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    After a bitter fight with his girlfriend Dana, a dejected Terry McGinnis just wants to be left alone with a chili dog and his thoughts. His solitude is shattered by the recently-escaped Dee Dee twins, or more specifically, by one half of the duo. Delia Dennis sees Terry and experiences a love so profound it rewires her brain, instantly casting herself as his devoted girlfriend.

    As Terry tries desperately to escape her advances, Delia's mind concocts the only logical explanation for his constant disappearances and secretive nature: he's a secret agent. Her delusion is so powerful that she's physically incapable of seeing the truth, even when she follows him into the Batcave itself, leading to a comedy of errors that will test the limits of Terry's patience and Bruce's sanity.

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    [You don't need to know Baldur's Gate 3 to enjoy this. It might read even better if you don't. But: It contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid.]
    A female 28yo human with normal life, job to go to, no outstanding skills, but a bunch of insecurities, is the only unlucky to be infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body within days. Driving her desperate quest to find a cure amidst battling memory loss and brain damage, alone, except for one friend, she overthinks everything, trying to do the right thing. Trust doesn't come easy, and deciding who to rely on becomes a battle in itself.
    Instead of game's original companions, I took inspiration in individuals and organizations from my real life. If you recognize yourself here: take it as a compliment. I wrote this story because while playing I went through a storm of emotions and needed to put it into words. (Yes, it gets a bit emotional at times). I wanted to capture what it feels like when you have only one chance to decide. No saving, no reloading, no perfect outcome.
    Game's side characters also appear; some are examined in depth, because their actions gave me no peace for months.

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    "She was the ghost in his pills, and he died to keep her alive."

     

    Ann was a ghostly figure in white who appeared only when Alva took his medication, whispering that death could wait. But when the pills ran out and Ann vanished, his sanity crumbled along with her disappearance. In the end, the "doctor" said he swallowed all the pills at once. The forensic report found no trace of her in Alva’s bloodstream, only the crushing fractures from his fall weeks earlier.

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    Seven years ago your mother, pro hero 'Aquamarine' was forced to retire after suffering a life-threatening injury. Five years ago, the symbol of peace saved your life. Now, you'll do everything you can to fill the shoes your mother was forced to leave behind so that you can climb the ranks and work alongside your idol.
    And what better way to achieve your goals than to apply to the hero school they both graduated from? You’ve got big shoes to fill, and an even bigger dream.

    Surely, it'll be smooth sailing from here on out... right?

     

    . 。・゜✭・UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY・✫゜・。.

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    After a mishap on the flight deck, Sojourner Knight finds herself in the eternal damnation of Hell, on extermination day of all days. After getting her tail saved, this sailor does her best to live life as normally as possible. However, it seems fate has other plans for Sojourner. Between accidentally becoming the Devil’s therapist, becoming a top overlord, and a prime target of Heaven, it makes sense she’s meant to be down there right? But the main question no one in Heaven or Hell can figure out is: What the hell is she doing down here in the first place?

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    But Hikaru can't stop thinking about him.

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    and you try to hold these opposites together inside yourself:
    beginnings and endings, terror and hope.

    this story is about the inevitable fall from grace.
    kyoshi loves - loves like a fool, her heart on her sleeve.

    see my tumblr "insomniacscribblesao3" for update related updates (eh)

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    Things just lined up. Tyler's guild was shut down for safety violations, and they were without work. Katie called one too many times with an offer: a job, monsters to slay, and a place to park their trailer. The only trouble was Tyler would have to move to that farm that housed nothing but sour memories. When Tyler makes an unlikely ally, they must learn that softness is not weakness, and that love is not earned, but made.

    Updates every Thursday.

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    A Drabble on realization and denial

    Shout out to the bestie, @hipster71elmweebtrash and sister for convincing me to post this old thing

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    After sacrificing everything to save his world, Peter is flung across dimensions and finds himself alone in Gotham, a city as unforgiving as the new powers he’s struggling to control. As Peter’s spider instincts sharpen, he navigates Gotham’s dark underbelly, evading criminals and catching the attention of the Batfamily.

    But to Gotham’s vigilantes, he’s just another dangerous meta—until they realize he might need saving too.

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    这个头发火红的年轻女孩,一步一步,赤裸着双脚,走过遍布血迹与断裂的尸体的海滩,温柔地向着潮水走去。在这一刻,她终于明白了自己的结局。她的愿望,她的未来,她所有微不足道的担忧,那些眷恋,那些忧虑,以及她年轻的生命本身——在她即将步入的命运面前,不再背负一丝一毫的重量。

    更多、更多的触手,如林而生,向着港口的深处延伸而去。它们在记录,阅读,清理。知识正在缓慢地重构世界,将那些扁平如银币般的渺小生命宽柔地收纳于真理的怀抱之下,只吐出些许不再重要的碎尸。

     

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    After death, we don't know what happens after death. What if, Itachi is given a second chance, but not just any simple second chance. A What-if fix-it, time travel depending on perspective and a dead canon character given a choice. This might be very slice of life kind of story for the first twenty or so chapters. Gen.

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    While working in a thrift shop, Alan finds a box of cassette tapes. As he listens to the tapes, he finds himself in their narrator a little more than he would've liked to.

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    "Some people are gay, Squid."

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    Charlemagne Royage was head gamemaker for a few terrible years. Fulvia spent most of this time hyperventilating, taking deep breaths, and screaming into a pillow. Plutarch spent it building a rebellion. The following vignettes are the memories that the alcohol didn’t bury.

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    Fifty days of confinement have undermined Yagami Light's mettle. By the time he's chained to L, he's but a brittle mass of nerves. By all means, he should be cleared — the murders continued even whilst he was imprisoned! Yet, L refuses to let him out of his sight.

    L knows he has Kira right under his nose. He is never mistaken. Evidence is all he requires, and what's the most damning form of such? Why, a confession, of course! And L is determined to extract one. By now, he’s accustomed to doing whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

    This chthonic case's outcome sits comfortably within one young detective’s deft hands; after all, fragile things must be handled with care. Everything depends on just how far he's willing to push to attain that admission of guilt.

    Shall we see how much Light can take?

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    Telemachus gets drunk at a party. Really, really drunk. Odysseus tries to control himself, tries to be a good father and a good person, but when he goes to check on his unconscious son after everyone leaves, he can’t help himself. Penelope’s gone to visit Ctimine, he’s backed up and could really use the relief, and it’s not like Telemachus will know; his son just looks so much like his mother, just one night wouldn’t hurt…

    (Apologies to the three people who subscribed before I showed my true colors. It will not get better.)

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    he’s never cared about being loved. not really. love was always for people without power, without responsibility. and yet—spring arrives, and so do you. soft-voiced and unimpressed, a student teacher with more resolve than experience, threatening to report him to child services like you aren’t talking to someone who can rewrite fate itself. your kindness scrapes bone. your eyes don’t look through him—they look at him. like he’s not a god. like he’s not broken beyond repair.

    you are everything he has trained himself not to want. ordinary. fragile. sunlit and untouched by curses. your world is filled with care that isn’t transactional, safety that isn’t bought, connection that isn’t calculated. and satoru, for all his brilliance, fumbles through the unfamiliar want to be known, to be trusted, to be something human. something domestic. something soft.

    he knows he shouldn't want you. knows eden was never meant for things like him. but sin is just a word for needs left unmet. and if paradise won’t open its gates, he’ll carve a new one with his own hands—perfect, patient, absolute. a home, a future, a myth rewritten in his image.

    or: when divinity grows tired of being worshipped and decides, instead, to covet.

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    Dean hits Sam. Dean does awful, demeaning things to Sam, and Sam knows he deserves them. Sam has no choice but to deal with it, because he knows Dean loves him, even if in his own twisted way. Even if he shows it funnily. Dean is the only one who so much as pays attention to or cares for Sam Winchester. So it's okay that Dean needs to hurt him. He's family, and the only support he has left. Plus, it's not like Sam doesn't love Dean back, because God he does. He loves him so much that he takes everything Dean gives him. Everything, because he's selfish.

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    “Wait. You’ve been trying to top Bakugou for five years?”

    “He’s a tough nut to crack.”

    “Hm. We’ll see about that.”

    At this point, practically every pro hero under the sun has tried, and failed, to make the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight their bitch. Hitoshi is confident that he'll succeed, even if no one else believes he will, but he does. As it turns out, they're wildly sexually compatible, and Bakugou wants more. Hitoshi does, too. He really does. There's just one problem... he wasn't entirely honest with Bakugou about his motives.

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    “I strive to be the savior of this country’s people.” Shido always loved to drone on like this. “I will be the help that they need, and I will steer this nation on the path it is destined to ride. I will be prime minister one day, of that you are already aware.”

    Oh how you love the sound of your own voice. Oh how it sickens me.

    Goro Akechi is many things: a weapon, a hitman, a criminal. A victim is not and never will be one of them.

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