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If there were any scientists left alive, they would agree with the wildly popular opinion that while 2021 sucked, what came afterwards deserved to be taken out to the back and shot.
It was subtle at first, a few cases here and there, nothing really too dire. Until it was everywhere. "Psychovirales" as it became known as was, in all simplicity, the classical, end of the world, zombie virus.
Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are much too tired for this.
(This work is a revised and reupload of "my god, it's full of stars". Updates will be most Tuesdays and Fridays.)
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Dirk and Hal are twins and roommates. They're both in the kink community. Dirk is getting a boyfriend, and Hal is afraid he may not be able to scare Jake away. Will this make him lose Dirk for good? Not if Hal has anything to say about it.
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- Part 13 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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A character study of sorts centered on Lil Hal. The best character from the hit webcomic Homestuck. We love Lil Hal. Stan Lil Hal.
Rewritten in order to flow into a comic I've been writing! The original is still up for your viewing pleasure.Series
- Part 1 of Splinterstuck Dubiously Canon Fics
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Pelican Poems by gossamerautachiria
Fandoms: Homestuck, House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
26 Jun 2025
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Jake English is a new home-owner in sunny Virginia, and Dirk gets a call to help him with a bit of a construction issue. A new crawlspace in his home he assures him he's never seen before. His Autoresponder tags along.
Non sum qualis eram.
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Like all good days, you began the morning off with a premonition of a nearby fatality. After equipping yourself for the eventful day ahead, you head out. You knock the door on your way out of the house to stave off the evil, although you’re pretty sure since the wood is painted over.
After making it perfectly on time to catch the neighbour’s departure, you mount to the roof of the car, then created a time-lock between yourself and the vehicle. You guesstimate the how long it should take to get near your school, and time-skipped ahead to when the car is passing by. You could only travel forwards in time. useless, but it is for the better that you can live normally as a civilian. Your powers can’t accomplish more than what a patient person can by waiting, but you are not a patient person.
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Starting is always the hardest, which is why i decided to forgo any sort of reserved dignity in this writing!! I intend to fully envelope myself into writing for the sake of writing and creation. I won't make anything great, but it will be good enough for me, and hopefully you.
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John tries messaging Dirk one day, only to get his Auto-Responder instead, who introduces himself as Hal.
And then John agrees to help Hal get a body.
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After the defeat of Derse, the Strider heirs are sold to the highest bidder.
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- Part 1 of stolen fairytale boys
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Dirk’s psiioniic guest has already infiltrated his own sickbay monitors and suppressed half the alarms and obnoxious beeping noises, and he’s currently working on getting access to the room’s temperature controls. You still haven’t designated him a potential threat.
(Written for the prompt Comparing scars.)
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"Who are you trying to find?" he asks casually, quickly folding his wing in to avoid hitting a passing woman. "Y'know where they live? It might be easier than hitting up the cops." He blinks, blank eyes widening in alarm as he adds, "Unless they're a criminal? Shit, what did they do?"
"He doesn't live here." It's said with that same careful neutrality, Dirk trying to hide the intensity of his emotions. "He's not a criminal either. I was trying to find him but..." he doesn't exist in any way I can find him. He's right behind me and doesn't remember anything. He's dead.
Dirk doesn't say any of that, just shakes his head and leads them back to his apartment.
"...Do you want to hear a story? It's one written for the boy I'm trying to find."
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Ten years ago, Dirk Strider made it out of his abusive home. Ten years ago, Dirk Strider promised himself he'd help his brother do the same.
Ten minutes ago, he found his brother's ghost.
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Monster of the Week by JeromeProton
Fandoms: Homestuck, Monster of the Week (Tabletop RPG)
17 Jun 2025
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The messy lives of Earth's greatest monster hunters.
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A somewhat physical interpretation of a relationship made by unmaking,
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Rose's Sidepiece (AKA: D Strider bottoms for once) by Starlight_Bluelight
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Jun 2025
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You know, that John Egbert kid still gets on D's nerves. But hey, a little masturbation sesh should help take his mind off it!
..Damn, did he always have such submissive fantasies?
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"Shit." Something's changed, and you half-understand it even before you sit up. For the first time since you entered this place, you're on a solid and inanimate surface—a dais of carved stone that the scaled coils have withdrawn from, leaving you temporarily alone in the center of this room. There's a stain on the stone under you—blood. Your blood. Your shirt's the wrong color, and long-sleeved—you fumble for a minute before you manage to push the fabric up to your elbows.
In some timelines, Bro Strider was not the one to die on the Beat Mesa.
In at least one of those, he ends up with the means to mimic a Time player in at least a few ways.
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- Part 18 of Earth C Shenanigans
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fanart for dark_def (dedicatedfollower467) homestuck omegaverse fanfic series Smells Like Belonging
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Maybe, just maybe.
Alternate summary: what if Dirk and Hal had sex but it was sweet and cute and Dirk was the one taking care of Hal and was nice!!!!!
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- Part 2 of Splinterstuck Dubiously Canon Fics
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With Hal's declaration of love, everything becomes a lot more complicated than it was before.
It makes it even more complicated that Dirk doesn't seem to mind it.
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- Part 2 of Bittersweet
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Roxy tries to ease tensions between her friends, and ends up having to confront her own feelings.
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Demon/Spirit/Ghost Hunter!Dirk stumbled upon John - and the massive spirit that was following him. Dirk is fine coming off as a little weird if it means he can rip the soul out of the spirit - for totally selfless, but undisclosed, reasons.
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Whoever said omegas don’t get territorial was a fool. This is the third time this week that Hal has pinned Dirk to the floor, bite marks peppering Dirk’s neck and arms. It doesn’t help that Hal is in heat, eager to be bred, and Dirk isn’t far behind him.
Jake uses this as an opportunity to teach Hal that there are consequences to biting his brother.
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Prompt:
What if Striders doing a SAW gamesSeries
- Part 11 of Twitter Threads
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