15 Works in Lapis Lazuli (Protectors of the Plot Continuum)
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SkarmorySilver's PPC Interludes of Various Natures by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum
23 Jun 2020
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As the title says. Featuring some never-before-seen interludes written since 2015!
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RC #333, Mission #13: Girls’ Night Out by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Steven Universe (Cartoon), One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto
22 Jan 2019
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“Some day soon, we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please… Won’t you share this jam with me?”
—Steven Universe, Steven Universe S2E6: “Sworn to the Sword” (2015)
In which Lapis and Sarah try — and fail — to host a PPC-edition slumber party.
(Co-written with eatpraylove and James Shields)
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Twenty Years Hence: Adventures in Squid-Sitting by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum
17 Jan 2019
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Lapis shrugged. “Well, at least one of the kids agrees with me. Now, are you gonna join me in finding the others?”
“Sure, I guess.” He leaned to the side and looked past her. “Did you leave the door open when you came in here? I wasn’t really paying attention.”
“Of course I didn’t! It’s not like I’m stupid enough to—”
She looked around at the open door. Then she looked back to Abe, and then back to the door. This happened three more times with increasing speed before she finally said, “Well… darn it all. Should we call the cops and tell them the sea monsters have escaped?”
Three words: Angelic squid babies.
(Co-written with Voyd)
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- English
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- 5,950
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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RC #88224646BA Mission #3: Witches Get Stitches by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Bayonetta (Video Games), Bleach
14 Jan 2019
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“Such a popular chap. I bet they hate him down there as much as you did when he was up here. We just need to make sure he won’t come crawling back when they kick him out.”
— Bayonetta, Bayonetta (2009)
In which Backslash’s past misconduct comes back to bite him. No, not literally!
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- Part 7 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #88224646BA
- Part 16 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
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- English
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- 14,212
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 273
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RC #333, Mission #10: Open The Door, Get On The Floor by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
27 Dec 2018
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“‘Monster’ is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”
— Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World (2015)
In which everybody walks the dinosaur.
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- Part 14 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Part 12 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
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- English
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- 10,181
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 183
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RC #133,316,666 Mission #8: Earth, Wind, and Ire by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra
17 Dec 2018
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“Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.”
— Avatar Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E6: “The Avatar and the Fire Lord” (2007)
In which Bring Your Kid To Work Day doesn’t go quite as planned.
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RC #333, Mission #8: The Gods Must Be Crazy by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, SMITE (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Dec 2018
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“Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.”
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000)
In which Cupid is forced to reevaluate his choice of friends.
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- Part 12 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Part 3 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #88224646BA
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- English
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- 12,016
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 182
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RC #333 Interlude #2: Shenanigans at FicPsych by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum
08 Dec 2018
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The Sphinx agent looked down towards her paws. “I know this is supposed to be confidential, but… I’ve had my first prophecy.”
Everyone stared at her. Sarah’s mouth fell open, and then she started speaking very fast. “Tell me more! Adam has to know this, maybe he can help! If his author wrote all of us, maybe he can provide some answers!”
“Why did you think I wanted to contact him?” Rashida glowered at her again. “At any rate, this does concern you as well to some extent, so it would be best for you to join us at my ward.”
“And if anyone is willing to keep a secret, they can come too,” the dragon added. “I feel it would be worth having a third or fourth opinion on this matter.”
In which Sarah’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day comes to a close.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,642
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 70
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RC #333 Mission #7: In Other News, Water is Wet by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), The Little Mermaid (1989), Disney Fairies
17 Nov 2018
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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
— Patrick Rothfuss
Agents Stephanie and Chakkik go on a Disney cruise trip, accompanied by a certain drunken angel and his reluctant partner.
(Co-written with Voyd)
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- English
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- 16,668
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 304
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RC #333 Interlude #1/Mission #0: Bitter Memories by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, The Incredibles (2004)
07 May 2018
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“Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”
“And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.
“And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.
“That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”
“It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.
“Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”
In which Lapis finally comes clean.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,039
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 177
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RC #333 Mission #4: A Feudal Nightmare by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Hunter: The Reckoning, Super Smash Brothers
06 May 2018
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“Not really a demon; not really human. I'm not either. That's all. There was no place for me, so I had to find one myself. And then I realized. I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live.”
– Inuyasha, InuYasha (2000)
In which the gang deals with the deadly combination of a wildly changing story format and a God-mode Stu.
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RC #333 Mission #3: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts
03 May 2018
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“Trish… Devils never cry. These tears, tears are a gift only humans have.”
— Dante, Devil May Cry (2001)
In which a story talks too little and says even littler.
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- Language:
- English
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- 3,615
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 153
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RC #333 Mission #2: Giant Sonic All-Out Attack by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Godzilla - All Media Types, Godzilla (2014), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
03 May 2018
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“Nature has an order, a power to restore balance. I believe… he is that power.”
— Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, Godzilla (2014)
In which the expression “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” gets a whole new meaning.
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RC #333 Mission #1: The Day of Reckoning (Updated) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Super Smash Brothers, Criminal Minds (US TV), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryuu to Hikari no Ken | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Star Fox Series, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
01 May 2018
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“You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)
In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is put to work, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.
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RC #333 Mission #1: The Day of Reckoning (Original) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Super Smash Brothers, Criminal Minds (US TV), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryuu to Hikari no Ken | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Star Fox Series, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
01 May 2018
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“You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)
In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is tickle-attacked, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.