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    Poseidon keeps getting offerings from Percy’s baby sister. He doesn’t quite know how to feel about this small child vying for his attention…At the very least he would keep Zeus from blowing up whenever her prayers interrupted council meetings.

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    Rick Riordan gave us Estelle Blofis and I am thrilled. She's going to get Poseidon to attend family events even if every god on Olympus kills her.

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    “I’ll take them,” Bail said. Breha had wanted a girl, but he couldn’t imagine she’d object to taking both twins in. He wouldn’t even have to explain the circumstances.

    “Split up they should be,” Master Yoda said. Obi-Wan nodded.

    Bail frowned. “Why?”

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    A female Zuko story.

    In the Fire language, proper nouns don't have a gender. The closest word to Prince or Princess is more appropriately translated as Royal. The person who is next in line to the throne is always called Heir. In the Earth Kingdom and water tribes an heir is always a man. So Heir in Fire is always translated to Crown Prince.

    It's not Zuko's fault the idiots can't tell she's a girl.

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    Zuko accidentally joins the gaang early. How long is it going to take before her real gender is noticed?

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    All the stories that share the gender swap universe of Heir Zuko.
    In these Zuko is a cisgender girl/woman and is often misgendered by the world outside of the Fire Nation in part due to translation errors concerning her title of 'Heir'.

    These aren't all in the same storyline, they just share the main character/universe.
    Ommer=Uncle

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    “I thought you weren’t ashamed of them anymore.”

    Rumi eyes Jinu in the mirror, scowling. “I’m not. It’s just… weird to have them out all the time.”

    Jinu, who also has his patterns out all the time and once called them a constant reminder of my shame, shrugs where he’s leaning against the open door frame. “So cover them up.”

    “I just—wouldn’t that make me a hypocrite? I sing this huge song about friendship and loving myself and then I go right back to being scared to show my bare arms in front of my two closest friends. It’s ridiculous. I’m ridiculous.”

    “Your words, not mine.”

    Or: Living is harder than dying. Jinu and Rumi move forward.

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    What surprised Gi-hun the most, he realized, wasn't that he survived the fall. Against all odds.

    What did... Gi-hun, six months after the final game and the hospitalization, turned his head sideways and sighed, the Front Man's — Hwang In-ho's — hair did tickle his nose a little. He didn't have it in his heart to push In-ho away. Not when In-ho was sleeping and making a small noise from his slightly parted lips.

    What surprised Gi-hun the most was this new life he now shared with the Front Man.

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    Cale had finally done it! He won the war!
    But why the hell did he wake up in a strange place with Raon?
    And why are the dragons here so different? Wait, actually, that explains everything.
    They aren't in Roan Kingdom anymore. Hell, they are in a different world!

    Hiccup and his gang find a strange red-haired beauty.
    Not only is the person mystical with their presence alone, but they have a baby dragon with them too!
    What do the reddish-brown eyes hide behind them? And why does every dragon seem to love him?

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    Chan and Minho decide to play gay chicken, while the rest of the members frolic around.

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    Draco is frustrated with his career as a travel writer, when a mini-tirade from Mrs Weasley and an encounter with the portrait of an intrepid great-great-great-aunt lead him to Finland to study wandless magic. Harry is – just being contrary and following his sweet-tooth, or taking the subtle route to saving the world?

    Featured Book: An Appraisal of Magical Education in Europe

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    Your eye is then drawn by movement in your periphery, and when you look up you see the mannequins are now swaying slightly. Some of them seem to be pushed by some sort of breeze that you can't feel, but others are almost writhing, wooden limbs moving unnaturally as though the inanimate objects were feeling pain. Professor Sharp looks upwards as well, his grip tightening a bit on your shoulder in what you think is meant to be a comforting way, though Professor Sharp seems to be a bit out of practice when it comes to comforting gestures considering how firm his hold is.

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    The Haunted Hogsmeade quest is here, and for some reason so is Professor Sharp?

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    Remus suffers with type 1 bipolar disorder and works an unstable job as a pizza delivery driver.

    His ex boyfriend of five years, Sirius, is a tattoo artist who's deep into the world of witchcraft.

    All would be well if they had their own living spaces, but with the price of rent, they have no choice but to live in the same apartment that they broke up in.

    To make matters worse; they still long for each other, and things start to get very strange for Remus the longer he's around Sirius. Very, very, VERY strange.

    Secrets are uncovered, friendships are made and broken, and Remus really needs to see a therapist.

    Warning: I tried to use as many tags as I could, but I'm terrible at tagging. Remus and Sirius have a toxic relationship with each other, and this fic covers a lot of unpleasant topics: suicidal thoughts, emotional and physical abuse, and dark fantasies. There's also strong language that may offend some, so please keep that in mind before jumping in to read.

    There will be a happy ending.

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    The titan looked at them with big, shocked green eyes. No lips were visible as his white teeth were very much apparent and pointed ears stuck out from short, black, messy hair. As soon as his feet touched the ground he lunged forward. His body was right above them, able to soar right over Commander Erwin and Corporal Levi in his attempt to avoid running into them. Hange wasn't so lucky as she had to dive off her horse in order to avoid getting hit. She crashed into the ground around the same time the titan did. On her stomach now, she looked up to watch as the thing rolled back to his feet only to clumsily trip from the speed he was going and crash back-first into the trees.
    Everyone was silent and still until Oluo screamed.
    "A titan?!"

    Hange's smile couldn't have been bigger.
    "I... must... HAVE!"

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    Sieun is grieving a sleeping Suho, spending afternoon after afternoon by his side and skipping cram school. His knuckles are always bloody and his head is always cloudy and when the Union turns out to be a bigger and deadlier threat than he initially thought, Sieun realizes he might need help after all.

    Enter Gunwoo and Woojin, stage right.

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    The hospital wasn't a place to grow familiar with and yet, there Gunwoo sat.

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    who says that it was Maglor who found the boys first?

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    Stiles is turned into a vampire.
    He hates himself and everything he's become as he struggles to overcome his lust for blood. What he didn't anticipate is having to deal with his feelings towards Derek.
    But doing all of that is pretty hard when he's living in Derek's loft, under house arrest.

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    It begins with stolen glances, a charming grin, and distrust. Then, a stolen horse, the adrenaline of one's eyes opened to a new world, and a deal to learn how to hunt the things that wreak havoc on the innocent and the deserving.

    Deanna Winchester has spent her life on the road as a criminal to the blind eye, and a protector to the knowledgeable few. She's only doing her work when she meets Castiel Davies, a woman who reported the body of a ghost's latest victim.

    Castiel has spent her life in an ill-fitting role that has left her desperate to run from her past in an attempt to find herself. She's just passing time until the day she escapes when she meets Deanna Winchester, a suspicious "wandering sheriff."

    Each woman has things she's left behind, and neither is looking for true companionship. But perhaps there are some things they can learn from and with each other about finding freedom and making something out of it.

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    Vi shakes her head at Caitlyn's poor attempt at subtlety. "Look. You... you're shifty as fuck, and I hate feds."

     

    Caitlyn's eyes widen, making Vi falter in her preamble. "I -" she begins. "Just - whatever. You're not gonna leave me alone, are you?"

     

    "No," Caitlyn agrees. "I must speak with you." This time, she flashes her badge.

     

    “Christ. Get the fuck in here.”

     

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    or: a messy ex-pop star accidentally teams up with a fed

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    During a long patrol night, Barbara discovers a familiar face in Gotham City.

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    After a night spent in each other's arms at the hotel, they return to the boat to continue their search for the island.

    Jun-ho wants to find his brother and save him. Kim is the only one who can understand it.

    A retelling of their story in season three, but with slight changes and a lot more kissing.

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    Taking orders never has been difficult for him, Dick suspects. Everything else can be.

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