19 Works in Insecure Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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One might think that spending the better part of his life in foster care would teach Techno to be able to get used to change easier. But since Tommy's appearance in his life, which has been a big change in and of itself, things just kept moving in unexpected directions.
Most, of course, somehow involving or being related to one Theseus Blade.
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Or: a process of Techno learning not only how to be a good parent to Tommy, but also how to be loved, while both of them earn a new family and a group of reliable friends
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- Part 2 of Taking it step by step
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Just this once I’ll set worry aside (If for a moment, it’ll mean that everything’s fine) by Elidocor
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jun 2025
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"Ba!" Tommy exclaims, getting his arms free from the blanket and swinging them in front of himself.
"Yeah?" Techno hums, straightening and looking fondly at his son, who only smiles at the older and starts babbling more, making grabby hands at Techno. He lets his son hold onto his pointer for a few moments before he turns to get his apartment keys and opens the door. He steps over the threshold and closes the door behind himself.
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Or: new dad Techno starts worrying that he's not doing a good job raising Tommy, which, along with the sleep deprivation of caring for an infant, prompts him to call his old high school teacher Phil for help. This reunion will cause many changes in Techno's life going forward
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- Part 1 of Taking it step by step
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Technoblade is a doctor, a neurosurgeon to be exact and he works long hours. His friends think he has no life so they drag him to a club in hopes he will get laid, but what he finds instead are 3 men already in a relationship with each other wanting to add him to it. But there's a draw back, they thought he was a girl at first.
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- Part 19 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
- Part 28 of Vagabond’s Smut Library
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Techno gets suspended from school and blames himself for how it affects Phil’s work. He convinces himself that Phil’s life would be better without him and tries to run away.
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one day, you'll be lucky too by alightfae
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Oct 2023
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Technoblade hasn't had very much luck in his life. Kind of ironic. But hey, maybe this time it will be different! After all, Phil and Tommy seem quite nice. He's had way worse experiences with former foster families before. And he's even found a few friends! (Read: One friend found him.)
The car ride is not particularly exciting but it certainly doesn't lessen his fear of going to the mall. Entering the parking lot (the one a block away, not the one right beside the mall) seems like the worst idea that anyone could ever have. Techno doesn't get out of the car or even moves to open the door for a few moments. Phil turns to look at him.
"Is everything alright, mate? We can always just leave again, just tell me if you want to."
Techno's heart aches. (As do his feet. As does his back.) He has always wished for somebody to take his needs into account. But now that he has someone who does, he can't act upon it - if he has the chance to get new clothes, presumably even quite many considering Phil's need to care for everyone he can, he has to take it.
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Sbi-whumptober Day 1; Headaches // seizures // "It's all in your head" by TheBladeOfDreams
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Oct 2023
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“Thanks” Techno mumbled as he opened the container to start munching on the carrots.
“Techno” Phil said to get his attention once again. When Techno lifted his head from looking down at his food with a carrot halfway in his mouth, Phil was holding one of his hands out as if wanted to reach out but was stopping himself from doing so. And when he looked into Phil’s eyes he didn’t like what was in them. He thinks it was concern, concern for Techno? No that couldn't be right, there was no reason for him to be concerned for Techno. He hasn’t told Phil anything about what was going on at home or at school. Why was he concerned? Did Techno let something slip when he was here yesterday without him realizing? What did-
“Techno” Phil said again “Techno, what happened to your eyebrow?”
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As a child, Wilbur Soot never expected to have a family. He certainly never anticipated building a hodgepodge family out of guards and servants and royalty.
But he had. Somehow, in the least likely place, he'd found a family. He'd built a home.And now he was leaving it behind.
Surely nothing can go wrong while he's gone...
________________________Or: "In Which Wilbur Underestimates Just How Far Quackity Is Willing To Go To Ruin His Life"
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- Part 12 of The Palace Staff
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Technoblade needs assurance that he isn't a danger and Phil obliges
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Techno listened as Phil’s footsteps went back down the stairs. They wanted him to come down for ‘family game night’? But there was a problem with that, wasn’t there? Techno didn’t fit that. He wasn’t part of their family. He was just staying here until they got tired of him and sent him off to the next place.
Written for SBI Summer Bingo 2023 prompt Family game night
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- Part 9 of SBI Summer Bingo 2023
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I Met a traveler from an antique land by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jun 2023
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Book 3
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19 year old Techno was bought from a slave ring/fighting pit to be brought to Hypixel and server as the rulers General, personal guard, and Slave.Not knowing anything else in life but the roles he was made to play he tries not to defy the ruler, until he has to take matters into his own hands on the battlefield.
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- Part 1 of Tell that it’s sculptor well those passions read
- Part 2 of Vagabond’s Smut Library
- Part 16 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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Phil has to move to a new town because of his job. Kristin has to stay behind to finish things up with her job. They decide to send the kids with Phil so that they can start the new semester at their new school.
Wilbur is 16 and in high school and is thriving in this new town. There’s a ton of history about the town, he joins a band, he’s popular and has a crush on this girl who thinks he’s funny and happier than he’s ever been in his life.
Tommy is 10 and in elementary school. He makes two best friends instantaneously and is a little menace with them. His teachers love him and he goes exploring all the time.
Techno is 13 and in middle school and is struggling. He’s picked on a lot and his best friend from back home, Skeppy, rarely talks to him and his teachers are really strict and accuse him of cheating because he struggles to complete his homework but aces the tests. He doesn't want to bring this up though, because everyone else in his family is doing great and he doesn't want to ruin it with his problems.
With his mom across the country, his dad up to his neck in work, and his brothers distracted by their own lives, will anyone notice Techno is drowning before it’s too late?
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- Part 21 of In the update bucket - not abandoned
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Techno is super excited to spend the day playing with his older brothers, but his efforts to make the day perfect backfire, ruining his plans.
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They're all afraid of me (and if they aren't they'll learn to be) by BananaChild
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Dec 2022
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"It wasn’t any of his business. He didn’t know Wilbur. He didn’t know anything about him - his family, his friends, his hobbies, anything.
And yet, watching Wilbur curl into a ball beneath the blows…
Techno itched to intervene.
He couldn’t - he couldn’t. Not if he wanted to have even a vague chance of passing his exams, building himself a future beyond underground fighting rings or none at all. Not if he wanted to keep the warm room and his soft bed and three meals a day. Not if he wanted Phil to keep smiling at him.
He kept walking."
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Or, Techno is a foster kid that needs to stay out of trouble if he wants Phil to keep him around.
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It's written on his arm. by kitcatnah
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Sep 2022
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‘King Techno needs-’
‘Techno.’ Wilbur halted in surprise, glancing at King Techno with confusion. ‘Not King Techno.’
‘Sorry, sir-’
‘No. Just Techno.’
‘Oh.’ Wilbur blinked owlishly, completely aware of the significance behind such a request. ‘Are you sure?’
‘Yes. Phil too.’ Honestly was all that swam in his eyes, and Wilbur couldn’t help but adhere to the request.
‘Uhm, okay. Ki- Techno,’ the way both Phil and Techno nodded reassuringly did nothing to sooth the butterflies in his stomach.===
Or, that one fic where Techno and Wilbur are soulmates, and have each other’s deepest insecurities written on their arms. Oh, and Techno and Phil are Kings of the empire, and Wilbur adopted Tommy as his little brother.Or, or, an SBI found family arc, featuring soulmates, royalty, and insecurities.
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Updates every 2-4 days. Posting on Wattpad under the same username.
Trigger warnings are in chapter summaries.
Prequel: What walking at night brings (Wilbur & Tommy's background) is also available to read :)
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- Part 6 of SBI centric AUs
- Part 2 of Royalty / Soulmate AU
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Bad news for Techno, there are consequences for your actions, even when your actions are driven by repressed instincts. Our hero wakes up in the aftermath and proceeds with, not caution but uh..... paranoia.
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“Techno! Technoblade wait! Just wait a minute kid! Come back!” he shouted before he reached him and grabbed his hand to stop him. “Listen Tech, it’s fine you don’t-”
The piglin whirled around and pushed Tubbo away sharply, “Techno, Tech, kid, it’s fine!” he mocked. “No its obviously not fucking fine, Underscore! Since when are we fucking buddies hmm? Last time I checked I shot you in the face! And I’m pretty confident shooting someone doesn’t usually imply that we’re in the nicknames stage!”
Tubbo winced at the shouting but raised his hands in a gesture of good will. “You’re right, you’re right, Technoblade. You shot me with a crossbow, and Tommy was pissed about it, yeah? But we settled it, remember?”
Techno stared on in bafflement, “Settled it- I, what the fuck Underscore?”Series
- Part 2 of Childhood Catchup
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A snippet of the problems and circumstances of the DSMP reimagined with Technoblade as a child.
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“You’re right, Chat! He knows, there's no way he doesn’t. My voice was all wrong, and I kept speaking piglin instead of overworld! He walked in while I wasn’t wearing my mask!” The piglin hybrid paced anxiously as he ranted.
“He didn’t say anything about that, but I just, why can’t I keep my mouth shut!”
The voices quieted themselves in an attempt to soothe the panicking boy.
< You just wanted to be known
S’not so bad little pig
He didn’t see your face
He can’t mind himself, if he had figured you out he would’ve gloated
He would’ve told >Series
- Part 1 of Childhood Catchup
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As he stands in the foyer of his apartment, with a three year old child resting in his arms, staring at the ground, he wonders what the hell did he just do?
A part of Techno, when he impulsively started the adoption process late one night, didn’t even think he was going to pass. There was a lot he would need to do, a lot of qualifications people would need to check, and surely something in there wouldn’t be good, right? Surely whatever inside him persuaded him to complete the online application and send it in would be squashed when he didn’t pass, right?
Wrong. Well- at least the second part is wrong, because he passed. With flying colors. Apparently his apartment just needed to be child-proofed, with outlet covers and whatnot; and despite being a Minecraft Youtuber, his financial situation is steady; and he’s never even gotten a speeding ticket, so his legal records are all spotless.
And now he has a kid.
… Someone at the California Adoption Agency is going to get fired for this.
Or: Techno adopts an orphan because of a joke tweet, and it ends up being the best decision of his life
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- Part 90 of Dreamnoblade One Shots
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To The Ends of The Earth, Would You Follow Me? by Forge_Makes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 May 2022
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Technoblade, seventeen and a foot soldier, finds his way into his general's life--entirely by accident, but he's not complaining.
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"Why Can't I Be Like You?" by BigChad69
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 May 2021
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When Phil took in Technoblade, he knew the path ahead would be littered with confusion, compromise, and cultural differences.
But Christ, this was not in the parenting books.
(Techno is insecure, and is willing to do a lot to get rid of those insecurities)