16 Works in Sneaky Hobbits
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Untold story of Middle Earth by Lady2021
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
05 Jun 2025
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The elves loved to write about their creation story or about their favoruite Valar, but are blind to other deeds that shaped Arda. This story is a missing chapter of the Silmarilion (not by Tolkien, but mine)
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Change of Fate by Yavannas_Tits
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
07 Mar 2025
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Bilba Baggins has already done this once—survived a dragon, dwarves, and one particularly broody king. But after an old, tired life in the Shire, she wakes up to find herself back at the start of her journey, young and stubborn as ever.
This time, she’s writing everything down. This time, she’s making better decisions (probably). This time, she will make sure the line of Durin lives and that Frodo never gets his sweet hands on that blasted ring. And this time, she’s definitely not falling in love with Thorin Oakenshield again.
…Right?
Armed with a sharp tongue, handkerchiefs, and the exasperation of a grandmother wrangling a bunch of overgrown, bearded children, Bilba is determined to do things her way. Even if that means scolding dwarves, outmaneuvering Thranduil, and figuring out just what is going on with this new, stranger version of Middle-earth.
Because if she has to do this all over again, she’s going to do it right.
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Hobbits Make Very Good Traveling Companions by Dracien
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Sep 2024
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For ages the Hobbits have been considered creatures of comfort. They are the most versatile animals in all of Middle Earth. They can cook, sew, clean, be trained to guard livestock or even read small words. They are great judges of character and once one has been chosen as their family they instantly achieve positive social status. Most importantly though, Hobbits are the greatest companions that love unconditionally.
Change is on the horizon. The fate of Middle Earth hangs in a balance. A treacherous journey with almost certain death at the end. The company of Thorin Oakenshield will travel a great distance, face countless challenges, and test the strength of their wills against insurmountable odds.
Bilbo Baggins will not let his family face these dangers alone.
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- Part 2 of Pet Hobbits
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The Hobbit and Lord of the rings short stories by That_Autistic_Writer
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
22 Jan 2021
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So I've watched the hobbit and lord of the rings movies so many times literally Ive watched All six more than 5 times this year.
I decided to write short stories for each trilogy so hopefully these will be funny and you will enjoy reading them!
Let's get started!!
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a plague on both your houses (how to curse your acquaintances in a thousand easy steps) by TheGreatPuzzle
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jul 2020
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Bilbo wondered for a moment whether his soft old heart would give in at the sight of this increased suffering and woe. More than ever the two princes looked like children, pouting and miserable.
Then the wind changed direction slightly and he caught again the briny smell of his bedroll, strapped to his pack, and he realized that his heart was strong yet.
In which Hobbits know the correct serving temperature of any dish (including revenge).
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Trickery by nixofwaterdeep (phoenixdream)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
16 Jun 2020
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“I’m sorry,” Boromir breathed, his gaze briefly breaking away from her own, falling onto the hobbits who had scattered. When his gaze once more fell back onto Y/N, he was made aware of the close distance between them.
“Mischievous hobbits, they are,” Y/N managed out.
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- Part 5 of Lord of the Rings One Shots
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A Hobbit's Tale by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Apr 2020
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Ashlain Gamgee is an ordinary hobbit or so she thinks. The shy hobbit gets caught up in adventure when Gandalf the Grey sees her potential. Will she be able to survive her dwarven companions and be able to stay on their quest to defeat the Orc Clan of the East?
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River Crossing [Original Comic] by WriterRose
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Feb 2020
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[comic] A river crossing proves difficult for the Fellowship to agree upon. Luckily, Frodo has a plan.
Gimli knew of the strange power that the hobbits called ‘Gifts’. Though he had no idea just how impressive they actually were.
(A slightly silly LOTR comic installment to my ‘The Gifted’ AU, in which hobbits are Middle-earth’s equivalent of benders from Avatar TLA.)
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- Part 2 of The Gifted
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Hobbits, being the smallest of the free races and less inclined toward violence, knew that they would be at great risk from dark or greedy forces. So, the Hobbit leaders banded together to create a plan. The plan was domestication. Let the other races think them like animals. Dogs, Cats, Birds and others have been cared for by the taller folk with only companionship and love as the exchange. So why not Hobbits as well? After all, what is more comfortable than having food, shelter and protection provided for you?
For ages the Hobbits have been considered creatures of comfort. They are the most versatile animals in all of Middle Earth. They can cook, sew, clean, be trained to guard livestock or even read small words. They are great judges of character and once one has been chosen as their family they instantly achieve positive social status. Most importantly though, Hobbits are the greatest companions that love unconditionally.
And Thorin will find one for his nephews if its the last thing he'll do.
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- Part 1 of Pet Hobbits
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Erebor's Seventh Annual (Un)official Drinking Contest by CappuccettoRosso
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Aug 2017
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Bilbo gets the last laugh.
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Burden to Bare by rubydoe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Aug 2017
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When Frodo sailed from Gray Heavens it should have been the end of his tale. However the gods are not ready to let their child rest quite yet. Instead they send him back far before his time to make different choices. Powerful choices. Ones that will change the face of Middle-earth.
He had never expected to have to bare the burden of the One Ring again. This time there is no ever-faithful Samwise pulling him ever forward. This time there is a king of stone who might just have the strength Frodo is missing.
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After Weathertop, Frodo stops speaking. His friends try to coax his voice, but a Son of Gondor is needed to truly release the song.
Un-beta'd.
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A Nose For Conkers by DisasterDungeonMaster
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Nov 2016
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"Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?
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- Part 2 of ShadowKissed
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Matchmaker by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Jun 2014
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Bilbo Baggins didn't expect to accompany 13 Dwarves as their official burglar on a perilous journey to reclaim a kingdom.
He doubly didn't expect to be playing matchmaker among these Dwarves as well.
Nor did he expect to find love of his own.
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- Part 1 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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The Tooks are treasure hunters, and they've been looking for the Great Smial for hundred of years.
Bilbo grows up hearing the stories of finding the Great Smial from Belladonna Took. Years later, Bilbo has grown into a respectable hobbit. Then Gandalf comes knocking with news that the Arkenstone, Erebore's greatest treasure, contains a way to find and reach the Smial.
Cue Bilbo and co going on a quest to steal the great treasure of the dwarves (he was going to give it back!) and somehow kidnapping the Prince Thorin in the process.
Yes, this is not his day.
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A Not So Secret Family Moment by OnceUponAFeralDream
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jan 2013
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“We must take care of our families wherever we find them.” ― Elizabeth Gilbert