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    King Aerys II was no madman, but a man of calculation, a king who understood that power was a blade to be wielded with precision.
     

    His forebears had ruled with fire and blood, but the dragons were gone. Without them, Targaryens needed a different strategy. Strength alone would not keep the throne secure—marriage alliances would. Two of his three children were now spoken for, their futures dictated by the crown’s needs.
     

    His heir, Rhaegar, would be wed on the morrow to Cersei Lannister, the only daughter of his Hand, Lord Tywin. His middle child, Shaena, was promised to the heir of Lord Rickard Stark, a bond meant to keep the North loyal.

     
     

    A pre-ASOIAF AU, where King Aerys was not mad and his daughter Shaena wasn't stillborn.

     

     

    * 2025 update: Chapters 1, 2, 3 and 4 had been heavily edited. New chapters are being posted every two weeks.*

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    The North is home to many creatures, monsters, horrors that belong in tall tales. The South is unaware of the North's true nature, and it is kept a secret for a reason. The old gods have a much stronger presence and they hold more power in the North's frosty lands, than the South is led to believe.

    Wolves larger than warhorses with the ability to command winter that howl in the moonlight, figures cloaked in shadows that steal you in the middle of the night to drain you dry of your lifeblood, giant men who's roars shake the mountains, sirens who will trap you in their spells and steal your treasures, wispy silhouettes who lead you to your death should you enter their lands, demon bears who will rip you to shreds should you explore the trees at night, grey-skinned men who can steal your souls with a single touch, and towering, skeletal figures with unsettling disjointed limbs that will steal your flesh to wear as their own

    That is the truth of the North, and should the South ever discover any of it, may the old gods and the new have mercy toward all.

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    History was meant to end at the Tower of Joy. Ned Stark rode south in grief and fury, chasing ghosts and honor, but the Kingsguard did not fall that day. Lyanna Stark did not die. And a new King was born Jaehaerys Targaryen, heir to a ruined dynasty. With his first breath, long-forgotten dragon eggs stirred, and fire returned to the world.

    Now, decades later, the Seven Kingdoms stand upon the edge of ruin. King Robert Baratheon drinks and hunts while debts and corruption gnaw at his reign. Jon Arryn, the last hand holding the realm together, lies dead, and the lions of Casterly Rock sharpen their claws.

    Let the game begin.

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    So they gathered and began to talk.
    And then they looked at him. "Tyrion," Jaime began, "what if you...?"

    "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, don't even finish that sentence," he said.

    ***

    The ceremony was short and quick, with a meager feast that was just as short and quick. At least the wine was good.

    "And I name you Tyrion Lannister, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm!"

    ***

    The story where a dwarf gets a crown, the "Gendry Effect" affects all the remaining Lannisters, Margaery becomes queen, Sansa becomes the Queen, Tommen gets a childhood (and a brother) and there's talk of flowers.

    Or: Tyrion kills his father. That same night, Tommen becomes free. Then everything else happens.

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    A comprehensive analysis of Robert Baratheon's war crimes during and after Robert's Rebellion, examined through the lens of medieval warfare customs that Westeros is based on. This essay argues that Robert committed regicide, kinslaying, and approved multiple atrocities that would be considered war crimes even by medieval standards—and faced zero consequences because he won.

    Explores: the murder of the Targaryen children, the Sack of King's Landing, Eddard Stark's complicity, the "Rhaegar raped Lyanna" narrative, and how victory allows criminals to become heroes.

    Every claim sourced from ASOIAF canon.

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    After his execution at the steps of the Sept of Baelor, Ned Stark unfortunately wakes up in the middle of his worst memories instead of his afterlife. Forced to wade through some of his most unpleasant experiences, Ned begins to realize that the facts that he built his world around crumble like sand at the slightest provocation. Faced with a morality crisis that could change the events of Robert's Rebellion, Ned embarks on a journey that will change the course of history. Whether that be for better or for worse is something that only Ned can decide.

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    My original poem aboht Robert Baratheon's life after his successful rebellion. It was meant to be somewhat humorous but, as my writing always does, it somehow got a little dark.

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    In Essos, the exiled Princess Daenerys Targaryen prepares to be presented to the Dothraki khal, Hrakkvar, as her brother, the would-be king Viserys Targaryen, hopes to gain a Dothraki army through a marriage alliance. Upon meeting him, the young warchief immediately becomes a figure of mystery and wonder as he is nothing but Dothraki, and his companion is a giant, white-furred direwolf. Little does Daenerys know that begins her life with an adventure with her future love, the Wolf Khal involving war, conquest, raiding and world domination...

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    "What troubles you, my sweet one?" He asks.

    "Everything. Nothing," She replies, bringing her fingers to her lips, but putting them back down before she can bite at her fingernails. "I had a horrible dream," She begins, "The dead were attacking me. They tore down the wall, made their way into Winterfell. They were trying to turn me into one of them," She presses herself deeper against her father's chest, one hand clinging to his shirt.

    "It was just a dream," Ned hears the words come out of his mouth but he's not sure he believes them. The man he recently executed said the dead had risen, and they believed him to have lost his mind. But maybe he hadn't. Or maybe he had, and his daughter lost her mind as well.

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    A silly original poem/song inspired by Robert Baratheon's time as the King of Westeros, his marriage to Cersei Lannister, and his death from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones.
    This is meant to be read, spoken, or sung in a taunting singsongy way.

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    My original digital art of Elia Martell Targaryen and a short rant about how tragic her story was.

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    Margaery Tyrell, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and the most powerful woman in the realm, is utterly alone. She clings to the small acts of acknowlgement from one man as she struggles to remember who she truly is in a world that values her only for her looks and her ability to provide an heir. Despite knowing she has more to offer, the constant disregard drives her into a spiral of sadness and isolation, as the weight of loneliness and unmet expectations overwhelms her.

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    ""Who are you?" She ground out, the icy words slicing through the air.

    That arrow could punch straight through my chest. And she knows it.

    As if reading his mind, the girl's mouth twisted into a smirk, "You really shouldn't test me. It'd be a shame to ruin such a fine body for such a simple question."

    Rhaegar hoped the shadows aided him in the lies he was about to tell.

    "We are landless knights from the South. We heard rumors of increased wildling attacks along the Wall and figured we'd take it upon ourselves to help protect the greatest part of the Seven Kingdoms. What knight doesn't wish for wild adventures in the snow?"

    The girl scoffed, but lowered her bow. "If you're landless knights, then I'm the Maiden herself. That flowery speech will get you nothing but trouble here.""

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    After avoiding an undesirable betrothal, the Crown Prince is sent to spy on the Starks for the King, who is convinced the Warden of the North plans treachery. Rhaegar finds there is more to the North than endless snow, Lyanna is exhausted by duty in a male-dominated world, while Ned struggles with a conflicted heart and Rickard looks to his legacy.

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    AU Canon Divergence!: Do you know how many things an Iron Born can do with a cannon?

    After Victarion Greyjoy gets a hold of some unkwnown Yi-tish invention things spirel up until Stannis Baratheon ends up getting disenherited again after being thought dead in the seas while being blamed alongside House Tarth for Balon Greyjoy's attack at Kingslanding. He's forced to marry young Brienne of Tarth to no leave her destitute and full of rage, he rennounces to the Baratheon name and takes the name Tarth at his wedding.

    LAST CHAPTER PUBLISHED : 29/07/2025

    Check out my other fics if you like rare pairings =)

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    After Rhaegar's death at hands of Robert Baratheon, Aerys had his pregnant wife Rhaella and children, Alyssanne and Viserys sent to Dragonstone.

    After crowning her son Viserys as king, Rhaella goes into labour while Robert Baratheon sends his brother Stannis to capture and kill them all. In haste to keep her siblings safe, Alyssanne has them sent first, staying to not leave her mother alone while her last moments and she is captured by Stannis.


    In which Rhaegar Targaryen had a sister and it changes the courses of the Game of Thrones.

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    The dragons perish, and a new king seizes the throne. The golden lioness – her womb – is sold to secure the tittering new rule, entwining her blood with the iron throne. Women were never meant for greatness, their legacy limited to the lives they bring forth. But Cersei Lannister refused to be a mere footnote in history.

    The golden lioness grants the new king but a single trueborn heir, and the world tilts.

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    Little Eddard Baratheon wants to know about his grandfather, Robert Baratheon, so he asks his father. A father-son conversation follows.

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    Rhaegar Targaryen has no plans to chase for another relationship, not after he just ended an eleven years long marriage but Lyanna Stark, almost literally, falls right into his life and chaos never leaves him alone ever since.

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    Can be read without parts 1-6 of the series, a summary is provided.
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    Cersei knows she shouldn't give in, she knows she should be a good queen, the queen the realm deserves.
    But what if she can only be a good queen with him, with the man who supports her, who challenges her, who makes her head swim? Who, unfortunately, isn't her husband?
    What if their attachment comes with consequences, living consequences that she cannot afford to acknowledge but cannot bear to give up?
    What if everything she ever thought she wanted is taken away and she is thrown onto a different path - North?

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