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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz builds an inator to temporarily transform himself into an ocelot. It works far too well, then destroys itself before he can turn himself back.
    Now he's trapped in feline form, alongside his disgruntled, newly human nemesis.

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    5/?
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    192
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    34
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    Borne over the hated mad scientist line Izuku finds himself forced to follow in the footsteps of his father on the path of evil... at least for a few years He isn't the happiest about having to use his scientific prowess for evil like this but in order to get into hero support he is willing to take the chance! Besides he has the help of his parents, his best friend Kacchan, and his Nemises to make that dream come true.

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    38/?
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    “Then he glanced up, looking out from the corners of Heinz’s neck and collarbone. He gasped. A shooting star had flown by. It was his chance!

    ‘I wish for Heinz and I to meet again! I don’t care how, but I want to see him again! I don’t want to forget him! Please!’

    He knew it was childish, but his parents would do it too and told him, “If you ever see a wishing star, only make a wish you truly and desperately want. It’s special. So make sure the wish is too.”

    His grip along Heinz’s ribs and waist tightened as desperation lit his veins icily and he gasped. He clung desperately, feeling Heinz tighten his hold and mumbling in his sleep. He pressed his nose to the base of Heinz’s neck, hoping he could memorize the scent enough where meeting and being with Heinz wouldn’t be just a daydream and he didn’t want to suddenly open his eyes and see himself in his aunt and uncle’s car. As if Heinz never existed. He fell asleep a while after, still clinging onto the boy he’d have to leave.”

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    10/10
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    41
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    171
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    17
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    2,184
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    As summer turned to autumn, and autumn turned to winter, a new rumour spread through the evil scientists of LOVEMUFFIN, of a new panther agent.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    47
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    2
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    270
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    Perry the Platypus has catnip.

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz is part ocelot.

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    1/1
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    12
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    1,287
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    Take comfort when and where you can.

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    1/1
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    11
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    167
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    There is an inator, it blows up, same old song and dance or is it?

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    9
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    292
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    14
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    2,035
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    Feet stumbled through the cryptic forests; ragged breathing filled the deafening silence and fear filled the misty air, three figures hurried through the horrid woods as a figure rushed after them, weapon in hand and gleaming in the moonlight.

    “PHINEAS HELP!”

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    Doofenshmirtz grinned, giving Perry a good look at his sharp teeth. ”So, I thought to myself 'Heinz why can you never win? There must be something you're missing...' and realized the answer was a lack of animal instinct. Anyway, do you like it Perry the Platypus? I turned myself half ocelot!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    261
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    15
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    2,132
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    Perry is assigned a new nemesis. Everything seems normal until one day he discovers his evil scientist isn't as human as he pretends to be...

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    34
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    333
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    41
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    2,067
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    Of all the inators Heinz devised, this was the one, in Perry's eyes, that didn't seem so bad.

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    1/1
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    7
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    3,776
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    “Ah, Agent P! How nice of you to drop in! I take it you're here to find your fellow agent, hm? Well, I'll let you have him!” Rodney hit a button on his remote control, and a metal door slowly slid up behind Perry. He shivered as a deep growl echoed through the space, and he turned to see Heinz's blue eyes glowing eerily in the low light.

    “My new nemesis, as you can see, isn't feeling himself anymore... thanks to my Regress-inizor! One blast takes any highly trained OWCA agent and turns them back into a mindless animal!” Perry shivered as Heinz growled again at Rodney's cackling. Even as Perry listened, his eyes never left the ocelot, who had finally emerged from the cell and was now moving towards Perry.

    “I can't stand the sight of blood, however, so I'll just leave you two to it!” Rodney declared before flouncing off.

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    493
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    42
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    4,997
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    Perry looked thoughtful. ‘Weapons could be a good idea,’ he mused, missing Heinz’s point entirely.

    Heinz snorted. ‘Is this a date or did you get a new nemesis without telling me?’ Heinz asked jokingly.

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    1/1
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    8
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    517
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    15
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    4,632
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    'Where's Perry?' Heinz signed impatiently, and Carl jumped forward.

    “We’ve been trying to get a hold of Agent P, but he’s not answering his communicator. We haven't heard from him at all in the last thirty-six hours... Heinz!” he heard Carl yell after him as he practically flew out of the room.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
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    514
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    15
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    5,062
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    It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…

    Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.

    *****

    aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
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    685
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    7,558
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    It was never going to be easy…

    But you honestly didn’t think Perry would just give up, did you?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
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    646
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    16
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    5,886
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    Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.

    Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.

    ‘Agent O?!’

    *****

    aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.

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    4,318
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
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    654
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    5,303
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    Heinz just wanted to get in, get it over with, then hurry back home to watch his favorite soap opera – the Flynn-Fletchers were out for the day, and the station was having a marathon.

    *****

    aka, How Two Oblivious Boys FAIL at Taking HINTS from the Universe.

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    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4,850
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    “Welcome to LOVEMUFFIN’s Annual Pageant of Evil!” the MC announced, his microphone free hand held out in a wave to the audience’s applause. “These three contestants will compete for the chance to become your new supreme leader!"

    And Heinz, Newton and Peter have the front row seats.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    572
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4,963
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    While adoption by a host family helped numerous new agents balance their work and personal lives, it hadn’t been required back in his day.

    Heinz didn’t need this adoption malarkey to make him a top agent.

    That also didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt every time he was passed over.

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    English
    Words:
    1,037
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    604
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    5,274

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