20 Works in Sherlock Holmes Has a Lisp

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    Sherlock risks his life again and John has had quite enough. After the fight, John reluctantly seeks advice from Mycroft. What he finally deduces will change everything.

    Or: The one in which Sherlock doesn’t know how to people and John doesn’t know how to Sherlock, but for some reason Mycroft, who doesn’t fully understand either one, makes all the connections.

    Also there is sex.

    *The whole thing is already finished. I'm thinking I might just put the first few chapters up and post the others in a day or two once I'm 100% sure they're proofread. Idk. Maybe I'll post them all today. "I'm sooooo changeable..."

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    As an Alpha and soldier John Watson is forced to accept the gift of an omega. When presented with the abused and lisping 16 year old the older man is horrified and determined to drown the small omega in affection and love. Cherishing the boy as omegas should be.

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    Freshers’ Week: as much an idiotic-bordering-delusional social ritual as Mycroft had always informed him it would be. Joining in was irrefutably out of the question for Sherlock, who only wanted to get stuck into his degree work as soon as possible.

     

    Until, by a clumsy act of fate on the first night, he bumps into a certain John Watson who spikes his interest in a way he doesn't yet fully understand... Suddenly Sherlock feels compelled to push himself out of his shell in order to learn how to open himself up to friendship - and how to distinguish it from something far more interesting and vulnerable.

     

    An alternative universe wherein Sherlock and John meet through university accommodation in the present day - expect miscommunication, drunkenness, banter, sexual tension, doubt, denial, realistic first times and an overdose of fluff and silliness!

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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. Let's be upfront- the majority of these are Sherlock characters delivering lines from The Big Bang Theory, because Sheldon and Leonard so perfectly fill the Holmes/Watson type.

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    John loves Sherlock to the moon,

    Sherlock knows that's 238,855 miles worth of love.

    A story of how two idiots work out how to love one another.

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    Want fluff so sweet it makes your teeth fall out? Herein lies Sleepy Sherlock, exhausted but stubborn, and Adoring John, putting his love to bed.

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    John and Sherlock are finally together, just in time for Halloween. Pumpkins, couples costumes, the Met party, and embarrassing Mycroft are all on the agenda - nothing but pure sweet Johnlock fluff for this lovely late October holiday!

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    It is the week after John and Rosie move back to 221b and Sherlock is conducting an experiment that ends with him getting hurt. Over the next 5 Tuesdays this pattern is repeated until John works out what is going on and designs an experiment of his own. There are 5 chapters, 1 for each experiment.

    Written for the March Sherlock Challenge on Tumblr for the prompt "Experiment Gone Wrong." Sherlock Challenge

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    This is pretty much straight up Virgin Sherlock having dirty sex fantasies, Sherlock accidentally catching John in a rather intimate moment and stays watching said intimate moment, John shoving Sherlock into a wall and more....!

    [DISCONTINUED]

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    Before they met, Sherlock and John had each already celebrated, ignored, and vilified, a lifetime of Christmases. This is the story of those Christmases, the ones before Sherlock and John were Sherlock and John... And there will be a few Baker Street celebrations as well, for good measure. Plenty of fluff, with the occasional side of angst (which wouldn't be seasoned properly without the tiniest bit of my specialty: whump).

    Each chapter will be a different story. POV will change as well.

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    It's time to countdown to Christmas! Johnlock style.

    One short story a day, based on a short prompt of some sort. (I don't plan on being online on Christmas day, but if that changes, there might be an extra chapter.) This is pretty much just a collection of stand-alone stories.

    I'll add tags as I go along.

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    19
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    lassitude: noun;ˈla-sə-ˌtüd: a condition of weariness or debility, a condition of listlessness : languor; Middle English, from Latin lassitudo, from lassus weary; probably akin to Old English læt late First Known Use: 15th century

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    A kidnapping case that could be at least a seven and Sherlock's transport is hindering him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    2
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    For the prompt:

    "You're a dirty little boy, Sherlock."

    John/Sherlock ageplay. Because I can't believe this meme doesn't have ageplay on it already.

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    They always say, a love between a vampire and a human cannot end well.
    They were right.
    But not in this relationship.

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    3/3
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    John wasn’t sure why he'd agreed to this ridiculous fact-finding mission in the arse end of nowhere. Sherlock had insisted excitedly that he needed to go and find a particular type of larvae which could only be found in an abandoned water source somewhere in North Yorkshire; apparently, a man’s alibi depended on it. John had grit his teeth but nodded that yes, alright, of course, I’ll come. Sherlock grinned and sauntered to his bedroom to collect the essentials he would need; knowing that it would likely be glassware and test tubes rather than clothing, John began to put together their cases in order to get the first train the next morning.

    “Sherlock, do you own any jumpers? It is the North so it’s bound to be cold,” John mumbled unhappily as he folded his own fleecy jumpers into the case.

    “No, John,” Sherlock replied. “I have my coat. I’ll manage.”

    John sighed and pinched his nose but gave up the fight; Sherlock was an adult and didn’t need coddling like a child despite John’s personal thoughts on the matter.

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    Daddy John takes tender, loving care of his boy Locky.

    Daddy!Kink/Age-play. Characters are ADULTS engaged in sexual roleplay. Heed the tags. Could be triggering.

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    John and Sherlock are best mates and have been since forever. One night John crashes at Sherlock's after a rough night at home.

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    5/?
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    John just wanted a beer, but what he got was much better.

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    Sherlock gets his wisdom teeth removed and is totally drugged-out. John takes care of him. Could be read as stand-alone.

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    1/1
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    13
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    545
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    37
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    9,525

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