18 Works in Ray Haffner
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all the gold and the guns in the world (couldn't get you off) by burningblake
Fandoms: The Mentalist
16 Feb 2024
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She snort-giggles. Because it's the only response she can summon. "I'm not kissing you for a case."
"What, no feelings of gratitude left for the knight that saved your life?"---
Jane and Lisbon go undercover as a couple to take down the leader of a drug cartel. Set in early s2, canon up to 2x06. -
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Patrick Jane finds himself at the crime scene of a seeming suicide. But was it really? Realistically, who would kill themself with a knife? While looking for a suspect he comes across Evelyn Baxter, who, to his disgust, reminds him of his old days as a clairvoyant.
Maybe getting to know her shows him that she isn't a fraud like he was.
Or maybe she solidifies his hate for psychics.Tl;dr - Patrick Jane meets a woman who seems to have psychic abilities
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Crack-fic, set early in season 4, soon after 'Ring Around the Rosie'.
Jane wasn't going to let Wainwright off so lightly after the man called him a clinical psychopath.
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“Merry Christmas, Lisbon,” Jane said after he had pulled away, a shit-eating grin on his face.
Just some Jane/Lisbon, Van Pelt/Rigsby fluff for the holidays.
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i wanna stick my fist in your mouth (and twist your arctic heart) by sirenofodysseus
Fandoms: The Mentalist
28 Aug 2021
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AU S5/S6. “She can handle drug lords and serial killers and Patrick Jane, but being vulnerable? Hell to the no.”
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Lisbon will do anything it takes to bring Volker down, even if it means taking him up on his disgusting offer to go out with him.
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- Part 12 of The 2020 Files
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Лисбон возвращается домой в довольно плохом настроении. Оно ничуть не улучшается, когда по всему городу отключается электричество. И совсем становится плохо, когда кто-то стучит в дверь. Тот, кто никак не может этого делать.
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Tidings of Comfort and Joy by Lady_of_Winterhell for sirenofodysseus
Fandoms: The Mentalist
30 Nov 2020
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Please heed the tags. What do you do when you find out the man you've planned your whole life with is the serial killer you are responsible for catching?
Written for Patrick Jane's Gift Exchange 2020! Prompt: Give me a dark, DARK, DARK fic about Red John and Teresa Lisbon.
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A Beauty in Red by Lady_of_Winterhell
Fandoms: The Mentalist, Miss Congeniality (Movies)
07 Sep 2020
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The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.
Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!
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“If I did,” O’Laughlin tells him, before their gazes meet. “I wouldn’t have asked for you and only you.” Or that AU: Royalty fic that nobody asked for.
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Or, that time someone created a kink meme of the CBI employees. Set late S4.
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“I must say I’m thoroughly disappointed in you, right now,” Lorelei greeted him from the couch, as Craig hurried into the room. “You lasted only seven minutes with pretty boy? I was expecting to have this room to myself all night too.”
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- Part 3 of Cavalier
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there's something beautiful (and tragic) in the fall out by sirenofodysseus
Fandoms: The Mentalist
05 Oct 2015
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Wainwright’s expression soured. Apparently, she had forgotten that she had also attempted to part him with two of his fingers prior to “loosening” his restraints. But whatever. “You obviously didn’t come in here for the ambiance, Martins; so, what do you really want?”
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- Part 2 of Cavalier
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“This isn’t the apocalypse,” Lisbon argued, because she had always imagined the apocalypse as fire and brimstone—not as fucking goddamned robots.
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- Part 1 of Cavalier
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twisting & turning (your feelings are burning) by sirenofodysseus
Fandoms: The Mentalist
28 Dec 2014
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AU, post-S5x13. Haffner realized with a lurch that Jane knew.
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And then there were none.
Spoilers up to 6x08. Do not read unless you've watched the episodes.
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She had to start healing somewhere. Written for 2013 The Mentalist Reverse Big Bang. Inspired by the artwork of tromana.