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requiring creative solutions by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
14 Jun 2022
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Edward Elric regularly lost his artificial limbs, in fights more often than not. This often necessitated creative solutions to problems, a ‘think outside the box’ mentality as it were. Or, perhaps more correctly, a ‘transmute this box into a cannon to explode my opponents’ mentality.
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Or, some soldiers decide to prank Ed by stealing his spare automail. He does not have spare automail. He shows them exactly why he is to be feared regardless of the number of limbs on his person.
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- Part 1 of Adventures in Amestris
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A Good Soldier Always Follows Orders by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Oct 2021
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A good soldier always follows orders.
A good soldier never questions who they are asked to kill or why.
A good soldier fires his weapon without hesitation. No matter what.
Ed knows this. Ed understands this. And now he's staring down his commanding officer, trying to figure out a way not to get burned.
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flames of sorrow by starryeyedchar for mollE
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Jan 2019
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Scar's face hardened. “State alchemists are far from innocent. They are a plague on this Earth, and I will wipe them out.”
Roy clicked the safety off. Scar didn't even flinch. “Big words from someone who's been using alchemic destruction to kill them.”
“It's not the same. What I'm doing is justice.”
“What you're doing is murder,” Roy snapped. “And the only reason that I haven't already pulled this trigger is because I don't kill lightly. Unlike you.”
Scar stopped. When he spoke again, his voice sent chills down Roy's spine. “Oh? You mean to tell me that you aren't a murderer yourself? Hero of Ishval?”
Or the one where Roy is the one to cross paths with a vengeful Scar, instead of Edward. And Roy's limbs aren't made of metal.
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Can Literally Anyone Else be My Slutty Girlfriend? by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
22 Aug 2021
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While on an undercover mission, Havoc needs a pretend girlfriend. Hawkeye just so happens to fill that role. He'd rather she didn't.
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Cry(ing on) Havoc by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
18 Mar 2022
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Growing up, Havoc always shared a bed with at least one person. You kind of had to when you lived in a small house with a big family. Now that he's an adult, he doesn't get to share a bed quite as often as he'd like. Luckily for him, his team's made up of cuddlers.
And then there's Edward Elric.
Havoc should have asked him if he wanted to cuddle months ago.
*The title change come from Major_General_TootToot to better fit with the naming scheme for the rest of the fics. And I am forever grateful!*
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One Talk is Bad Enough by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
05 Feb 2022
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Given that Ed and Al are orphans and there are technically no legal guardians to look after them, Mustang has reluctantly decided it is his duty to attempt to parent these two alchemical geniuses. And that includes doing something every parent and guardian fears:
Giving them a Sex Talk
Though, he might not be the only one with that idea.
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Really fucking funny
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Ticked Off by Moonlight_Hearts
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 Jul 2021
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He was never ashamed of his tics. However, after considering joining the military with them knowing nothing about his condition, he started to think of ways to hide it. Hell yeah he was badass and of course they would want him in the military either way so they definitely didn’t need to know about it. Right?
Or: Ed has Tourette's Syndrome and has been harming himself by suppressing his tics. This is literally just him telling them and all fluff. Team Mustang love him so much I can't.
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Atropa Belladonna by Baugust
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
19 Oct 2025
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Edward Elric would die before he was thirty, of that he was sure. It had been seven years since he came to that conclusion—he'd sold his soul and made a deal with the devil to preserve someone else's life. Yet as his borrowed time ran out, Edward realized he'd do it all again. If this were the personal hell he'd been allotted, he'd live it a thousand times over to save Al's life. Because Al was his little brother, and he was all Edward had left.
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After escaping Germany in 1916, Edward goes against everything he once thought he knew and becomes a criminal to protect and provide for Alphonse. Seven years later, he gets caught up in a string of murders after foolishly attending university. The deeper he gets, Edward's web of lies comes crashing down, because a life built on spider silk can never last.-
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A simple recon mission went awry, but it’s okay. Nothing can strengthen a bond between
Father and Sonsuperior and subordinate than a near-death experience.
The definition of Vent:
[Noun] The release of pent-up thoughts or feelings: giving vent to one's emotions.
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Of Danger, Diplomats, and Dress Blues by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
25 Dec 2021
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After years of alternating between war and uneasy peace, the Cretans have finally extended an olive branch. They want to end the bloodshed and forge a bright future between them and Amestris.
It should be a joyous event. It should be a peaceful weekend. There should be nothing to worry about.
So why does Colonel Roy Mustang get the feeling the Cretans are up to something? Why wasn't Edward Elric invited to the event? Can Mustang figure out what's going on before he loses a member of his team?
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Dude one of my favorite FMA fics that I found. Heavy angst with fluff, and I gotta love the parental based fics, so of course we stan parent Roy for the Elric brothers.
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the valley of detachment by ceresandcalypso
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
31 Mar 2023
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Roy is put to the test when one of Edward’s first assignments goes awry and he contracts a deadly illness just a few months after joining the military.
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A Pocket Full of Posies by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Apr 2024
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Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.
A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.
(a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)
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- Part 18 of lulu's self insert fics
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes
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Little Alchemist by ace_lesbian_writer
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Jan 2023
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Edward Elric, the boy who lost his limbs at ten years old. He was fitted with automail limbs and left his cozy home of Resembool to join the military under the command of Roy Mustang. Ed will join his team, and learn exactly what a family is after losing his at a young age.
However, to do this Edward had to leave behind his five-year-old brother that he's been raising since Ed was six years old, to provide for him the best way he knows how: with alchemy.
No homunculi, no Father, just a good ol found family.
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Burning Hill by tokkimins
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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It was only then that Roy noticed the incredible disarray of the room. Papers were everywhere, crumpled or shredded; almost all the books had fallen off their shelves or were left in piles with their pages torn out; samples of dead creatures were strewn all across the floor; and worst of all, the large array that hung on a canvas above his master’s desk was cut and burned beyond recognition.
Something was wrong.
But before he could process that, his master suddenly grabbed him by the shoulders, holding him in place.
“Boy, I need you to listen to me. Very soon, a pair of men are going to arrive at the house. Those men are going to be here to arrest me. I need you to take the girl and leave before they get here. Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?”
(Age/role swap-au where Roy is the protagonist and Ed is his mentor. This AU follows the rules of FMA 2003’s universe).
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Dad Making A Difference by boredom, Thornback
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
17 Oct 2022
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“That was a nice thing you did today,” Hawkeye said abruptly. Ed shrugged. “I know you don’t like to share personal stories often.”
“It was nothing,” Ed dismissed without looking at her. “Havoc just needed someone to tell him it’d be alright even if he did lose his legs.”
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Ed has some experience getting used to a new disability.
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unpaid overtime by AmySilver
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
15 Aug 2025
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pointless mission, broken car, rain and coming night. And their 12 years old coworker.
Roy is once again reminded that Edward is just a child. - Which he seemed to conveniently forgetbasically story a story inspired by a cute fan-art with Roy and Ed
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Just Ed Things by Moonlight_Hearts
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
13 Jul 2022
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A series of drabbles/headcannons I have for Edward Elric told in the form of short oneshots. Each chapter is about another one of Ed's little quirks, they don't all apply to cannon but you can't help what you wish happened for real.
These stories are told in the point of view of the people around Ed, and sometimes Ed himself.
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The Ishval War continues to rage on. Colonel Riza Hawkeye does what she can to keep her team together and carry out Roy Mustang's legacy as he continues to serve on the front lines.