14 Works in John Constantine Has Issues
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Three words: Surrogate mother Constantine by EForChat
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Justice League - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
16 Jun 2025
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The GIW caused the apocalypse, so John Constantine needs to make a deal with the god of Time in the Infinite Realms to undo the damage as well as find out what the fuck happened. The god for some reason wants him to nurture (incubate? carry?) not one, but two injured, unstable ghost cores and raise them until they become independent on their own.
Why doesn't their doctor or parent(s?) take care of them instead? Good question, he doesn't know either. Apparently he was the most suitable and available besides the parent themself, who is wounded severely. Joy.
He's too desperate to refuse right now, so he'll accept it either way. At least the deal seems to be in his favor.
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The TV show but with changes. Ex: what if the little green alien with the robot suit that wanted to rule earth wasn’t squashed by Rory’s boot? What if Desmond came back to life? Polyamory? What if Sara was returned from Gary’s ship early?
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The King Of Magic by WingsOfTheDamned
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg)
11 May 2024
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A demon that feeds off of magic wrecks havoc, the League summons the Champion of Magic, unaware of who this might be and definitely not expecting the familiar face that greets them
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Sacrilegious by starryeyeddreamerr
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
25 Feb 2024
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If being in love is a sin than I guess you're the biggest sinner of them all
(or after being sent to the nunnery with a broken heart, you fall for Dick Grayson over time)I don't really know I haven't planned really far ahead just read it, please. I promise its good. I'll probably make a better summary one day todays just not that day.
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Whispers Among Roses by starryeyeddreamerr
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 Feb 2024
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You knew a thing or two about love and you promised to show the deacon Dick Grayson every single thing you think you know.
(or after being sent to the nunnery with a broken heart, you fall for Dick Grayson over time)
I don't really know I haven't planned really far ahead just read it, please. I promise its good.
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We Need to Stop Ending Up Like This by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2022
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“We need to stop ending up like this,” he murmured breathlessly, nuzzling into John's neck while he pinned him by the hips, slipping a finger inside the young man. “What is it with you and graveyards?” John laughed,
“Dunno, there’s something special about shagging in a car surrounded by buried dead bodies,” he looked at Chas with a grin, face flushed from probably both exertion and the alcohol...
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It Was Always Only Him by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
22 Dec 2021
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"Getting a little possessive now, are we?" He remarked, swallowing against the rough hand wrapped around his neck, eyes trained on the other man’s lips. He let out a small low whine as his partner sped up. Chas sighed,
"Shut up," which was an order if he'd ever heard one.
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Like Father, Like Daughter by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine: City of Demons (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2021
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The young woman who showed up at Constantine’s apartment in DC, was strange, to say the least. She couldn’t have been older than, what, like twenty-three. The most striking thing was the tan trenchcoat. It looked like it had seen better days. She extended her hand to him, offering him a lopsided grin,
“John Constantine, right?”
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Sex in Graveyards and Oddly Tender Young Men by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
24 Nov 2021
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"It had been several years since the death of Queenie Chandler. Once John had lived under her roof with Chas, the two teens finding comfort in each other while they lived there. Now they were older, not by much, but still older."
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It's Been Too Long by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine (TV)
02 Nov 2021
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"After the funeral and the upsetting revelation that Neron was parading around in the body of the man he loved, John Constantine was not in a good mood. Which is how he ended up taking the jumpship and heading over to present-day London and knocking on a door. When it opened, he was instantly reminded how much he missed Chas Chandler."
Another self-indulgent fic this time with a bit of salt
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"They were fucked, so fucked."
Pure self-indulgent filth yet again but there's an attempt at some kind of plot (not really though). I don't know if I should be proud of myself or just disappointed.
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The Worst Case Scenario by GoFornicateYourself
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
12 Oct 2021
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“The mornings after were slow. They always were.”
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Now Ray was completely naked, chained, and bound to the table. Ray’s muscles tensed up as Damien firmly placed the tip of the knife on Ray’s chest, only a single motion away from plunging it into his heart.
Ray’s teeth clenched down on the muzzle’s insert as Damien began dragging the tip of the dagger across Ray’s chest. The ancient markings on the blade began to glow an eerie red. The pink marks left by the knife’s scrapes began to glow the same eerie red as the markings. It was then that Ray saw that the marks had formed some sort of symbol. The symbol ignited into an intense pain, spreading throughout his body.
“HHHRRRNNNGGGHHH!!!” screamed Ray, tearing up.
“Crying?” smirked Damien, “Come now, I thought you were supposed to be a Legend! Isn’t that what you called yourself?”
Ray tensed up and did his absolute best not to show the enormity of the pain he was in, but it was getting exponentially harder by the moment. Damien’s laughter only got louder as Ray teared up more.
“That’s a riot coming from you!” called out John’s voice, “Sacrificing an innocent man to save your own despicable skin.”
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- Part 25 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“I’ll help you out,” agreed John, “but know this: we are dealing with a power far darker than anything you have likely seen in your mortal life.”
“Aw, thank you!” smiled Ray, “Glad to have you onboard!”
John stared back in confusion for a moment. He still looked at John with the same warm, friendly smile he had worn since he walked in. John couldn’t stand it.
“Alright,” continued John, “What are you so bloody happy about, eh?”
“I just told you,” said Ray, seemingly confused that John didn’t understand, “I’m glad to have you onboard.”
John stared back for a moment, trying to study Ray’s face and figure him out. Ray stared back, still smiling. John had a better idea of who he was dealing with now. This man had been kind and gentle to John. It was a mistake John had seen countless people make before.
“Don’t get chummy with me,” warned John, “As soon as we take care of this business, I’m out.”
“Oh,” frowned Ray, surprised, “Okay.”
“I know you think you want us to be all buddy-buddy while we save the world together,” continued John solemnly, “but you don’t really want that. Let me tell you something, Mr. Palmer, people like me? We’re bloody hell for people like you.”
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- Part 22 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy