9 Works in Mentioned Jack Hammer | Weasel
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Marvel Jesus and His Dark Knight by JASPER030
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel
17 Sep 2025
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While Wade was trying to save his universe and find the Wolverine, he makes a mistake and ends up in the wrong universe completely and can’t get out.
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Everyone always asks what if Peter Parker got stuck in Gotham but no one ever asks what would happen if Wade was stuck in Gotham?
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Churros and Train Rides (I Just Want a Friend) by SpiceCabinet0308
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker loves the early morning train. So many interesting people come and go all day long. This new kid seems interesting though, a new face to add to the long list of randoms he sees everyday. But what if this one comes with a friend?
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After everything that happened, Wade Wilson moves to NYC to escape his violent past (and present). There Isn't much left, just an old house, Blind Al, and a wild attempt at normalcy while dealing with the aftermath of Frances and his experiments. He killed for them for years, but maybe he can be good now? Hopefully nothing bad happens.
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- Part 1 of The Churro-Verse
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Pretty Little Baby by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
14 Aug 2025
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Then—softly, like it just slipped out—he says, “You’re so fuckin’ pretty.”
Wade freezes. Mouth still full, lips flushed and slick, brain sounding with an incredibly loud incorrect buzzer.
He pulls off with a wet pop and stares up, water running over his face. “…What?”
Logan doesn’t blink. Doesn’t flinch. His hand shifts from Wade’s head to cradle his jaw, fingers warm and steady. “Said you’re pretty.”
Wade’s breath hitches. His first instinct is to scoff. “Don’t feed me lines, man. You already won the blowjob lottery, you don’t gotta butter me up.”
Logan’s eyes narrow just slightly. His grip doesn’t tighten, but it gets… solid. “Ain’t a line. Not a lie either.” He tilts Wade’s chin a little, meeting his eyes like it’s not even a contest. “You’re pretty.”
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The one where Logan convinces Wade that he’s pretty.
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- Part 3 of Wade Wilson’s Sexy Time Playlist
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I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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title is a lyric from the song “Last Christmas”
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Deadpool recently got into a breakup, with his beautiful, amazing, wonderful ex Spiderman. AKA Peter Parker. Weasel gives Wade advice and he takes it, fortunately, while doing the said advice, he stumbles across the (old) love of his life Peter Parker.
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Ok ok ok, so if you aren't all up to date on the Deadpool Classic 90s lore shit, turns out Weasel and Mr.Pool met in a research facility, so I'm going off that
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- English
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- 2,750
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 71
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Deadpool and Weasel Have a Complicated Relationship by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Nov 2023
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Does anyone enjoy Wade × Weasel? I do, so this is mostly for me, and my one friend (yk who you are), oh, and my coworker. This is my silly story where (for context), Weasel moves in with Wade and Al bc his dumbass has a gambling addiction and lost A LOT of money so now he has no apartment. I think eventually, they MIGHT kiss, but I can't promise anything... Also English is my first language, I'm just illiterate so bare with me.
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Daddy Wilson - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader by psychedeliccure
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jul 2022
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◉ 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
07.27.22
◉ 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱
07.28.22❝ it’s always have and never hold
you’ve begun to feel like home, ❞
# rq by : n/a
└➤ rqs r open!
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Agent Door?: Spilling the Vigilan-tea by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
23 Dec 2020
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About a day after Agent Door?: The Sequel, Tony and Steve suddenly take an odd interest in the people Peter's been hanging around.
Basically just Peter spilling the tea on all the Defenders.
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- Part 6 of Spiderson and Peter Parker Oneshots
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Just Be Pretty But Naive by SquintyCrossbowMan (JacksMedullaOblongata)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Jun 2018
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Wade is mad.
Why? Good question, really. He can’t really explain it himself. It’s a sort of internalised anger at something not-quite-subconscious, dancing at the edge of his thoughts. And fuck, it’s constant. It always zings back into his mind like an annoying fucking earworm, like a shitty radio pop song.
Because for some time now, Wade Wilson has been unable to get a certain goddamn man out of his head.
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- Part 1 of Cablepool Chronicles