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GORETOBER & KINKTOBER 2025 by ClownCar420
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2025
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GUESS WHOS BACK
WOOOOGore time baby, fully DEAD DOVE gonna make it even more visceral than last year and you betcha we're gonna enjoy it.
Fandoms in this years Goretober/Kinktober:
-Vampire SMP
-Life Series
-HermitcraftEnjoy,
—ClowncarSeries
- Part 11 of CLOWN'S GORETOBER FICS
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A Lavender Marriage / A Royal Affair by FizarolliSparks248
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
21 Oct 2025
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Mumbo and Gem are forced into an uncomfortable situation as they are betrothed. Gem is already in a committed relationship and Mumbo isn’t convinced he is into girls
Inspired by The Bond that was meant to be Broken by Spam_Blackcat
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The light vibration in his throat as he tried to speak was missing. Like his vocal cords had completely given up on him.
Grian looked back at the two suspected culprits with wide eyes, trying to hide the way his right hand was trembling on his neck.
“I had hoped it would not come to this”, the left one spoke, the voice devoid of emotion. “You have been chosen. You are to become one of Us. And Watchers do not speak.”
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Evolution was supposed to be a normal server. Grian wasn’t supposed to get trapped in the End and be changed into something beyond his comprehension. As his playerhood gets ripped away, Grian is thrusted into the cold, unfeeling world of Watchers. A world he never was meant to belong to.
Deep down, he is still a player wanting to be whole again. A player wanting to get back his old connections and live a normal life. A player, who had lost his physical body and the ability to interact with his surroundings in the process of becoming a Watcher.
The road to healing and normalcy was never going to be easy. It had its ups and downs, triumphs and setbacks. But what waited at the end of it would always be worth it.
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Hermitcraft Kinktober!
Day 1: Masturbation + Orgasm Control (Impulse/Tango)
Day 2: Coming Untouched + Kidnapping (Beef/Etho)
Day 3: Threesome + Chastity (ZIT)
Day 4: Kneeling + Hypnosis (Keralis/Xisuma)
Day 5: Finger Sucking + Dacryphilia (Etho/Pearl/Tango)
Day 6: Outdoor Sex + Sex Pollen (Gem/Pearl)
Day 7: Tentacles (Impulse/Skizz)
Day 8: Uniform Kink (Jimmy/Tango)
Day 9: Blindfolds (Etho/Joel)
Day 10: Oral Sex + Punishment (Doc/Grian)
Day 11: Handcuffs (Gem/Pearl/Skizz)
Day 12: Sex work (Grian/Scar)
Day 13: Dildos + Double Penetration (Gem/Impulse/Pearl)
Day 14: Omegaverse + Possessive Sex + Choking/Gagging (Doc/Ren)
Day 15: Object Insertion + Humiliation (GIGS)
Day 16: Remote Control (Mumbo/Scar)
Day 17: Messy Sex + Service Kink + Fisting (Impulse/Jimmy)
Day 18: Size Queen + Dom Bottom/Sub Top (Doc/Gem)
Day 19: Sensory Deprivation + Electricity (Mumbo/Scar)
Day 20: Dubcon + Monsterfucking + Aftercare (Impulse/Zedaph)
Day 21: Rimming (Etho/Joel) -
But if you're fine with that… If you're fine with that… by Abyss_Observer
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Oct 2025
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During the end of Hermitcraft Season 8, Evil Xisuma has been banned, and it was made sure he couldn't follow the Hermits to Season 9. These precautions, however, were not taken for Season 10. And so, Evil X returns. Or does he?
Being exposed to the void for so long has taken his memories, and he barely knows what is happening around him. Some of the Hermits decide to let him stay, in hopes that by starting on a (mostly) clean slate, he can become a good person.
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"I've finished my base. It's done. I'm happy with it. Exterior and interior."
Etho sees Bdubs' eyebrows rise in surprise. His wide mouth opens as if to respond but Etho doesn't let him.
"And," he continues, "I'm throwing a party."
Under his mask, Etho is grinning as he watches Bdubs' brain trying to process. A completed base and a party host? Yeah, his friend's mind was probably melting.
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Etho, finally finished with furnishing his home, throws a housewarming party and all the Hermits are invited. But there's really only one guest that truly matters to him.
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A pall of magic has befallen HC-10. Most fae are content with doing mischief at the edges of mortal settlements, but something has driven these ones to malice, and if given their way, they will turn the whole inhabited continent into overgrown feywild, and the hermits into their obedient thralls.
There are a few fae who count themselves among the hermits: Gem and Joel, and on some level, Cub, Scar, and Jevin. But even with their experience and power (and the help of a couple of friends), will it be enough to put an end to the invasion and protect the mortal inhabitants of their world?
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Throughout his life Grian's always hid his status as a shapeshifter, in fact he frequently wished that he wasn't one, that he had a stable an consistent form just like everyone else. One day The Watchers, in their endless cruelty, granted his wish in the worst possible way before forcing him into solitude for far too long for him to keep track. Now once again faced with players in the previously empty world, Grian really has no idea what to do.
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Last of the Real Ones by blueglowstiicks
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Oct 2025
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Scar, a member of a notorious Celestial bounty hunting team comes across the bounty of a lifetime: the last known Watcher in existence. Only, the Celestial isn’t as much of a threat as he originally thought- in fact, he’s rather sarcastic and charming. But Scar’s coworkers are desperate to claim the Watcher’s head as their own, and he must find a way to keep the Celestial alive and out of the public’s knowledge. Unfortunately, subtly has never been Scar’s strong suit…
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Purpled goes to leave the DreamSMP after his UFO is blown up. The watchers take him :)
Then he escapes to Hermitcraft!!! YIPPIE(Aka author wanted to see Watcher Purpled fics, but couldn't find any)
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In which Dream starts a manhunt and gets himself a new friend in the same day by Greetings_Im_Leo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Oct 2025
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“I don’t-” the stranger’s voice was raspy, alarmed, and distinctly British, “what is this place? What are- who are you?”
Dream cocked his head. Behind the mask, he pursed his lips.
“I’m the admin of this server. You are an intruder.” His voice sounded wispy through the layer of enchanted porcelain.
The netherite sword flickered into Dream’s hand, the black tip barely embedded in the carmine wool of the jumper's collar.
The stranger didn’t flinch, and Dream allowed himself a spark of respect.
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Grian and Dream meet on unexpected terms, and Dream doesn't want Grian to leave his server. Grian's friends find out where he is, and chaos ensues. -
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If you notice anything, it leads you to notice more and more
The humans talked, throwing bits and things into the passage they called Boatem Hole.
The humans spoke to It, gentle and curious. They kept It company, called It a friend. It didn’t understand, but something beyond walls and walls of frosted glass and impermeable fog whispered pained and haunted behind It’s eyes with a voice that hurt to dwell on, don’t you remember this? -
I Shouldn't Play With Fate (But What If Once I Could Make You Safe?) by G1zmo_the_Goat, StimmingRose
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
19 Oct 2025
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Wild Life is officially over. Back on Hermitcraft, the rest of the hermits are left to pick up the pieces as the lifers return. Unfortunately for them, several wrenches are thrown into their plan when an unexpected player, who is definitely not on the whitelist, ends up on their server.
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Or: my best friend and I love our blorbos and desperately needed them to interact. Please enjoy and read the tags!!Series
- Part 2 of Preybirds
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The Hermits Chat by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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The crazy shenanigans of the hermits illustrated in a chatfic!
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Angel Eyes by Poppyflowerlesbian
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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"Sometimes when I'm lonely, I sit and think about him
And it hurts to remember all the good times
When I thought I could never live without him
And I wonder, does it have to be the same?"Grian will regret letting The Rift open and fester like a wound for so long. When secrets he never thought possible were revealed, and he is met with the cruelty his choice led to, he will wish he had destroyed it as soon as the Season began. But he cannot turn back the clock- at least not here, where lands he thought he knew are twisted, and people whose faces he'd never forget are warped. How many lives did he meddle with? How many did he ruin?
Meanwhile Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo all get a much-needed break. Who knew farmwork, taking in the local sights, and meeting up with 'old' friends would be just what they needed to stave off the stress that had been building up for months!
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- Part 15 of Take A Chance On Me
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Wiping dental records clean, is this carcass even me? by RoughCoarseAndGetsEverywhere
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2025
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“Sir, I hate that this is how you find out, but the Evolution server was invaded by non player entities. Every member is missing and,” She took a deep breath. “Presumed dead.”
“Pardon?” She didn’t elaborate. “Is this some kind of joke? This isn’t - this isn’t funny, you know! You could get fired for that. Grian just - we just lost contact, is all. He just stopped messaging me. That’s fine. I can deal with that, but he isn’t missing, and he certainly isn’t dead.” Mumbo wasn’t shaking. He wasn’t. Because it could not possibly be true.Or
Grian goes missing during his time in the Evolution SMP. Mumbo is left with no idea of what happened to his boyfriend. A year after his last contact with Grian, he arrives on the Hermitcraft server in critical condition, and for some reason, with wings that Mumbo is 90% sure weren’t there before. What’s more is he refuses to talk about what happened. It only gets worse after a portion of the server goes missing, with Grian seemingly being the only one who remembers anything about it. And who knows what the hell is going on with Scar?
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One moment Grian was walking over the street, searching for some place that he could get food from. The next the was laying on a bed in a medical room on a spaceship surrounded by weird looking people.
One of the people there offers him a job in exchange for a roof above his head, food and all the pleasure that he could ever want.
At first Grian isn't sure about the whole situation, but the hermits grow on him pretty quickly.
(updates on Saturday once every two weeks)
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My Friends Are Unintentionally Hilarious: A chatfic sampled from my own group chats by IUseALotOfNamesSoCallMeWhatever
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Hermitcraft: Main Chat
---Friday, Sept. 19th, 11:08 AM---
GeminiTay: WHAT TIME IS IT!?
---Friday, Sept. 19th, 12:17 PM---
Pearlescentmoon: SHOWTIME!!! (I was running portal maintenance in the hub)
VintageBeef: :D
Pearlescentmoon: Hiiii
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 268
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 5
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I've got a war in my mind by SunshineORain
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Misadventures SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Familiar sounds of wings flapping made him turn, Jimmy landed with a slight stumble against the Autumn air. The canary smiled at him, sitting beside Joel. He was in his full Coalmine gear, but he slid his glasses onto his head.
“How do you always know when I’m coming?” Jimmy whined, leaning back on the cold concrete roof.
“I’ve been with you long enough to have a Jimmy sense,” Joel smiled, looking at his best friend then looking back at the night sky. Pollution covered the stars and hid away the moon.
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When a vigilante meets a chaotic world of heroes, vigilantes and villains. He's destined to get into some trouble, right?
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look at me and pretend (im someone you've never met) by touyastreasure
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Grian knows victory, and this isn’t it.
This is the aftermath of war, where you scramble to pick up the pieces of yourself that made it through alive and pray to a higher being you no longer believe in to save you.
Or: Grian and Scar throughout the Life Series, how they fall apart and break, and how they pick themselves back up again.
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- Part 1 of whump whump whumpity whump