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Perfectly Lost by zams
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
30 Dec 2012
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A romantic and snarky interlude in the forest.
Thor pulls Loki down against him, fitting Loki to his side and putting Loki's head on his chest. Loki grumbles, but it is out of habit more than any real upset. Thor is always warm, always solid and comforting, and Loki relishes the too rare times that he simply can feel Thor close without any worries or distractions.
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he is the lamb, she is the slaughter by trishapocalypse for cheerstar051
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
15 Apr 2015
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“Niall, what did you do to me?” Harry repeated, quieter, slower than normal, and he looked up at Niall from under his eyelashes.
Niall froze, reaching a hand up to rub at his eyes, blinking rapidly as he stared at Harry. “What’s that?”
“This?” he asked, gesturing towards his chest. “Oh, you know, just breasts!” he snapped, picking up the pillow and throwing it back at Niall. “What did you do to me?!”
(Or: the one where Harry wakes up a girl and it's clearly NIall's fault.)
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Happy endings come in all shapes and sizes.
(I know it sounds weird, but trust me and give it a chance. They are adorable!)
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- Part 8 of Waltzverse
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all tied up in pretty young things by trishapocalypse for harrysprostate
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
07 May 2015
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for the "we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out of class and we're still arguing outside of class" au from werefoxstiles on tumblr.
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“You can’t send me with him,” you hissed to Locus.
“And why is that?” he asked. You could imagine a single, unimpressed raised eyebrow under his helmet.
“I broke his wrist,” you said flatly. “And I’m pretty sure he’ll try to kill me.”
“Then break his other arm,” Locus replied dryly. “Any injuries he has are due to his own incompetence.”
You blinked. That hadn’t been the response you were expecting.
“Besides,” Locus continued, as if he hadn’t just suggested that you maim his partner, “we need you to unlock your suit for the information. I would expect that Felix’s love for money would override any immediate urge to incapacitate you.”
"I'm right here, assholes," Felix growled.In a maybe-not-so-unfortunate turn of events, you are thrown into the partnership of the deadly mercenary duo Felix and Locus.
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- Part 1 of you gotta do what you gotta do
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"Thanks for going through my mail again," Miyuki says when he sees Kuramochi in the cafeteria.
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- Part 6 of SASO 2016
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Everything's Bigger in Canada by cheshirecatstrut
Fandoms: Veronica Mars - All Media Types
27 Nov 2017
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Logan and Veronica have very different ideas about how Christmas should be celebrated.
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Stuck at the airport on December 23rd due to a snowstorm that has grounded all flights, Skye just wants to get home to celebrate Christmas with her friends. Becoming nemeses with the very attractive but utterly irritating guy sitting next to her was not in her plan. But fate has a funny way of bringing two people together when they least expect it.
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A princess wants to buy a love potion from a witch. The witch informs her that this will require a certain, very special “ingredient.”
The princess agrees to provide it.
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Jack get's a phone call from someone who claims to have kidnapped his wife, he's fairly sure they don't mean Rosie.
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Kill Me Softly by chibi_nightowl
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Castlevania (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types
02 Jul 2021
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After the events of Castlevania Season 2, Father Jason Belmont and the vampire mage Timothy Drake quest across Wallachia in search of Carmilla and her army. Along the way, the unlikely pair learn more about each other and get sidetracked thanks to Jason's annoying habit of receiving visions from God, despite the fact he's supposed to be an excommunicated priest. Well, apparently God doesn't care about Rome's edict, so what other rules are out there just waiting to be broken?
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Chloe Sullivan paced the tile floor, her heart pounding rapidly in her chest. Breathe, she reminded herself, biting her thumbnail. Everything's gonna be okay.
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Close by GhostOfTasslehoff
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms
25 Apr 2020
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After their tennis match, Light and L get a little… distracted from their respective goals. Neither of them mind.
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- Part 1 of Lawlight Week 2020 (Ghost)
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give you my life by evenheroescry
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jun 2020
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The hospital stay had him messed up. The meds have him messed up. But Keigo does the mental math – remembers that the fuckin’ cocktail of various quirk stimulants and painkillers don’t work nicely with heat suppressants – and god, he’s about to go into heat, isn’t it?
Dabi hasn’t spoken, but there’s no way he doesn’t know. God, he must’ve known from the fucking second Hawks entered the room, reeking of omega pheromones.
“You did this on purpose,” Keigo says quietly. He feels the beginning of a harsh cramp, the pain searing his lower belly. He can handle the pain – he’s a hero, his back is a mess of healing wounds and fresh scars – but this is a different thing, intimate. His goddamn body betraying him all over again.
Dabi laughs. “You’re so self-absorbed. You think I care that much?”
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Hawks goes into heat. Dabi "helps".
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Qrow and Clover need to put a theory to the test in order to save them all from a dangerous crash.
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- Part 6 of Syko's 2020 Christmas Gift Collection
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Precious Cargo by Bideroo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Jan 2021
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Nie MingJue is feeling a little frisky. Jiang WanYin dutifully solves the problem.
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idiots love company by remy (iamremy) for spnxbookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2021
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Even as a professor, Harry cannot seem to avoid the hospital wing. Draco is concerned, Ron is accusatory, and Hermione is the only one who uses her brain.
Featuring oblivious Harry and his awful wardrobe choices.
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Wandering aimlessly across the kingdom, Dick the Huntsman makes his living picking up odd jobs and labouring tasks, resigned to either monotonous work or jobs so dangerous no one else would take. That all comes to a screeching halt when a mysterious witch contracts him to save the runaway Prince Jason before the evil Queen could get her hands back on him and destroy a fateful prophecy.
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- Part 4 of mynn's jaydick week 2022 fics
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fresh lacquer by Goose_Boy for Rinmouse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jun 2022
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"Fuck you, you mid-life crisis looking piece of shit."
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- Part 8 of grave hags verse
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A few years after the war, Hermione Granger stumbles upon Severus Snape—alive, scowling, and unexpectedly magnetic—in a quiet Muggle jazz bar. What begins as an awkward exchange over wine and sarcasm soon unravels into something far more complicated.
Can they overcome their preconceived notions of each other and find comfort during the loneliest season of the year? Or will this unexpected entanglement be just that—brief, messy, and best left behind with the dregs of holiday wine?
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s ’Tis the Damn Season, this is a short, spicy, emotionally tangly fic where canon’s death toll has been selectively ignored for the sake of narrative pleasure. Think: banter, brooding, shared trauma, sexual tension, and a dash of jazz.
Author’s Note: First fic I’m sharing—be kind, and feedback is wildly appreciated!
AU Notes: Canon-adjacent with a few resurrections and liberties for character joy.
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This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.
Definitely an OC story. A SI story depending on your definition-- her knowledge of Naruto as well as other modern things matches mine when I started the story, so I had some sort of basis for her advantages instead of doing research to give her things that would be convenient. (a la, Sure she's a chemist! Why not? She was a martial artist too, and she can build a better camera. There's none of that.). You won't ever see references to her first life: no name, family, or death. Of course, that lack of background comes with its own problems.
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No amount of playing by the rules has made Harry's life any easier, and Malfoy has matured but also hasn't. They are who they are, and though they try, neither one can fully change.
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- Part 5 of H/D Smoochfest