
The lack of a toilet? The discomfort of riding a coach for weeks and getting a sore butt? The difficulty of attaining proper hygiene? No internet? No electricity?
Well, it’s all of the above, actually.
The worst part is, Impulse has to inhabit the body of Marquess Camil of Rhund aka the infamous "scum incarnate"—a minor villain in a webnovel called “Legendary-ish”, who barely survived two chapters after dying of alcohol poisoning. If he wants to enjoy this second chance, he has to protect his rich life and not attract any attention and suspicions from the novel’s protagonist Skye Zimmerman—or “Skizz” according to the fandom.
What was that?
He has to prevent Prince Lucian of Gales’s assassination and the potential destruction of the Gales Kingdom after the Wutor Empire’s declaration of war?
There goes not attracting attention to himself, he supposes.
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Sunlit Shadows by Penci_Tenora
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jul 2025
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TTSBC Zedango move-in fic!!!
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“I’m scared of what’s behind and what’s before” by Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 May 2025
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So much was hard to say, but apparently, Impulse had already said a lot of it. And where was the best place to start? The beginning sounded about right.
Yeah. Close enough.
{In which Impulse is suspicious, Zed is still feeling awkward, Skizz is stuck here, and Tango is just happy he's alive.}
(Hermit-a-Day May Day 1: ImpulseSV)
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- Part 56 of Traveling Thieves {Dark Fantasy AU}
- Part 1 of Amethyst's Hermit-A-Day May 2025
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Snickerdoodles, Slings, and Other Things by Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Apr 2025
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Grian had known that he'd probably have to face some consequences. Now, he refused to take responsibility for...y'know, getting shot, but like, it wasn't as if the situation had been entirely out of control. He'd gotten comfortable. Felt that maybe the over-city was accepting him, truly accepting him.
And if they accepted him, why not everyone else? Which is why, even if he'd missed death by a feather, he wasn't going to quit. Doc and Etho weren't huge fans of that, but he was a grown man who could make his own decisions. If they had some limitations, some expectations, sure, fine, whatever.
What they come up with, though? He had absolutely not seen that coming.
{In which Grian recovers and complains about it the ENTIRE time, Doc and Etho put on the parenting hats even if their kid is a grown ass man, Jimmy and Tango have youngest child syndrome, Pearl finds this all weirdly hilarious, and Scott and Zed are just...also here.}
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“I am a question to the world, not an answer to be heard, or a moment that’s held in your arms.” by Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Mar 2025
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Silversvale.
The name of the town conjured several illusions. A haven, a criminal cesspool, a waypoint, a backwater...but Impulse had been there, once or twice, and he thought the best word to describe it was pragmatic. It did away with a lot of what the rest of the continent saw as so commonplace. Not so much as to claim some brandishing flag of equality but...around here, was even was that? It's not like he cared. He was searching for those stone brick walls on the horizon for one reason, and one reason only..
Tango. His pyre brother. The one he was supposed to have protected all those years ago. Ten long years ago.
For Tango, well...he's just here with Zed because Zed said so, and wherever the master-smith went, so did he. It had been a peaceful existence, by comparison to his previous decade here on the old continent, where ever grain of sand held it's own kind of cruelty. Zed was seeking work. Skizz was seeking opportunity.
If any of the above was actually in Silversvale...well that remained to be seen.{In which Impulse takes a swing, Skizz takes a shot, Zed takes a hit, and Tango takes things exactly as they've always been.}
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- Part 55 of Traveling Thieves {Dark Fantasy AU}
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It’s not enough to give people what they need to survive, you have to give them what they need to live by I_Like_Sealz
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Mar 2025
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Skizz can’t hear the children laughing outside, but he knows they’re having fun. They’re having fun without him. Just like how everyone has fun without him, because Skizz has never had fun with anyone in his 11 years of living.
[One two skip a few]
“So, we were made aware that Selkie forgot to tell you this, but we need you to save the world.” Archer admitted, “That’s why you’re going to this camp.” What.
OR, Skizz just wants to live for once in his goddamned life.
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- Part 1 of Camp Life
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The grieving man walks to about the middle of the bridge.
He climbs onto the wall, planting both feet on it, standing he can see the blue water below, a fall that would kill him, he hopes.
Impulse was always scared of heights, always wanting to be the one walking on the street side as the walked side by side.
A smile crosses his lips before being replaced by a sick smile.
He clutches his side, heaving a wet sob.
He feels so lost, Impulse, his best friend, can't be gone.
He is about to lean forward when a voice call out, panicked, and fearful, "Stop, please don't jump."
Skizz turns to look at who yelled and he sees a man about his age running over.
He has brown hair with a bright green streak in his bangs that bounces as he runs from a pickup truck parked on the other end of the bridge.
"Please don't." the man says, "How about you climb down, and we can talk."
or, Impulse dies in a car crash and Skizz wants to kill himself, but someone (Joel) tries to talk him out of it.
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- Part 7 of suicidal hermits
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I Wish I Could Just Kiss You by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Feb 2025
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Impulse really wishes he was brave enough to admit to his best friend he like him.
He really wishes he could kiss him and be his.
"What kind of thoughts you thinking DippleDop?" Skizz asks.
"What are you talking about?" Impulse asks, "I'm watching the movie."
"Your making your thinking face." Skizz says, "You thinking about a girl?" he asks, smirking.
Impulse bites his lip. He should not lie to Skizz, "A guy."
"Oh!" Skizz says, "And would I know him?"
"Y-yes." Impulse says, face pink.
or, Impulse does what he never though he would do, tell his best friend who he likes (him)
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- Part 3 of Imp & Skizz/ Skizzpulse fics
- Part 10 of Captain Blue's February Kiss Prompts 2025
- Part 10 of kissing prompt fics 2025
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The Hot Cave was empty again tonight. Cub wasn’t surprised. It was like two in the morning, so obviously Zed wasn’t here…the warden mutant had a sneaking suspicion he might be below bedrock. Scar was off duty for a few hours to get some rest, and Cub knew he’d had Grian over for dinner, and he wouldn’t be surprised if the two of them became so absorbed in each others company that they just stayed up carrying along all night.
He removed his noise-cancelling headset as he settled into his office chair. The door was shut and locked behind him, even if it didn’t really matter.
No one was here. Cub was alone.
But he was more than used to that.
{In which Cub thinks about secrets of all different kinds}
(Whumptober 2024: Day 28 - Alternative - Forgotten)
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- Part 28 of Amethyst's Whumptober 2024
- Part 76 of Through the Sky-Blue Cracks {Hot Guy/Cute Guy Superhero/Hybrid AU}
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So what if Zed set his alarm three hours early just because he knows Tango will be up? And maybe he finds that time moves like a blur when his focus is on the blaze-born, on the gorgeous light he represents? Who really cared as long as he was happy? Because stars was Zed happy, he was happier than he'd been since those early days at the Biotech Institute, and of course he wishes they were even closer...sometimes he might even dream about going under and never coming up again.
Anything Tango would give him. Tango made him feel, for whatever time they spent together, like he wasn’t fracturing apart.
And it was better than the sun.
{In which Zed closes the curtains, Tango is none the wiser, and they haven't seen the shadows cast from their sun.}
(Whumptober 2024: Day 22 - “I never knew daylight could be so violent”)
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- Part 24 of Amethyst's Whumptober 2024
- Part 74 of Through the Sky-Blue Cracks {Hot Guy/Cute Guy Superhero/Hybrid AU}
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Violence.
You know, people typically underlined it by bloodied hands and broken bones, but did that even hurt half as bad?
Well, to be fair, Zed had never broken a bone before.
But standing inside the darkened hallway of his small apartment, staring down at the sheaf of papers, yet another overlong, overly polite, overly unfair series of rejections from all the various research companies he’d applied to…he thought maybe he’d rather have a broken bone right now.
{In which Zed has to figure out what to do when his entire life's work has been put through a paper shredder.}
(Whumptober 2024: Day 14 - Blackmail)
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- Part 14 of Amethyst's Whumptober 2024
- Part 65 of Through the Sky-Blue Cracks {Hot Guy/Cute Guy Superhero/Hybrid AU}
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It was sudden, the blink of an eye. Everyone had vanished - without a trace or a clue. Cities and neighbourhoods sitting silent, frozen in time.
Everyone, simply, was gone.
Except for Impulse, who steps out of his front door one morning, and finds himself alone.
Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Humbled by a New World
- Part 1 of Solus
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Tango was fumbling with one of the little fidget devices he’d built over the years, made from scraps or odds and ends from the labs, they could spin, blink, roll around, or do countless other little things. When he wasn’t in the mood to work on any handicrafts like glassmaking, he would disassemble and reassemble all these little things instead. Today, unlike usual, he had company. Company in the form of his boyfriend...and wasn't that such a strange thing to think? Then again, stranger had happened. From the spark in Zed's eye when the redstone lit up, to the sight of the glass beads adorning sun kissed skin, all Tango could hope for was to always manage to keep Zed's eye. Considering the gaze of pure adoration he was under, to the point he was flaring again, well...that might not be such a challenge at all.
{In which redstone gadgets are cool, Tango fights his emotions and loses, and flares aren't about to stop Zed anytime soon.}
(Hermit-a-Day May 23 - TangoTek)
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Why bother to even make it? Because of that itch of anxiety and the way it broke him a little further every time Zed came to see him, of course. And what did it even matter? He didn't understand, he was mimicking what was in a notebook Doc had put together for him, blaze-born courtship ritual had to do with these sorts of things. With the beads. He'd tried again and again to get it just right, imagined the amber-flecked glass landing on sunkissed skin, and thought maybe he'd finally just ask Zed to stop. Please stop. He'd never want this, never in the way Tango did, because Tango had been in love for awhile now, even if he hadn't noticed. Where was this going? Tango didn't know. The under-city had claws. It wasn't a place for such a bright, excessive, gorgeous person who clearly came from long days in the sun. Yet he'd make the trip beneath bedrock to see him, and Tango wouldn't dare to take it for anything more than just the man's obsessive curiosity.
But those beads were around Zed's neck now...and they looked beautiful.
So he would keep his mouth shut.{In which Zed runs into trouble, Tango sees the stars, Cub has a gun, and it's finally time to scrape some courage together.}
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