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    Harry Potter has lived for years believing his adoptive parents' narrative that he would amount to nothing. But, as a mysterious but friendly stranger barges into his shitty apartment and slimes out his adoptive brother, he becomes privy to world of possibilities.

    Now, armed with a new mentor named Papa Dumbles, his piece, and a new dope ass chain (that is as icy as a polar bear), Harry Potter is ready to take on the world.

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    Everyone is ridiculously stereotyped to one country. That's it.

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    Jiseok glanced at him, then followed the line of his gaze—spotting, barely visible in the darkness, the cluster of small leaves interspersed with tiny, orb-like white berries clinging to the branch directly above them.

    His heart did something giddy and mischievous in his chest.

    Some wild, vengeful mistletoe makes an attempt on Jooyeon's life.

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    回到村子里生活,你本以为这辈子就这样得过且过了。
    结果过着过着你发现日子居然挺不错?
    你把宅基地租给城里来的画家,对方把你的小三楼装成了华丽小别墅。
    你打工的甜品店有了稳定的客源,逐渐蒸蒸日上,还跟大胃王客源有只共同抚养的猫。
    生活逐渐稳定,家里有人撺掇你跟姓黎的校医好,你不敢高攀高岭之花,躲着对方走,高岭之花就指定你家外卖让你送到学校来。
    有人说闲话,暂住在你家的远房表哥负责口吐莲花把人呛呛回去,后来不知道为什么,他们不说你和黎深的,开始说你俩的八卦了。
    无论如何,日子真的越过越好了。
    再次碰见找你麻烦逼得你从居民楼搬走的坏蛋,你秉持着幸福者退让原则,打算和以前一样忍一时风平浪静,退一步,不远处,你的区长父亲(不是)发力了。
    ——
    架空世界,农村入与F5的城乡结合部爱情故事,搞笑向,短打连载中。
    我发这篇belike三二一不管了亚拉索

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    According to God, only one person can prevent a war from happening, and Damian’s it.

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    Matt has been managing his epistaxis anime—a rare disease that causes its sufferer intense nosebleeds when they experience sexual attraction—just fine until meeting his law school roommate, Foggy, unleashes something within him. Matt struggles to keep his growing feelings and their bloody aftermath in check, all while hiding the true nature of his disease from Foggy. But as the lies and jealousy start to mount, Matt learns there are some status quos that aren’t worth preserving.

    [fic by inkforhumanhands, art by thelonebamf]

    Podfic of Epistaxis Anime by inkforhumanhands.

    Update 12/14/25: Chapter 7 is up!

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    The Man moved closer, even as he tried his best to shake his head and move his blood to protect him. The Man took the jar in a hand, lifting him to eye-level with a grin that looked too big to be comfortable.

    Choso wanted to go back to the Woman. He wanted his parents. He wanted to be anywhere but here. He wanted to do anything but tremble lightly in the palm of Noritoshi Kamo.

     

    (Or, the young spirit of an expecting older brother enters Choso's body in the womb and decides the hard path is worth it, if it's for his siblings.)

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    "Oh, come on. We aren't friends. You're just using me as a talking dictionary."
    "Not a dictionary!" He looks offended, but there's a glint on his eyes that promises more. "A thesaurus!"

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    Pike thought he was overseeing a routine diplomatic visit.

    Instead, he met Jim Kirk: chaos incarnate, bad influence, and future headache extraordinaire.

    Somehow, it only got worse from there.

    (He’s still not drinking the tea.)

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    Ever since he was a young boy, Osamu had heard many tales from wandering adventures, speaking of riches that put even the king himself to shame, medicinal herbs that could cure the fatalest of injuries and strong beasts that ruled where humans once did. Of course, being the intelligent child he was, Osamu never believed any of these tales. Adventurers had a tendency to twist even the smallest of encounters into the greatest of legends; he had fallen victim to these exaggerated truths more than once.

    However, this time was different. Numerous formidable adventuring parties had been going missing in the mountain range a few kilometers west of his current guild, unmapped lands; those who returned spoke of dangers beyond anything they had ever seen, warning fellow adventurers not to explore the mountains, no matter the riches that may lay beneath its death ridden grounds.

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    Or an alternate universe where the dragon Nakahara Chuuya meets the insufferable wizard Dazai Osamu.

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    "Jax, you NEED to seduce Caine."

    "What," said Jax. He glanced behind him just to be met with Pomni's sad wet pathetic desperate pleading eyes. Make no mistake. She was not innocent; she was livid. Like, three seconds away from snapping, livid.

    Zooble stepped forward, an unimpressed expression fixed on their face. "What Pomni means to say is that we need you to fuck our weird ass boss so we can get some actual work done here."

    Jax scoffed in disbelief, already turning back to the Youtube video displayed on his work computer. "Um, yeah, no thanks. I have animated indie pilots to watch. Why would you come to me for that?"

    Pomni and Zooble exchanged glances. They shrugged. "I don't see any other manwhores around."

    The employees of The Amazing Digital Circus, infamously wacky game development studio, send out their strongest slut to befriend their boss. You know, for reasons.

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    Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are finally in a relationship.

    Okay, it's still new, but it's the best thing that ever happened to Tony. Ever! (Aside from maybe sort of adopting Peter without the paper work.)

    The universe, of course, isn't idle - who would want some peace and quiet with your boyfriend when you could be cursed by some evil magic user?

    Tony. Tony would want that.

    But he so seldom gets what he wants - same goes for all the Avengers if we're honest...

    This is Fluff. And some Plot. And Fluff. And some Angst. But mostly it is Steve and Tony being in love, trying to learn how to actually communicate what they want and teeth rotting fluff.

    ⚠️This story is abandoned! ⚠️The last chapter is notes, not a full chapter! - I'm sorry my lovely readers 🫂

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    Dazai Osamu has created a chat

    Dazai Osamu has named the chat hey motherfuckers

    Dazai Osamu has added 19 users

    Dazai Osamu has changed 20 names

    favouritefearlesshero: uwu

    ~~~

    dazai makes a gc and chaos ensues

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    Hinata Shouyou has simple priorities in life: Volleyball, meat buns, and new knee pads. But when his wallet is empty, he finds himself accepting a dangerous dare from the chaotic duo, Bokuto and Kuroo. The mission is simple (yet deadly): Scream "That's my boyfriend!" at the intimidating and flirty setter, Miya Atsumu, right in the middle of university practice.
    ​Hinata expects Atsumu to spike him out of existence. Instead, Atsumu does the unthinkable: He plays along.

    ​Or: Hinata thinks he's winning 5000 Yen, but ends up winning a kiss from Japan's best setter instead.

    One-shot

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    While he's trying to make progress in pursuing his career at the police force, Nan Hang finds himself in an eventually not-so-fake relationship with a man he’s supposed to put behind bars. And ultimately, he decides not to be his family's scapegoat anymore, but to turn things in his favour.

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    After a heated misunderstanding at WarGames, Cody retreats for two weeks...

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    Bobette makes Ginger a rose toy because I'm too tired to have the sense to not do this.

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    Not sure what you expect. Reading the title alone already points that it will be another reforgotten slop or some shit. Idk man. Going to post multiple chapters of each OOC character in that premise.

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    Satanism AU. Sylvie has just joined the congregation after trouble with her previous one and lifelong believer Loki is having a crisis of faith. They agree to perform an erotic ritual together in the name of their infernal sovereign. Will this lead to love or just to the triumph of darkness over light? Dare they hope for both?

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